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12 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

She usually have me over to be fair.  Although she’s about to go and get me some beers so she knows she’s got a lot of making up to do.  


Make sure she doesn’t fob you off with the 330ml bottles or even the new cans. 
 

You want the proper job. 

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4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Make sure she doesn’t fob you off with the 330ml bottles or even the new cans. 
 

You want the proper job. 

620ml or she’s walking back to the shops.  

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54 minutes ago, A Red said:

When the phone rings in our house whilst we're watching something on tele, despite my protestations, she always answers it just in case its an emergency. Instead of then taking the fucking thing elsewhere she will then sit there with the tele on mute talking shite whilst giving me daggers for having a face like thunder.

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On 19/10/2021 at 18:37, Special K said:

Just once I'd like my wife to understand the concept of money in our bank account being finite.

 

Wants something doing this week but we don't have the money for it yet

 

"Does that me I can't get it done then?"

 

Yes, yes it does

I think the concept has finally trickled into my wife's head. It's only taken 20 years. Her mother, on the other hand...her philosophy is that if there is enough money in the account at this very moment then she can afford it. All the direct debits you might have between now and pay day? They'll be fine. Maddening. 

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It's reached that time of the year when the heating goes on and women can display their full talent for sharing the heat with people or animals within ten metres of the house by constantly leaving all the fucking doors wide open.

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11 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's reached that time of the year when the heating goes on and women can display their full talent for sharing the heat with people or animals within ten metres of the house by constantly leaving all the fucking doors wide open.

Came back late tonight, heating's been whacked up to 22°C, not a single internal door off the hall is shut, and there was one person in the house.

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On 22/10/2021 at 17:33, Rico1304 said:

She’s had a plumber round.  I’m in bed eating a hotdog. 

Posting in the trans thread too, while you gobble on a wiener in bed?

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40 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Posting in the trans thread too, while you gobble on a wiener in bed?

I mean it’s just top lols. Top lols. 

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3 hours ago, Mudface said:

Came back late tonight, heating's been whacked up to 22°C, not a single internal door off the hall is shut, and there was one person in the house.

It hasn’t even turned cold yet!

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Apparently it's easier for me to cool down on the top floor with only a t shirt and not allowed to open any windows after the heating has been on unnecessarily all day then it is for Mrs Rem to wear an extra layer.

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Mrs HL has just said we're using far too much kitchen roll as I used a square to wipe a small spillage on the kitchen table.

 

She then proceeds to wrap about 6 squares around her hand to dry the worktop after wiping it with a wrung out dishcloth.

 

Me.  You've just said we're using far too much kitchen roll.

Her.  Ohh, it's what it's for isn't it?.

 

 

 

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