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25 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

My mate invited me to his when we played Milan in the 2007 Champions League final. My Mrs went but she understands footy so was just as animated as me and my mate. 

 

He invited a load of his neighbours round and their wives who didn't like or understand footy were there and were shaking their heads at me constantly swearing, jumping up and down and generally being pissed off at the result.

 

One was asking questions every 5 minutes then said I took it too seriously and her husband grabbed her and marched her out into the garden because he could see she was winding me up. 

 

I then got tons of messages off my Evertonian mates laughing and i proceeded to phone them all back calling them tramps laughing at someone losing their house keys. This woman was in genuine shock that a footy game could make people act like that. Even my Mrs told her to shut up if she had no idea what was going on.

It's only when you stand back and read things like this that you realise what bellends WE are when it comes to footy. It makes no sense at all yet we just lose the plot over a load of,now millionaires,kick a plastic inflated ball around. That said,how could anybody get any type of fun out of shopping or looking at shoes? 

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No matter how long they have to get ready, even if it is all day they will still keep you waiting once you are ready to go. There will always be something that delays them which keeps you waiting.

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1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It's only when you stand back and read things like this that you realise what bellends WE are when it comes to footy. It makes no sense at all yet we just lose the plot over a load of,now millionaires,kick a plastic inflated ball around. That said,how could anybody get any type of fun out of shopping or looking at shoes? 

Or watching soap operas for years despite reading the plot lines in magazines weeks in advance.

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3 hours ago, belarus said:

Why couldn’t you go the cricket club when she was meeting her mates for the initial planned night out? 

Madeline fucking Mccann. 

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48 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

No matter how long they have to get ready, even if it is all day they will still keep you waiting once you are ready to go. There will always be something that delays them which keeps you waiting.

I have all my clothes ready, shit, shave and ready to go. When she says she is ready I get ready.

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When I used to watch the football in the Sefton and the Standard in West Derby , there were always a string of young girls in there with no interest in the match just spending the whole game parading past the screen to the toilets or bar hoping that the younger lads in there noticed them.

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21 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Let her have a nice sleep over with her grandparents. 

I would but my old man has been in hospital this week. Selfish old bastard. 

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2 hours ago, sir roger said:

When I used to watch the football in the Sefton and the Standard in West Derby , there were always a string of young girls in there with no interest in the match just spending the whole game parading past the screen to the toilets or bar hoping that the younger lads in there noticed them.

Was the H&H for me or the Alton not so many parading haha. The Birk House and the Lords in the Brook could be like the Sefton sometimes.

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There was a fly in the drawing room yesterday that was getting on my nerves.

 

Mrs. Stouffer pipes up, "It's probably attracted by them flowers I've just put in".

 

Erm no, that's bees your thinking of.

 

Its a good job she's got massive jerbs.

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4 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

There was a fly in the drawing room yesterday that was getting on my nerves.

 

Mrs. Stouffer pipes up, "It's probably attracted by them flowers I've just put in".

 

Erm no, that's bees your thinking of.

 

Its a good job she's got massive jerbs.


Drawing room? Massive tits? 
 

@Colonel Kurtz there’s someone after your bragging rights! 

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2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Drawing room? Massive tits? 
 

@Colonel Kurtz there’s someone after your bragging rights! 

God no, Casa Stouff' is just a little cottage. 

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Been sent out to Tesco to buy an England top for her and her sister so we can go the pub to watch the match. Getting called a miserable cunt because I won’t wear one. Personally I enjoy being the only miserable cunt not to celebrate any England goals in the pub. I don’t think this is f@@tba!! Related.

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3 minutes ago, Edward. said:

Been sent out to Tesco to buy an England top for her and her sister so we can go the pub to watch the match. Getting called a miserable cunt because I won’t wear one. Personally I enjoy being the only miserable cunt not to celebrate any England goals in the pub. I don’t think this is f@@tba!! Related.


Fucking hell - I thought @Rico1304had it bad. 

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30 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


And how big is the staffs quarters? 

It might make me a bit of a socialist hypocrite but I'd love a load of slutty maids knocking about.

 

I do have a gardener tho'.

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2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was the H&H for me or the Alton not so many parading haha. The Birk House and the Lords in the Brook could be like the Sefton sometimes.

Haha The Sefton, a blast from the pastmy mothers family often drank there and I went to De La Salle over the road.

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14 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

It might make me a bit of a socialist hypocrite but I'd love a load of slutty maids knocking about.

 

I do have a gardener tho'.


A fucking perverted socialist, I’m game for that! 

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Just now, CapeRed said:

Haha The Sefton, a blast from the pastmy mothers family often drank there and I went to De La Salle over the road.

Sefton Carr Lane mate, different pub. The others are in the village.

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