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47 minutes ago, Furmedge said:

She came home from Costa this morning to tell me the tyre pressure light has come on in her car on the way home.  Code for her telling me I need to go and put some air in her tyres before work tomorrow.

 

Joke's on her though, I can get half an hour out the house leaving her with the kids.

Reminds me of a few years back, mine went to the petrol station to top up a tyre which I had commented looked a bit low. She then rings me saying she is using the air line but the tyre has just gone completely flat. 

 

Turns out she had put the money in but not pressed start so her then chucking the air gun on the valve just resulted in the air seeping out.

 

This was all my fault of course.

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2 hours ago, Furmedge said:

She came home from Costa this morning to tell me the tyre pressure light has come on in her car on the way home.  Code for her telling me I need to go and put some air in her tyres before work tomorrow.

 

Joke's on her though, I can get half an hour out the house leaving her with the kids.

Hope you gave an audible sigh and it actually takes an hour because of fucking queues... 

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3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Hope you gave an audible sigh and it actually takes an hour because of fucking queues... 

I’ll go anywhere for a bit of peace from them at weekends these days

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The "I cant do that I'm a woman" routine is ridiculous.

 

A girl in work has just moved in with her fella but basically expects him to do all the DIY and painting. He works full time and she either expects him to take a days leave or do it when he comes home at 7pm. I said that painting is easy but she seems to believe painting is a mans job. Even though men are supposed to do cooking, cleaning and looking after kids. She refuses to go up to the loft incase there are any spiders up there. 

 

My mates Mrs will literally wait months for him to do things that she could easily do herself like pulling weeds up between flags in the garden, moving small items out the shed to take them the tip and painting fences. These jobs can only be done by men at the weekend. 

 

Another one on Facebook regularly posts stuff like "Damsel in distress, can anyone come round and fix a leaky tap for me" it's not an invite to go round and bang her either as she is minging. 

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1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

The "I cant do that I'm a woman" routine is ridiculous.

 

A girl in work has just moved in with her fella but basically expects him to do all the DIY and painting. He works full time and she either expects him to take a days leave or do it when he comes home at 7pm. I said that painting is easy but she seems to believe painting is a mans job. Even though men are supposed to do cooking, cleaning and looking after kids. She refuses to go up to the loft incase there are any spiders up there. 

 

My mates Mrs will literally wait months for him to do things that she could easily do herself like pulling weeds up between flags in the garden, moving small items out the shed to take them the tip and painting fences. These jobs can only be done by men at the weekend. 

 

Another one on Facebook regularly posts stuff like "Damsel in distress, can anyone come round and fix a leaky tap for me" it's not an invite to go round and bang her either as she is mingling. 

Cant anyone she's mingling with fix it? 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Cant anyone she's mingling with fix it? 

Minging. 

 

She's also a mingebag as she won't pay anyone to fix the tap for her.

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Birds' ability to move goalposts is always impressive. Girl I used to work with was proper militant feminist (the new type, the ones that go on twitter a lot but can't be arsed actually doing anything). Shs reported the manager to HR once because he sent an internal team email lauding her and another girl's blogging efforts but referred to them as "the girls", which she found offensive.

 

She was constantly on about how women should show ambition, not be in thrall to a man etc.

 

Now though, she lives in the country in a house bankrolled by her fella's parents and is constantly on Instagram talking about her range cooker and how she loves to cook all day. 

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34 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Birds' ability to move goalposts is always impressive. Girl I used to work with was proper militant feminist (the new type, the ones that go on twitter a lot but can't be arsed actually doing anything). Shs reported the manager to HR once because he sent an internal team email lauding her and another girl's blogging efforts but referred to them as "the girls", which she found offensive.

 

She was constantly on about how women should show ambition, not be in thrall to a man etc.

 

Now though, she lives in the country in a house bankrolled by her fella's parents and is constantly on Instagram talking about her range cooker and how she loves to cook all day. 

Used to get the train to work every day and on the same train there were a group of scally birds about 25. They all botched and moaned about their fellas bond stop. The main scally bird kept saying some lad who was about 33 kept asking her out but she wasnt interested as he was an "al bastard" and wanted someone around her own age. 

 

I saw her about a year later when I was shopping in town with some fella who looked like he was in his mid fifties thinking it was her Dad and she had about 8 bags of shopping. The fella grabbed her hand and started kissing her in the middle of Tessuti. So unless she has a very close relationship with her Dad this fella with grey hair and wearing a suit was her new fella. 

 

Probably the 33 year old lad didn't have enough money to take her shopping every weekend.

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Fair fucks to MrsD. Our house move was due to be postponed until after Christmas at 5pm last night. She tore strips of the partners of our solicitors and we got told at 6 that it actually would go ahead. She's won a bit of grace when the bed she has ordered turns out to be the size of Spinal Tap's stone henge. 

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2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Used to get the train to work every day and on the same train there were a group of scally birds about 25. They all botched and moaned about their fellas bond stop. The main scally bird kept saying some lad who was about 33 kept asking her out but she wasnt interested as he was an "al bastard" and wanted someone around her own age. 

 

I saw her about a year later when I was shopping in town with some fella who looked like he was in his mid fifties thinking it was her Dad and she had about 8 bags of shopping. The fella grabbed her hand and started kissing her in the middle of Tessuti. So unless she has a very close relationship with her Dad this fella with grey hair and wearing a suit was her new fella. 

 

Probably the 33 year old lad didn't have enough money to take her shopping every weekend.

I genuinely don’t know what is in it for these blokes. You’d know you’re just being used and at the same time everyone is laughing up their sleeve at you. 
Surely there’s more dignity in using decent escorts instead of taking a risk with the gold-digging types who will in all likelihood also be shagging a dangerous, drug dealing gym type.

I would imagine extracting yourself from that situation when you realise they are empty vessels is also fraught with danger.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Fair fucks to MrsD. Our house move was due to be postponed until after Christmas at 5pm last night. She tore strips of the partners of our solicitors and we got told at 6 that it actually would go ahead. She's won a bit of grace when the bed she has ordered turns out to be the size of Spinal Tap's stone henge. 

 

Play the guitar solo every time she enters the room, without explaining why.

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45 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

I genuinely don’t know what is in it for these blokes. You’d know you’re just being used and at the same time everyone is laughing up their sleeve at you. 
Surely there’s more dignity in using decent escorts instead of taking a risk with the gold-digging types who will in all likelihood also be shagging a dangerous, drug dealing gym type.

I would imagine extracting yourself from that situation when you realise they are empty vessels is also fraught with danger.

 

 

Just a bit of an ego boost, albeit temporarily and the knowledge that you aren't "paying" for sex. "I've pulled a younger bird, I dont need to go to a brass"

 

It's basically paying or a brass though as your shopping bill pays for her, plus you may have to wait ages to get anything. 

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12 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Just a bit of an ego boost, albeit temporarily and the knowledge that you aren't "paying" for sex. "I've pulled a younger bird, I dont need to go to a brass"

 

It's basically paying or a brass though as your shopping bill pays for her, plus you may have to wait ages to get anything. 

My mate went out with an absolute stunner. She was mid 20's, always seemed alright to be around actually. They seemed to have a boss relationship as well, always on holiday and stuff then all of a sudden they split up. She got a new job and ended up with some fella about 15 years older than her. next thing she's driving round in a brand new Audi, snobby as fuck. It's quite telling though that her Instagram used to be full of pictures of her and my mate when they were together now its just her out shopping, out at the gym, out for lunch but hardly any with her fella in. Fucking money grabbing bitch. 

 

A load of my girl mates had a meal for one of their birthdays and she got invited (This is within weeks of them splitting up) and apparently she turned up as if it was all about her, made a big song and dance about her entrance etc and just acted like a completely different person. She got fucked off after that. Self-important narcissists, I fucking hate them. 

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3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Fair fucks to MrsD. Our house move was due to be postponed until after Christmas at 5pm last night. She tore strips of the partners of our solicitors and we got told at 6 that it actually would go ahead. She's won a bit of grace when the bed she has ordered turns out to be the size of Spinal Tap's stone henge. 

This isn't it is it?

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20 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Another one on Facebook regularly posts stuff like "Damsel in distress, can anyone come round and fix a leaky tap for me" it's not an invite to go round and bang her either as she is minging. 

 

Then why on Earth would anyone respond to that plea? Zero incentive there.

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1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

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As soon as I put my trotters up she finds something to do. The other night at 1am she noticed the bathroom door rubbed the carpet so she even moaned about that. So although I didn't have do it then another job for the morning 

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21 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The new bed has arrived. Offers about 30cm of space between the foot of it and the wardrobes. Fantastic stuff. 

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Hahahahaha 

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2 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

Who needs clothes anyway?

You just know it will end up being all of Paulie's clobber behind the doors that can't be fully opened. 

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I think my missus is addicted to ordering stuff off the internet. I keep telling her we need to save if we want anything big done to the house (& there are a few big things needing done) but it usually ends in an argument.

 

We must have had at least one thing delivered for her every day now for the last two months. Yesterday I said, 'Maybe lay off ordering stuff until February now' & she point blank refused.

 

The other problem with it, is the amount of fucking cardboard lying about the place & we don't have a car to take it to the skip so the mother in law has to get involved. Doing my head in.

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5 minutes ago, Mook said:

The other problem with it, is the amount of fucking cardboard lying about the place & we don't have a car to take it to the skip so the mother in law has to get involved. Doing my head in.

Build yourself a den. 

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