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Ezekiel 25:17
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1 hour ago, Special K said:

That sounds like she's in anaphylactic shock. Is she ok?


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It’s gone down a bit now. She had a video call with a doctor earlier. The important thing is that she’s got a full refund. One of her ginger mates has already said she’ll have the moisturiser. Looking forward to seeing what she looks like as a balloon. 

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15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:


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It’s gone down a bit now. She had a video call with a doctor earlier. The important thing is that she’s got a full refund. One of her ginger mates has already said she’ll have the moisturiser. Looking forward to seeing what she looks like as a balloon. 

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Woke her up from a nap about 8 o’clock and one of her eyes was completely closed. It was opened again once she’d had a few minutes to wake up but I’ve had to force her to come to A&E. If it’s like that after an hour’s kip then I don’t know what it would look like after a full night’s sleep. 
 

She wasn’t best pleased with me insisting that she needs to see someone and she said she’s gonna tell them that I battered her. It’s eerily quiet at the hospital but I still couldn’t even get past reception so I’m stuck in the fucking car. 
 

Free parking though. Winner! Need to put together a Spotify playlist to wind her up on the way home. Suggestions welcome. 

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5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Woke her up from a nap about 8 o’clock and one of her eyes was completely closed. It was opened again once she’d had a few minutes to wake up but I’ve had to force her to come to A&E. If it’s like that after an hour’s kip then I don’t know what it would look like after a full night’s sleep. 
 

She wasn’t best pleased with me insisting that she needs to see someone and she said she’s gonna tell them that I battered her. It’s eerily quiet at the hospital but I still couldn’t even get past reception so I’m stuck in the fucking car. 
 

Free parking though. Winner! Need to put together a Spotify playlist to wind her up on the way home. Suggestions welcome. 

The Eye of the Tiger.

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43 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Woke her up from a nap about 8 o’clock and one of her eyes was completely closed. It was opened again once she’d had a few minutes to wake up but I’ve had to force her to come to A&E. If it’s like that after an hour’s kip then I don’t know what it would look like after a full night’s sleep. 
 

She wasn’t best pleased with me insisting that she needs to see someone and she said she’s gonna tell them that I battered her. It’s eerily quiet at the hospital but I still couldn’t even get past reception so I’m stuck in the fucking car. 
 

Free parking though. Winner! Need to put together a Spotify playlist to wind her up on the way home. Suggestions welcome. 

Turning Japanese by The Vapors

 

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