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48 minutes ago, suzy said:

I really want to know if you got your bunnies!

We did, and somehow they’ve survived without super fast wifi connection, indoor heated pool and on-site laundry service.

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4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

We did, and somehow they’ve survived without super fast wifi connection, indoor heated pool and on-site laundry service.

Great! Mad people!

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19 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

My old fella took some clothes to one of those cash for clothes places and only got £8 for it. 

 

Mrs D: "Well it's better than a kick in the feet."

He must have took a lorry load to get that much.

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I love the way the women in my office plan nights out like some SAS mission and take weeks to prepare, take ages to decide on a mutually convenient date and time as well as deciding where they actually want to go. 

 

They buy new clothes, make up, take ages to decide what they'll eat looking at an online menu, book half a days leave to get ready then one of them will cancel everything last minute for no apparent reason. Usually this results in the entire night being cancelled then rescheduled with the same amount of build up. 

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Fella in work was on the phone constantly to his mrs yesterday. 

 

He was looking forward to a quiet night in having a few beers and a pizza. His mrs was going out but had forgot her keys. Cue big mad panic so he had to leave an hour early so she could get ready. As he was leaving she rang him to tell him she had found her keys in her bag.

 

He sits down then she rings him twice asking him what he's going to be doing while shes out. He said he'd get some beer from the offy and go to Domino's pizza. She then gets a cob on saying she wants a dominos pizza even though she is going out to an Italian restaurant. She moans saying she wants a Dominos pizza on Sunday but he's ruined her night because he's having one tonight and she wont be able to have one on Sunday because going to Domino's twice in a couple of days is "excessive"

 

So his nice quiet night in front of the telly with beer and a pizza is ruined because she thinks he's a selfish cunt.

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This has just happened. 

 

Had a music playlist on spotify playing, Cranberries come on "I love this song" me... aren't they boss. I got emotional to be fair when she died, I sat on the train to Manchester that morning and put them live in Hammersmith on. All the way I sat trying not to cry. Loved this band since I was a kid. Ill put in on. 

 

Her "I know brilliant aren't they". Sat on her phone while I'm sat here on here etc. 

 

20 minutes later "This playlist is so good" 

 

"ts Cranberries live we've just spoke about it

 

"What now?"

 

No not now she is dead Ive put them live on like I said?

 

her *confused face*

 

Fuck off. 

 

 

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We went to her folks for a meal and drinks Friday night. Her mum had been sorting through her Gran’s jewellery and said she wanted Claire to have her eternity ring. 
 

It’s a double diamond band eternity ring worth well in excess of £5k. 
 

Claire got annoyed with her mum for wanting to look after the ring for her and made some barbed comments about not being trusted and she’d obviously take great care of something so important. 
 

Within 24 hours she’d lost the ring! 

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3 hours ago, JagSquared said:

The GF was on the phone to confirm our appointment with the travel clinic, as she’s spelling out my surname and halfway through she says “G for JAGUAR”

 

Gesus wept. 

Fixed that for her.

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5 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Fixed that for her.

A bird that’s had a few absolutely ghastly , there’s no telling them to shut the fuck up and behave, ‘‘tis a tough old station sometimes.

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On 07/04/2015 at 22:50, Paulie Dangerously said:

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The numbers used are the correct measurements but she's not accurately measured any of the furniture, factored in the radiator, floor space or the airing cupboard in the top right. You'll note that absolutely zero scaling has been used

@Bjornebye

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3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

It's up there with Jackie Scran.

Yep. Cant think of anything close to either.  

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As I got out of bed on Sunday morning the wife was watching. She immediately said ‘we really need to start exercising’. Good job I’m not a sensitive soul. 

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11 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

As I got out of bed on Sunday morning the wife was watching. She immediately said ‘we really need to start exercising’. Good job I’m not a sensitive soul. 

Imagine the fallout had the rolls been reversed.

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Some woman on my Facebook has been trying to get in touch with Alder Hey today to no avail. Then posts "has anyone got a number for the paedo-itrician?

 

Some lad put up a picture of Jimmy Saville and she went ballistic. 

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