The world of a woman.

[TheBitch]

She just text saying we need to talk. I can only assume it's to make plans to go see Infinity Wars. I'm excited.

Remember the bin bags...

[Captain Turdseye]

She just text saying we need to talk. I can only assume it's to make plans to go see Infinity Wars. I'm excited.

Let her live in one of your condos rent free. She’ll soon come round.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Let her live in one of your condos rent free. She’ll soon come round.

I have sold all but one house in my portfolio. I have to keep at least one to host various esteemed foreign delegates (prozzies).

[Guest]

[Harry Squatter]

Woman who sits opposite me has started seeing a new fella and had the most bizarre rant at him yesterday. He wanted to take her away for a dirty weekend and said Manchester. She immediately roared at him saying "i dont like trams". Then he suggested Nottingham and she shouted at him "i dont fucking like trams" and slammed to phone down on him.

 

It was a proper WTF? Moment

[stringvest]

Woman who sits opposite me has started seeing a new fella and had the most bizarre rant at him yesterday. He wanted to take her away for a dirty weekend and said Manchester. She immediately roared at him saying "i dont like trams". Then he suggested Nottingham and she shouted at him "i dont fucking like trams" and slammed to phone down on him.

 

It was a proper WTF? Moment

 

 

sounds like she could benefit from a course of tramadol. 

 

Doesn't it lads?  

 

Lads?

[Guest]

Woman who sits opposite me has started seeing a new fella and had the most bizarre rant at him yesterday. He wanted to take her away for a dirty weekend and said Manchester. She immediately roared at him saying "i dont like trams". Then he suggested Nottingham and she shouted at him "i dont fucking like trams" and slammed to phone down on him.

 

It was a proper WTF? Moment

Makes you wonder what she would have said if he had suggested New York. 

[Hand Shandy]

He'd have been fine given New York doesn't have trams.

 

San Fransisco on the other hand...

[cloggypop]

Amsterdam is out then.

[Trumo]

A Streetcar Named Despise.

[lifetime fan]

sounds like she could benefit from a course of tramadol. 

 

Doesn't it lads?  

 

Lads?

 

 

 

She doesn't need tramadol.

 

She needs killing.

[mattyq]

To be fair I wouldn't like to spend a weekend in Manc or Nottingham either

Sheffield'd be cool or Lisbon or Edinburgh

[Guest]

He'd have been fine given New York doesn't have trams.

 

San Fransisco on the other hand...

That's good, he could get her on this and convince her that it's not a tram and convert her.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Croydon is out as well. And Milan.

[General Dryness]

Croydon is out as well. And Milan.

He's too sexy for Croydon, New York and Milan.

[Captain Turdseye]

There’s a woman parked next to me who’s just somehow managed to set off her car alarm whilst she was sat inside it. She spent the best part of a minute pushing buttons on the dashboard trying to make it stop, before finally getting out, locking the car, unlocking it and getting back in again.

[Trumo]

There’s a woman parked next to me who’s just somehow managed to set off her car alarm whilst she was sat inside it. She spent the best part of a minute pushing buttons on the dashboard trying to make it stop, before finally getting out, locking the car, unlocking it and getting back in again.

 

She must have used the remote central locking while she was still inside the car.

[VladimirIlyich]

She must have used the remote central locking while she was still inside the car.

Yet never thought to press the buttons on her key fob to turn it off again. I think men are guilty of this too.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Was in a meeting with a colleague yesterday in London. As it was a nice night, we decided to walk back to our hotel via the Thames and clear our heads of the utter fucking shite we'd just endured the previous eight hours.

 

About two miles into the walk back she realises that she's lost her bank card. She proceeds to empty the contents of her handbag out and still no sign of the card. It was now six pm and I told her that the last time she used it was at about 08:15 am when we came through the ticket barrier at the tube station. So, about ten hours had now passed when she was certain she last had it. I advised her to get onto her bank and get the card canceled as anyone could be using it on contactless purchases. But no. Her idea was to retrace our steps all the way back to the fucking hotel through rush hour London where the meeting took place in the hope she'd find it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Was in a meeting with a colleague yesterday in London. As it was a nice night, we decided to walk back to our hotel via the Thames and clear our heads of the utter fucking shite we'd just endured the previous eight hours.

 

About two miles into the walk back she realises that she's lost her bank card. She proceeds to empty the contents of her handbag out and still no sign of the card. It was now six pm and I told her that the last time she used it was at about 08:15 am when we came through the ticket barrier at the tube station. So, about ten hours had now passed when she was certain she last had it. I advised her to get onto her bank and get the card canceled as anyone could be using it on contactless purchases. But no. Her idea was to retrace our steps all the way back to the fucking hotel through rush hour London where the meeting took place in the hope she'd find it.

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[TheBitch]

Was in a meeting with a colleague yesterday in London. As it was a nice night, we decided to walk back to our hotel via the Thames and clear our heads of the utter fucking shite we'd just endured the previous eight hours.

 

About two miles into the walk back she realises that she's lost her bank card. She proceeds to empty the contents of her handbag out and still no sign of the card. It was now six pm and I told her that the last time she used it was at about 08:15 am when we came through the ticket barrier at the tube station. So, about ten hours had now passed when she was certain she last had it. I advised her to get onto her bank and get the card canceled as anyone could be using it on contactless purchases. But no. Her idea was to retrace our steps all the way back to the fucking hotel through rush hour London where the meeting took place in the hope she'd find it.

It was there wasn't it?

[Champ]

To be fair I wouldn't like to spend a weekend in Manc or Nottingham either

Sheffield'd be cool or Lisbon or Edinburgh

You forgot about the trams in Edinburgh

[Mook]

You forgot about the trams in Edinburgh

 

You're in the right thread with this one, Champ.

 

Have another read of his post.

[Dougie Do'ins]

It was there wasn't it?

Yes. It's still somewhere in London.

[lifetime fan]

Yes. It's still somewhere in London.

 

 

Hahaha.