Jump to content
  • Sign up for free and receive a month's subscription

    You are viewing this page as a guest. That means you are either a member who has not logged in, or you have not yet registered with us. Signing up for an account only takes a minute and it means you will no longer see this annoying box! It will also allow you to get involved with our friendly(ish!) community and take part in the discussions on our forums. And because we're feeling generous, if you sign up for a free account we will give you a month's free trial access to our subscriber only content with no obligation to commit. Register an account and then send a private message to @dave u and he'll hook you up with a subscription.

The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
 Share

Recommended Posts

On 02/01/2022 at 20:24, Jenson said:

Split up with my (now ex) bird a few months back, found out a couple of weeks ago that she kept a notepad of everything I did wrong over the course of our relationship, including (and I shit you not) calling her a div when she missed her footing and fell up the stairs.

Haha, the woman I was seeing for something like 8 months some time after splitting with my ex-wife had two files saved on her phone. One was a list of all the things she found annoying about me, the other was a file that existed only so she could write down what she’s wanted to name the list file, but couldn’t because it wouldn’t let her use that many characters.

  • Upvote 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Haha, the woman I was seeing for something like 8 months some time after splitting with my ex-wife had two files saved on her phone. One was a list of all the things she found annoying about me, the other was a file that existed only so she could write down what she’s wanted to name the list file, but couldn’t because it wouldn’t let her use that many characters.

What?! 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Haha, the woman I was seeing for something like 8 months some time after splitting with my ex-wife had two files saved on her phone. One was a list of all the things she found annoying about me, the other was a file that existed only so she could write down what she’s wanted to name the list file, but couldn’t because it wouldn’t let her use that many characters.

at least she hasn't sent it to TK.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

56 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

You read it right. My missus now makes regular references to “the list”. We laugh. 

What an absolute lunatic. I bet she was a great shag though. Nut-jobs like that usually are. You know when you get in from taking her out that it's no holds barred bedroom action but you have to check under her pillow for an ice-pick. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Haha, the woman I was seeing for something like 8 months some time after splitting with my ex-wife had two files saved on her phone. One was a list of all the things she found annoying about me, the other was a file that existed only so she could write down what she’s wanted to name the list file, but couldn’t because it wouldn’t let her use that many characters.

Jesus, she sounds right stabby.

 

Bet she had cats.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

49 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Yeah we were playing scrabble and I put down Tom ( as in a male cat) she looked it up claiming names weren't allowed.

" says it's another word for a male turkey,  but how's that work? turkeys are male chicken"

 

She's 52 as well 

Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vets

 

"ey up t'cat int well"

 

"is it a tom?"

 

"No, he's here in basket"

  • Like 1
  • Upvote 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...

The Mrs wanted an extension and a new kitchen, so now most of my savings are gone and I'm in debt, but happy wife happy life etc. I can work from home and she can't, so for the last six weeks I've lived with the dust and racket, no water and all that bollocks. Now she keeps asking me why things aren't finished or why a tradesman is coming on one day but not another, saying she's fed up as it's gone on too long. I spend the days trying to project manage these shits, acting as a go between between what she wants and what they've done/haven't done the day before, then spend my evenings trying to convince her it'll all be worth it and not to get too downbeat, even though it's her baby in the first place. 

 

Stay single kids, get a dog, get a pocket pussy - be a thinker, not a stinker.  

  • Upvote 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Mrs has just come into the house with a three foot long piece of some kind of white plastic edging. I said "What's that?" and she said "I don't know, it was out in the front". I followed up with "Is it ours?" and she said "No". I said "Why have you brought it into the house?" and she said "It's windy". 

 

There's only so far you can go with these conversations. 

  • Like 1
  • Upvote 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

The Mrs has just come into the house with a three foot long piece of some kind of white plastic edging. I said "What's that?" and she said "I don't know, it was out in the front". I followed up with "Is it ours?" and she said "No". I said "Why have you brought it into the house?" and she said "It's windy". 

 

There's only so far you can go with these conversations. 

 

I read that in a Joe Pesci voice. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

41 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The Mrs wanted an extension and a new kitchen, so now most of my savings are gone and I'm in debt, but happy wife happy life etc. I can work from home and she can't, so for the last six weeks I've lived with the dust and racket, no water and all that bollocks. Now she keeps asking me why things aren't finished or why a tradesman is coming on one day but not another, saying she's fed up as it's gone on too long. I spend the days trying to project manage these shits, acting as a go between between what she wants and what they've done/haven't done the day before, then spend my evenings trying to convince her it'll all be worth it and not to get too downbeat, even though it's her baby in the first place. 

 

Stay single kids, get a dog, get a pocket pussy - be a thinker, not a stinker.  

This has been my life since we moved into our new house.

 

My favourite part is when the joiner or whoever is finished, the missus will start moaning about all the things they've done wrong, like I give a flying fuck. As long as I have a TV, stereo, sofa, kitchen & bed, I'm happy. I could'nt give two fucks about what a door looks like.

  • Upvote 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

This has been my life since we moved into our new house.

 

My favourite part is when the joiner or whoever is finished, the missus will start moaning about all the things they've done wrong, like I give a flying fuck. As long as I have a TV, stereo, sofa, kitchen & bed, I'm happy. I could'nt give two fucks about what a door looks like.

 

Women definitely like setting men against each other in some sort of conflict situation, it's one step away from 'are you going to let him talk to me like that?' in the pub. 

 

It's like me saying I want my toilet cleaned but getting my Mrs to organise it with a female cleaner, coming home, looking at the bog and saying 'not good enough, get on the blower and call her a bitch'. 

  • Upvote 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share


×
×
  • Create New...