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The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
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When the anxiety of harassment started seeping into Stacksys mind the clock had struck midnight and he had only one hope. Stacksy had sought help from the forums lead woman, Champ. After seeking reassurance, there was no response for two hours. "What have I done?" he questioned. "I have harassed Champ indirectly by trying to nob my PT?" he whimpered. Stacksy turned to Google as a last resort. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Superb said:

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When the anxiety of harassment started seeping into Stacksys mind the clock had struck midnight and he had only one hope. Stacksy had sought help from the forums lead woman, Champ. After seeking reassurance, there was no response for two hours. "What have I done?" he questioned. "I have harassed Champ indirectly by trying to nob my PT?" he whimpered. Stacksy turned to Google as a last resort. 

 

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Not great.

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Mad how Applepay always goes 'down' around the end of the month or has glitches, never happened to me, nor the rest of the planet as it's by design one of the safest, most reliable payment systems in the world.

 

My wife has terrible luck with it, always around the end of the month...

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Went to Lidl earlier to get some snack attacks for the boys dinner. 
 

As I come out I get into the car the same time as the woman in the car next to me. I motion for her to reverse out first and sit there waiting patiently. 

 

Only to watch her reverse straight back, not even try to make an angle to pull away and then drive straight into the back of my fucking car!

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28 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Went to Lidl earlier to get some snack attacks for the boys dinner. 
 

As I come out I get into the car the same time as the woman in the car next to me. I motion for her to reverse out first and sit there waiting patiently. 

 

Only to watch her reverse straight back, not even try to make an angle to pull away and then drive straight into the back of my fucking car!

Did you get her number? 

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Just now, Josef Svejk said:

Did you get her number? 


Yes but definitely not, not even with Stig’s! 
 

She mainly hit my towbar, there’s just a few small scratches to the side of it. She’s smashed her front grill and bumper though. 
 

Told her to not worry about it as my Mondeo is 13 years old and another couple of scratches don’t matter too much. 

 

She’s making a fucking song and dance about it, taking photos and insisting we go through the insurance.

 

Spoke to the store manager and he’s gonna save the CCTV footage that shows me sat in the fucking car with the engine off playing golf clash! 
 

I can only assume the thick cunt is going to try and claim it’s 50/50.

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5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Yes but definitely not, not even with Stig’s! 
 

She mainly hit my towbar, there’s just a few small scratches to the side of it. She’s smashed her front grill and bumper though. 
 

Told her to not worry about it as my Mondeo is 13 years old and another couple of scratches don’t matter too much. 

 

She’s making a fucking song and dance about it, taking photos and insisting we go through the insurance.

 

Spoke to the store manager and he’s gonna save the CCTV footage that shows me sat in the fucking car with the engine off playing golf clash! 
 

I can only assume the thick cunt is going to try and claim it’s 50/50.

Will the store CCTV show you getting out of your car rubbing the back of your neck?

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30 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Yes but definitely not, not even with Stig’s! 
 

She mainly hit my towbar, there’s just a few small scratches to the side of it. She’s smashed her front grill and bumper though. 
 

Told her to not worry about it as my Mondeo is 13 years old and another couple of scratches don’t matter too much. 

 

She’s making a fucking song and dance about it, taking photos and insisting we go through the insurance.

 

Spoke to the store manager and he’s gonna save the CCTV footage that shows me sat in the fucking car with the engine off playing golf clash! 
 

I can only assume the thick cunt is going to try and claim it’s 50/50.

A quick visit to the Dr's with a sore neck required here, just in case she actually does.

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12 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

A quick visit to the Dr's with a sore neck required here, just in case she actually does.


She can’t claim 50/50, she drove into a fucking parked car with the engine off and there’s CCTV footage of it. 
 

I wasn’t even bothered about claiming for the few scratches, I’m not gonna lie for a compo claim. 
 

Im just pissed off with the agro of it all. 

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Just now, lifetime fan said:


She can’t claim 50/50, she drove into a fucking parked car with the engine off and there’s CCTV footage of it. 
 

I wasn’t even bothered about claiming for the few scratches, I’m not gonna lie for a compo claim. 
 

Im just pissed off with the agro of it all. 

I jumped the gun a bit there, my fault for quick scanning instead of actually reading it properly.

You're absolutely right of course.

A real pain though especially as you were being courteous.

 

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8 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Amateur hour that Col  you should have called an ambulance,  fire brigade and had them cut you out of the car .


There’s a Brazilian physio who’s tits enter the room before she does at the health club the bird works at. 
 

Might see if I can get a freebie massage. 

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I was showing the wife a site plan for our property in Ontario. The buildings are quite small compared to the scale of the property, but I was explaining how there is a 30 meter setback from the water where you can't build, which I had drawn quite clearly on the plan all the way to the property lines.

 

The house is some 200m back from the water on the top of a ridge. It's never been an issue or confusion.

 

She looks at the plan, and asks why we didn't build up near the shore where I didn't show the setback. I had to explain that it wasn't our property.

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On 19/07/2021 at 12:08, Elite said:

I'd personally book another 16 personal training sessions over the same two days and say you want the solely focus on her squatting technique, each time she squats down make a complimentary comment and groan. 

 

Three Stacks next appointment.

 

Joke btw Stacksy!

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