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The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
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1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It's only when you stand back and read things like this that you realise what bellends WE are when it comes to footy. It makes no sense at all yet we just lose the plot over a load of,now millionaires,kick a plastic inflated ball around. That said,how could anybody get any type of fun out of shopping or looking at shoes? 

Or watching soap operas for years despite reading the plot lines in magazines weeks in advance.

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48 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

No matter how long they have to get ready, even if it is all day they will still keep you waiting once you are ready to go. There will always be something that delays them which keeps you waiting.

I have all my clothes ready, shit, shave and ready to go. When she says she is ready I get ready.

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When I used to watch the football in the Sefton and the Standard in West Derby , there were always a string of young girls in there with no interest in the match just spending the whole game parading past the screen to the toilets or bar hoping that the younger lads in there noticed them.

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2 hours ago, sir roger said:

When I used to watch the football in the Sefton and the Standard in West Derby , there were always a string of young girls in there with no interest in the match just spending the whole game parading past the screen to the toilets or bar hoping that the younger lads in there noticed them.

Was the H&H for me or the Alton not so many parading haha. The Birk House and the Lords in the Brook could be like the Sefton sometimes.

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There was a fly in the drawing room yesterday that was getting on my nerves.

 

Mrs. Stouffer pipes up, "It's probably attracted by them flowers I've just put in".

 

Erm no, that's bees your thinking of.

 

Its a good job she's got massive jerbs.

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4 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

There was a fly in the drawing room yesterday that was getting on my nerves.

 

Mrs. Stouffer pipes up, "It's probably attracted by them flowers I've just put in".

 

Erm no, that's bees your thinking of.

 

Its a good job she's got massive jerbs.


Drawing room? Massive tits? 
 

@Colonel Kurtz there’s someone after your bragging rights! 

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Been sent out to Tesco to buy an England top for her and her sister so we can go the pub to watch the match. Getting called a miserable cunt because I won’t wear one. Personally I enjoy being the only miserable cunt not to celebrate any England goals in the pub. I don’t think this is f@@tba!! Related.

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3 minutes ago, Edward. said:

Been sent out to Tesco to buy an England top for her and her sister so we can go the pub to watch the match. Getting called a miserable cunt because I won’t wear one. Personally I enjoy being the only miserable cunt not to celebrate any England goals in the pub. I don’t think this is f@@tba!! Related.


Fucking hell - I thought @Rico1304had it bad. 

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30 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


And how big is the staffs quarters? 

It might make me a bit of a socialist hypocrite but I'd love a load of slutty maids knocking about.

 

I do have a gardener tho'.

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2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was the H&H for me or the Alton not so many parading haha. The Birk House and the Lords in the Brook could be like the Sefton sometimes.

Haha The Sefton, a blast from the pastmy mothers family often drank there and I went to De La Salle over the road.

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6 hours ago, CapeRed said:

Haha The Sefton, a blast from the pastmy mothers family often drank there and I went to De La Salle over the road.

Went to De La Salle myself and had some of my earliest under age pints in there. Just used to put a coat over your uniform and they didn't give a toss.

There was also The Brewers Arms further down Carr Lane but that has been flattened now along with the Dog and Gun right at the bottom of the road.

 

On a sad side note DLS has gone so far down the nick that unless an appeal succeeds it is being closed over the next few months due to failing its last two Ofsted inspections badly.

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