The world of a woman.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, sh#t waffle said:

 

Exactly, but how else could I put it? Anyway anyway did you see the state of her last night? Well I said, I always thought she was a Strumpet, and would anyone listen? 

[Sugar Ape]

She’s got a proper cob on with me but I’ll hold my hands up and accept this one...

 

My daughter is obsessed with castles lately, talks about them all the time so I said to her I’ll order a little castle to put in the kitchen for her to play with. 
 

Anyway, turns out it’s not so little...

 

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

On 11/04/2020 at 05:10, A Red said:

I must have a form of tourettes

 

My mrs says to me last night "god when this is over i'll be pushing 11 stone" To which I replied (i dont know what came over me) "nah, god! You havent lost that much weight"

 

Shes a size 10/12, has put no noticeable weight on at all and now isnt talking to me

 

 

 

[alles ist gut]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

 

 

That is top, top parenting.

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, sir roger said:

The wife actually thought ' Celtic Rangers' was one team. , when I pissed myself she said ' everybody just says Celtic Rangers so I just thought it was their name '. 

Holy Jesus Christ 

[sir roger]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Holy Jesus Christ 

I get the distinct impression she may not be as invested in it as you , Stig.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

She’s got a proper cob on with me but I’ll hold my hands up and accept this one...

 

My daughter is obsessed with castles lately, talks about them all the time so I said to her I’ll order a little castle to put in the kitchen for her to play with. 
 

Anyway, turns out it’s not so little...

 

 

We’ve got the exact same one and the kids love it!

 

Quite therapeutic colouring it in.

[Sugar Ape]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

We’ve got the exact same one and the kids love it!

 

Quite therapeutic colouring it in.

I’m going to leave the colouring in for her and the kid to do. Give me a little bit of peace hopefully. 

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I get the distinct impression she may not be as invested in it as you , Stig.

I think the same mate 

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

She’s got a proper cob on with me but I’ll hold my hands up and accept this one...

 

My daughter is obsessed with castles lately, talks about them all the time so I said to her I’ll order a little castle to put in the kitchen for her to play with. 
 

Anyway, turns out it’s not so little...

 

 

Haha, no drawbridge? 

[Sugar Ape]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

Haha, no drawbridge? 

If she doesn’t shut up about it I’m positioning myself as Henry VIII and she’s going the way of Anne Boleyn. 

[sir roger]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I think the same mate 

I was impressed by the SNP guy ready to scrap his neighbour over his Celtic flag , yesterday. 

[easytoslip]

37 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

If she doesn’t shut up about it I’m positioning myself as Henry VIII and she’s going the way of Anne Boleyn. 

Haha 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

I was impressed by the SNP guy ready to scrap his neighbour over his Celtic flag , yesterday. 

I missed that. 

[Tj hooker]

Was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when a woman pulled up and parked like this 

[Section_31]

Was taking a while ago about the difference between how men and women think about relationships and how a teenage boy might fancy the arse off a famous bird, say, Beyonce or Brittney Spiers, but that it would basically amount to having a wank over their picture and going about their day, but it would never in a million years occur to them to go and see them in concert,  even if they didn't like their music, scream at them, cry, and harbour the genuine belief that one day they were going to get married. Unless they were utterly insane.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when a woman pulled up and parked like this 

Parked like your namesake.

[Harry Squatter]

[Special K]

She's pissed off at me because I never answer her rhetorical questions.

[Elite]

On 26/04/2020 at 18:12, Tj hooker said:

Was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when a woman pulled up and parked like this 

Adhering to social distancing.

[Harry Squatter]

On 26/04/2020 at 18:18, Section_31 said:

Was taking a while ago about the difference between how men and women think about relationships and how a teenage boy might fancy the arse off a famous bird, say, Beyonce or Brittney Spiers, but that it would basically amount to having a wank over their picture and going about their day, but it would never in a million years occur to them to go and see them in concert,  even if they didn't like their music, scream at them, cry, and harbour the genuine belief that one day they were going to get married. Unless they were utterly insane.

My Mrs mate fancied George Michael years ago, going to all his concerts all over the UK. She's even got about 10 photos of her with him in his Wham days. 

 

She said she was devastated when he revealed he was gay and felt numb for days. Despite the fact she's been married for 25 years. 

[Remmie]

Stop going on about Benjamin Netanyahu, you're never gonna meet him

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

My Mrs mate fancied George Michael years ago, going to all his concerts all over the UK. She's even got about 10 photos of her with him in his Wham days. 

 

She said she was devastated when he revealed he was gay and felt numb for days. Despite the fact she's been married for 25 years. 

But when you look back at the music videos from the 80s, how did we not know? 

[KMD7]

21 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

But when you look back at the music videos from the 80s, how did we not know? 

I remember i was about 10 the first time i saw the video for radio gaga by Queen and i thought Freddie Mercury must be hard as nails because of his moustache

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

I remember i was about 10 the first time i saw the video for radio gaga by Queen and i thought Freddie Mercury must be hard as nails because of his moustache

Bet you thought the Village People were the toughest gang of blokes you'd ever seen.