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The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
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Two women in two groups on Faceaids who have about 500 plus members have decided to put all their personal details on there.

 

One organising a grand national sweep for a "Liverpool virtual pub" has asked people to send a fiver entry to her bank account but decides to put her bank account number and sort code on there so loads of strangers can memorize it, screenshot it and send it to Nigerian princes.

 

Also another women on my Mrs friends list decides to put her self isolation letter on Facebook along with her last pay slip because she needs to know how to go about applying for the government furlough fund.

 

So her address, NHS number, national insurance number, how much she earns and her payroll number are all over Facebook.

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Came home from work on Friday night bout 11p.m.,my work has split our workforce into 2 shifts now, and she was on that house party app from then to 2.30am with 6 of her friends and not one coherent fact, or sentence even, was uttered in that whole time! Twas just incessant,inane chatter. Near 5 hours of it. Longest I've spent on the phone to the lads was 5 mins. I've never video phoned any of them.

They could use it as torture in Guantanamo. Different species they are

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On 05/04/2020 at 21:33, easytoslip said:

Haha, I can't remember but I was thinking doesn't he fall for the sheep when he sees it or something like that? 

I haven't seen it in years but I'm pretty sure the scene ends up with Wilder falling for Daisy himself and being found in a hotel room with Daisy wearing suspenders or some shit.

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Mrs Lurtz is currently doing a jigsaw. Oddly, as I was out with the dog a couple of days ago, I came across a jigsaw piece on the pavement, of very similar size of the pieces in her jigsaw puzzle. Needless to say I picked it up and I dropped it in amongst the pieces she's got on the table. I cannot fucking wait for her to finish it. 

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5 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Mrs Lurtz is currently doing a jigsaw. Oddly, as I was out with the dog a couple of days ago, I came across a jigsaw piece on the pavement, of very similar size of the pieces in her jigsaw puzzle. Needless to say I picked it up and I dropped it in amongst the pieces she's got on the table. I cannot fucking wait for her to finish it. 

You cruel bastard! Nice one.

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6 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Mrs Lurtz is currently doing a jigsaw. Oddly, as I was out with the dog a couple of days ago, I came across a jigsaw piece on the pavement, of very similar size of the pieces in her jigsaw puzzle. Needless to say I picked it up and I dropped it in amongst the pieces she's got on the table. I cannot fucking wait for her to finish it. 

Taking a piece is my favourite thing, then putting it back later and taking another piece. You can usually work out where they are up to and select each piece based on that. 

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48 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Her (Vegan) "I actually feel sorry for it" 

 

Got Jaws on. Right at the end where Chief Brody is stabbing the fucking thing in the head while its trying to eat him before he blows it up. 

The shark in Jaws is hugely misunderstood to be fair to her. He's actually looking for a vegetarian restaurant when he's rudely interrupted by a load of shrieking humans.

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