The world of a woman.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Don't get this, was her uncle taking the piss?

Obviously. 

[General Dryness]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Obviously. 

Does it not get that cold in Edinburgh then. I though Scotland was fucking freezing.

 

So no, it isn't obvious you fucking dreary pissflap.

[tokyojoe]

29 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

I really haven't got fucking clue what goes on inside their heads. Me and Her Indoors haven't been speaking for a couple of days over something utterly trivial.

 

Anyway she calls me over and says 'try this on'. It's a new winter jacket that she has just bought for me out of the blue that is ideal. I say lovely thanks, thank you.

 

She's still not talking to me.

She's just yelled upstairs to me 'how many fish fingers do you want?' Now I can hear her moaning about something else.

 

This one is gonna last.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, tokyojoe said:

She's just yelled upstairs to me 'how many fish fingers do you want?' Now I can hear her moaning about something else.

 

This one is gonna last.

Jump out the window and go the pub mate. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Does it not get that cold in Edinburgh then. I though Scotland was fucking freezing.

 

So no, it isn't obvious you fucking dreary pissflap.

-8 mid afternoon in the middle of November you fucking hang-glider. 

[General Dryness]

Plus if you're going to take the piss it needs to be outrageous, like if he'd said -20 and she'd bought it, that would be quite thick.

 

Some cunt at work years ago once told me they'd won 500 quid on the lottery, and then later on said they were only taking the piss. Its fucking belieavable. If they'd said they'd won ten million and I'd been taken in, then yeah fair enough.

[General Dryness]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

-8 mid afternoon in the middle of November you fucking hang-glider. 

November is fucking cold on the Isle of Man. It's not a stretch to think it would be even colder further north.

 

You prick. 

 

ETA the coldest temperature ever recorded in Edinburgh is -15.7c. So fuck off.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, General Dryness said:

November is fucking cold on the Isle of Man. It's not a stretch to think it would be even colder further north.

 

You prick. 

Ive just looked and you are lucky to go below freezing all year round. -8 is ridiculous. 

 

Nobhead. 

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Ive just looked and you are lucky to go below freezing all year round. -8 is ridiculous. 

 

Nobhead. 

Edinburgh is much further north though.

 

Anyway, lifes too short so go and sing some rebel songs and punch a woman or whatever it is you do.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, General Dryness said:

Edinburgh is much further north though.

 

Anyway, lifes too short so go and sing some rebel songs and punch a woman or whatever it is you do.

Shut up you girl. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

43 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

She's just yelled upstairs to me 'how many fish fingers do you want?' Now I can hear her moaning about something else.

 

This one is gonna last.

You sure theres not a hidden message there mate ?

[Guest]

Are we talking -8 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

[Mudface]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

Are we talking -8 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Kelvin. Brass monkeys up here.

[Mook]

It was -2 when I got the bus to work at 8:10 this morning & hasn't gone much above 0 all day.

 

The weekend is meant to be more like 8 degrees though.

[Remmie]

7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Are we talking -8 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

The only person who still uses Fahrenheit in this country is Jacob Rees-Mogg

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

The only person who still uses Fahrenheit in this country is Jacob Rees-Mogg

Is it possible that Remmie has uncovered my true identity?

 

[Remmie]

I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for the tremendous debate about average temperature patterns for Edinburgh in November. It's really made this thread one for the ages and I've stuck my cock in a vice and drizzled marmalade on it several times whilst reading.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for the tremendous debate about average temperature patterns for Edinburgh in November. It's really made this thread one for the ages and I've stuck my cock in a vice and drizzled marmalade on it several times whilst reading.

You're welcome Rem, knowing that you believe in me makes it all worthwhile.

[VladimirIlyich]

Its minus overnight here in the North West so not a big deal to believe its a few degrees cooler in the land of the fried Mars bar.

RiS up for me Clive.

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Its minus overnight here in the North West so not a big deal to believe its a few degrees cooler in the land of the fried Mars bar.

RiS up for me Clive.

Never doubted your wisdom for a second.

[Captain Turdseye]

Careful now, you’ll make the poor lad cry.  

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Careful now, you’ll make the poor lad cry.  

Like Stig does to me when he forgets the lube.

[General Dryness]

41 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Careful now, you’ll make the poor lad cry.  

Careful now, you might make me give a fuck.

 

Nah.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Love my missus dearly, however, having moved around 10 times over the last 12 years including one cross continent and 3 interstate, for which she has mainly been out the way and in work for - she is feeling the pressure now, I’m incapacitated and have been warned direction only.

things are getting a little frayed.

we have movers doing the heavy stuff, but when I’m suggesting it’s important what boxes go where for unpacking purposes, she is getting a bit sharp. She also seems to want to block all of the work surfaces with shite, which I the have to move. 
she sent me around the new place before to see the smoke detector gadgee, and when I opened up she had left one of the hobs on, I reckon she is trying to bump me off.