The world of a woman.

[Davelfc]

When your good ladies ask you “would you get yourself another woman if I died?” And believe me they do ask. your answer should immediately be

 

”well I don’t want to be sitting there alone at the funeral do i?”

 

 

you’re welcome. 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Apparently, we are watching The Hunt for Jodie........ no, sorry, Jedi John, on Channel 4. 

I heard they found Jedi John in Mos ISISley.

[Pureblood]

Not the drone strike you're looking for.

[Section_31]

The Mrs always asks me what's going on in films even when I suspect she already knows.

[lifetime fan]

20 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The Mrs always asks me what's going on in films even when I suspect she already knows.

 

Its when they ask you what’s going to happen despite knowing you’ve never seen the fucking film that gets me. 

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Its when they ask you what’s going to happen despite knowing you’ve never seen the fucking film that gets me. 

Or to explain their motivations.

 

"Why did he do that?"

 

"He's Darth Vader isn't he? He can do whatever the fuck he wants."

[Harry Squatter]

[Mook]

21 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Or to explain their motivations.

 

"Why did he do that?"

 

"He's Darth Vader isn't he? He can do whatever the fuck he wants."

I've got a standard response for those...

 

"Because it's in the fucking storyline."

[Harry Squatter]

A woman in my work has no kids but always takes half term off. When I asked why she does this she told me that in her last job she was told that she didn't take priority when having time off during half term and summer holidays because she has no kids. 

 

However, there are no restrictions in our place regarding this.

 

For some reason she's kept this up to be awkward and piss off anyone with kids. Also she was moaning the other week about how expensive flights to Portugal were because of half term. She has also moaned about the amount of kids in Costa Coffee when she goes there when she is off. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

A woman in my work has no kids but always takes half term off. When I asked why she does this she told me that in her last job she was told that she didn't take priority when having time off during half term and summer holidays because she has no kids. 

 

However, there are no restrictions in our place regarding this.

 

For some reason she's kept this up to be awkward and piss off anyone with kids. Also she was moaning the other week about how expensive flights to Portugal were because of half term. She has also moaned about the amount of kids in Costa Coffee when she goes there when she is off. 

Classic

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, rotoq said:

Classic

Was even moaning about screaming brats and shit parents on flights a few weeks ago. 

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

A woman in my work has no kids but always takes half term off. When I asked why she does this she told me that in her last job she was told that she didn't take priority when having time off during half term and summer holidays because she has no kids. 

 

However, there are no restrictions in our place regarding this.

 

For some reason she's kept this up to be awkward and piss off anyone with kids. Also she was moaning the other week about how expensive flights to Portugal were because of half term. She has also moaned about the amount of kids in Costa Coffee when she goes there when she is off. 

What a cunt

[lifetime fan]

If I was her line manager I’d lose her A/L request form every time. 

[TheBitch]

She sounds a complete dick. I do loads of extra shifts in half term for my mates who have got kids and well, I haven’t, so there’s no need for me to be off. 

People like her want firing into the sun. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

She sounds a complete dick. I do loads of extra shifts in half term for my mates who have got kids and well, I haven’t, so there’s no need for me to be off. 

Kids want firing into the sun. 

Agree.

[lifetime fan]

Deliberately wanting to pay extra to go on the same holiday just at a time to piss off other people she works with? 

 

Tell her funerals are cheaper if you commit suicide. 

[Rico1304]

For years I worked Christmas and summer hols to cover those with kids. If even I do it this women must be a right cunt.  Any chance of her number? 

[Pureblood]

I admire her levels of pettiness in the same way Ash admires the xenomorph's purity. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Manchester flight delayed for seven hours after 'passenger opened emergency exit instead of toilet door'

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/manchester-flight-delayed-seven-hours-16408520

[Moo]

While that woman especially taking time off in half term and actually going on holiday etc, paying more, moaning about kids etc is clearly ridiculous, I don't think employers should refuse time off just cos you don't have kids.  She's being spiteful and cutting her nose off to spite her face (aka being a woman), but maybe she suffered financially or otherwise due to her previous employers unfairness. Then again, maybe she's just being a nasty mare. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

[tokyojoe]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

You know the answer to that mate. We (men) all do.

[Fowlers God]

On 29/03/2019 at 18:48, Remmie said:

After the loss of work blue and now Mook's thick boss, I'm really feeling the pressure to maintain links with Amy

And she’s currently pregnant. How did you manage to maintain those links? 

[lifetime fan]

On 26/06/2019 at 17:08, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

 

What Iain’s youngest daughter isn’t telling him is her date will be seeing those legs all  the way to the top!  

[Fowlers God]

21 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

What Iain’s youngest daughter isn’t telling him is her date will be seeing those legs all  the way to the top!  

Not just me then.