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On 1/10/2019 at 10:00 PM, Kieve Kev said:

Laws have now been enforced in England and Wales with the amendments making the following 10 acts towards a partner illegal.

 

1. Sharing sexually explicit images of a partner

New laws surrounding ‘revenge porn’ make it illegal for someone to share intimate photographs of you with anyone, online or otherwise.

2. Restricting access to finances

Even if they earn more money than you, the law says your partner cannot stop you from accessing cash within the relationship.

3. Putting you down

Persistent name-calling, mocking and other forms of insulting behaviour are now illegal.

4. Stopping a partner from seeing friends or family

Monitoring or blocking of calls and emails, telling you where you can or cannot go, and preventing you from seeing your friends or relatives is now against the law.

If your partner isolates you from the people you love, they could face the wrath of the law. 

5. Scaring you

Your partner might not physically assault you, but if they are doing enough to frighten you, they are committing an offence.

That could include using their size to intimidate or breaking things around the house.

6. Threatening to reveal private things about you

Repeated threats to reveal personal and private information is now classed as a form of abuse. It could include revealling details about health or sexual orientation.

7. Putting tracking devices on your phone

It is illegal under the new legislation to 'monitor a person using online communication tools or spyware'.

8. Being extremely jealous

Persistent accusation of cheatin and 'extreme jealousy, including possessiveness and ridiculous accusations of cheating' all come under the new legislation.

9. Forcing you to obey their rules

The CPS says if a partner is forced to abide by stringent rules set by a partner, it could mean they are committing a crime.

10. Controlling what you wear

Your partner taking control over any part of your life is highlighted in the new legislation, including restricting who you see and where you go. Controlling what you wear or how you look could also now be grounds for prosecution under the changes.

 
 

 

So they've banned relationships?

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1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Woman I used to work with has spent all day moaning about the snow, how bad it’s going to be, how dangerous it is, how she hates driving in the snow, how scared she is. 

 

So on the way way home from work the only sensible thing to do is take a photo of the snow whilst driving! 

 

 

 

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What is she on 0mg of?

Some homeopathic shit?

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  • 2 weeks later...

Text from god daughter last night in USA(she's out there working for Apple)

 

GD - Hi, off to Yosemite National Park tomorrow(part of the conversation)

Me Bird - Our Shans off to Yozzermite national park tomorrow

Me - What do you mean, Yozzermite?

MB - Yozzermite National Park

Me - Fucks that

*she spells it*

Me - Yo-sem-it-e, national park, as in Yosemite Sam, from the cartoons?

MB - They named a park after a cartoon character?

Me - * loss of will to live*

Me - No, they named it after an 80's unemployed character from a BBC drama series

MB - What?

Me - Yozzer

MB - Yozzer who?

Me - You know, the one they named the national park after?

MB - Which National Park?

Me - Yozzermite National Park

MB - thats the one I said our Shans gone too

Me - *sigh*

Me - The Voice is on soon 

Me - *Googles best acid to melt down a cadaver*

 

 

 

 

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On 2/13/2019 at 8:26 PM, Mook said:

Is it possible that they just want to have kids so that they can talk to their Mum about having kids all the way through the fucking Football?

Liverpool Lad will back me up on this one but if a woman has a gobby and over opinionated mother then you are on a hiding to nothing. Luckily mine was sound but I know plenty of others whose birds run absolutely everything past their mum. 

 

I know a lad who takes his son swimming at the same time I take mine. His ex takes him on alternate weekends. She is quite fit and I asked him the other week why he split up with her. One of the main reasons was that he didn't get on with her mate because she was an over opinionated interfering twat. 

 

Went the week after and his ex was working so her ma took his son swimming. Watched her interact with the other mums and every time one of them opened her mouth she constantly nterrupted them and offered her opinion on every single subject that was discussed. One or two of them got up and walked off after being interrupted for the fifth or sixth time. She must have been a nightmare to deal with.

 

Another woman in work who is in her late thirties runs every single decision in her life past her ma. She will be on the phone to her about every trivial matter that affects her life from her kids clothes to what gas and electricity contract she is on.

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5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Liverpool Lad will back me up on this one but if a woman has a gobby and over opinionated mother then you are on a hiding to nothing. Luckily mine was sound but I know plenty of others whose birds run absolutely everything past their mum. 

 

I know a lad who takes his son swimming at the same time I take mine. His ex takes him on alternate weekends. She is quite fit and I asked him the other week why he split up with her. One of the main reasons was that he didn't get on with her mate because she was an over opinionated interfering twat. 

 

Went the week after and his ex was working so her ma took his son swimming. Watched her interact with the other mums and every time one of them opened her mouth she constantly nterrupted them and offered her opinion on every single subject that was discussed. One or two of them got up and walked off after being interrupted for the fifth or sixth time. She must have been a nightmare to deal with.

 

Another woman in work who is in her late thirties runs every single decision in her life past her ma. She will be on the phone to her about every trivial matter that affects her life from her kids clothes to what gas and electricity contract she is on.

My mother in law is brilliant generally but she comes round for tea on a Wednesday night & after the bairns have to to bed they sit & talk about the same things every week (their pregancies, what my missus was like as a kid, what the kids will be like when they're older etc. etc.) while I'm watching whatever game is on & I'm sitting there with my fucking fingers in my ears.

 

They're worse than Clive Tyldesley.

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12 minutes ago, Mook said:

My mother in law is brilliant generally but she comes round for tea on a Wednesday night & after the bairns have to to bed they sit & talk about the same things every week (their pregancies, what my missus was like as a kid, what the kids will be like when they're older etc. etc.) while I'm watching whatever game is on & I'm sitting there with my fucking fingers in my ears.

 

They're worse than Clive Tyldesley.

Multi room, Mook

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27 minutes ago, Mook said:

My mother in law is brilliant generally but she comes round for tea on a Wednesday night & after the bairns have to to bed they sit & talk about the same things every week (their pregancies, what my missus was like as a kid, what the kids will be like when they're older etc. etc.) while I'm watching whatever game is on & I'm sitting there with my fucking fingers in my ears.

 

They're worse than Clive Tyldesley.

It’s a bit different in mine, Mook. My wife tries to watch the telly whilst I bang on about my childhood and the 80s. If she had a pound for every time I’d told her one of my anecdotes, she’d be a rich woman.

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Some woman on my Facebook is going to Disneyland Paris and is trying to decide whether to get the train from Charles De Gaulle or get a minibus transfer. 

 

She's just asked why the train only takes 20 minutes and the minibus takes 45 minutes. People have had to explain to her the concept of traffic and the trains not having to stop at Red lights all the time. 

 

Always wondered why it takes about 9 hours on National Express to London instead of 2 hours 20 minutes on Virgin trains. Now I know why.

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