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The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
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7 hours ago, Champ said:

Pick the colour you want and take it along to a trade paint place and they’ll mix the exact shade for a fraction of the cost

 

3 minutes ago, Seasons said:

The brand or the cost? 

Absolutely this. 

I would add once the paint has been mixed, costed and delivered that you take the said paint and stick it up the original price quoter's arse.

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On 1/8/2019 at 6:43 AM, Paulie Dangerously said:

Been learning the ukulele the last couple of months. I played and sang octopus's garden to MrsD and she said "That's the strangest song I've ever heard, did you just make it up?"

 

I did love, and that one about letting it be.

Repped for playing the Ukelele. Double rep if you learn 'Leaning on a Lampost.'

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9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Repped for playing the Ukelele. Double rep if you learn 'Leaning on a Lampost.'

My repertoire is currently limited to songs with the G C Am F chords so is:

Let it be

No woman no cry

Someone to Lava

The answer is blowing in the wind

Don't stop believing

Octopuses garden

 

Just getting stuck into the tricker Em and working on A Little Respect. 

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45 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

My repertoire is currently limited to songs with the G C Am F chords so is:

Let it be

No woman no cry

Someone to Lava

The answer is blowing in the wind

Don't stop believing

Octopuses garden

 

Just getting stuck into the tricker Em and working on A Little Respect. 

 

Is that a jarg version of the Dylan song in which you’ve changed the title?

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7 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

My repertoire is currently limited to songs with the G C Am F chords so is:

Let it be

No woman no cry

Someone to Lava

The answer is blowing in the wind

Don't stop believing

Octopuses garden

 

Just getting stuck into the tricker Em and working on A Little Respect. 

A little respect is quite tricky for me on guitar. I'm crap like, so that may be why.

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Laws have now been enforced in England and Wales with the amendments making the following 10 acts towards a partner illegal.

 

1. Sharing sexually explicit images of a partner

New laws surrounding ‘revenge porn’ make it illegal for someone to share intimate photographs of you with anyone, online or otherwise.

2. Restricting access to finances

Even if they earn more money than you, the law says your partner cannot stop you from accessing cash within the relationship.

3. Putting you down

Persistent name-calling, mocking and other forms of insulting behaviour are now illegal.

4. Stopping a partner from seeing friends or family

Monitoring or blocking of calls and emails, telling you where you can or cannot go, and preventing you from seeing your friends or relatives is now against the law.

If your partner isolates you from the people you love, they could face the wrath of the law. 

5. Scaring you

Your partner might not physically assault you, but if they are doing enough to frighten you, they are committing an offence.

That could include using their size to intimidate or breaking things around the house.

6. Threatening to reveal private things about you

Repeated threats to reveal personal and private information is now classed as a form of abuse. It could include revealling details about health or sexual orientation.

7. Putting tracking devices on your phone

It is illegal under the new legislation to 'monitor a person using online communication tools or spyware'.

8. Being extremely jealous

Persistent accusation of cheatin and 'extreme jealousy, including possessiveness and ridiculous accusations of cheating' all come under the new legislation.

9. Forcing you to obey their rules

The CPS says if a partner is forced to abide by stringent rules set by a partner, it could mean they are committing a crime.

10. Controlling what you wear

Your partner taking control over any part of your life is highlighted in the new legislation, including restricting who you see and where you go. Controlling what you wear or how you look could also now be grounds for prosecution under the changes.

 
 

 

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35 minutes ago, Kieve Kev said:

Laws have now been enforced in England and Wales with the amendments making the following 10 acts towards a partner illegal.

 

1. Sharing sexually explicit images of a partner

New laws surrounding ‘revenge porn’ make it illegal for someone to share intimate photographs of you with anyone, online or otherwise.

2. Restricting access to finances

Even if they earn more money than you, the law says your partner cannot stop you from accessing cash within the relationship.

3. Putting you down

Persistent name-calling, mocking and other forms of insulting behaviour are now illegal.

4. Stopping a partner from seeing friends or family

Monitoring or blocking of calls and emails, telling you where you can or cannot go, and preventing you from seeing your friends or relatives is now against the law.

If your partner isolates you from the people you love, they could face the wrath of the law. 

5. Scaring you

Your partner might not physically assault you, but if they are doing enough to frighten you, they are committing an offence.

That could include using their size to intimidate or breaking things around the house.

6. Threatening to reveal private things about you

Repeated threats to reveal personal and private information is now classed as a form of abuse. It could include revealling details about health or sexual orientation.

7. Putting tracking devices on your phone

It is illegal under the new legislation to 'monitor a person using online communication tools or spyware'.

8. Being extremely jealous

Persistent accusation of cheatin and 'extreme jealousy, including possessiveness and ridiculous accusations of cheating' all come under the new legislation.

9. Forcing you to obey their rules

The CPS says if a partner is forced to abide by stringent rules set by a partner, it could mean they are committing a crime.

10. Controlling what you wear

Your partner taking control over any part of your life is highlighted in the new legislation, including restricting who you see and where you go. Controlling what you wear or how you look could also now be grounds for prosecution under the changes.

 
 
  1. No. 3 might mean you have to be careful posting things here in this thread. 

     

     

 

Isn't this more to do with DV? 

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I know a woman whose ex didn’t drink a lot, 3/4 pints over an entire night max. 

 

After they’d been together a while she stopped him drinking at all when they went out and made him drive her home. 

 

She then stopped him drinking pints of coke as it was a waste of money, his own money I should add and made him drink lime and soda. 

 

Alarm bells should have been ringing when she told me that and I should have never married the cunt. 

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They just sap the life out of you lifey. I only know a few married men that are happy and whose wives aren't total control freaks and joy thieves.

 

A lad in work said his Mrs wouldn't talk to him because he said they needed to sort a leaking pipe out in the kitchen 3 days before Christmas. She repeatedly ignored him and the fact that the pipe was leaking because she said she didn't want to worry about anything over Christmas. When he mentioned it a fourth time she went off her head and accused him of ruining Christmas.

 

She also goes mental when a certain team play at home on boxing day because he has the perfect excuse to avoid mundane family gatherings but always wants him home straight after full time.

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