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The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
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The misses has just come running into the house demanding that I come and take the dog for a walk. Asked her why and she just shouts, "HE JUST CAME WALKING TOWARDS ME FIDDLIN'", "THERE'S A FLASHER OUTSIDE". 

 

Just went outside and there's absolutely nobody in the street. 

 

Feel conned. 

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10 hours ago, Champ said:

Turdseye, in the manner of David Mitchell, I’m calling it a big fat juicy lie

Unfortunately I believe there are plenty of people in the world that obnoxious that they'd do that to their kid. Deliberate misspellings are all the rage. Didn't some cunt try and call their kid 4real a couple years ago?

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59 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Unfortunately I believe there are plenty of people in the world that obnoxious that they'd do that to their kid. Deliberate misspellings are all the rage. Didn't some cunt try and call their kid 4real a couple years ago?

 

I think Kanye West got shouted down for that one. I'm guessing it was him anyway, as it sounds like the kind of thing he would do.

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1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Unfortunately I believe there are plenty of people in the world that obnoxious that they'd do that to their kid. Deliberate misspellings are all the rage. Didn't some cunt try and call their kid 4real a couple years ago?

I just passed someone who called thir kid 'Sky'. I thought things like that only existed on the Jeremy Bile Show.

 

Why didn't they call it Channel 4 or something?

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3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Obviously I'm aware of the irony in me criticising kids names when I'm called Zebedee.

You're forgiven because your parents were clearly on mushrooms or LSD and it was before times when parents called their kids shit names to make a statement. Also, your dad is boss. 

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2 hours ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

This place is second only to America, when it comes to horrific spelling of kids names.

still can’t beat the kiwi cunts who called the twins benson and hedges though.

 

Fucking hell, look at some of the other examples in this news article.

 

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10523288

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