The world of a woman.

[Lee909]

Up the stakes

Order a chinese or indian the day before and reheat for xmas dinner. Should make for a good day

[tokyojoe]

I told her weeks ago that we can't afford another 3 grand to go away for christmas like we have done for the last 2 years and she's had a face on. This despite me being the only one in the house who works because she packed her job in due to health concerns. I do overtime virtually every weekend and I think I've been out about 5 times this year.

 

Women really have fuck all concept of money. She's now decided that I am cooking Christmas dinner because we aren't going away. Looks like the family will all be getting food poisoning then. Ungrateful twat.

You're fucking lucky you've ever been away for Christmas. Brunei would be great but that's just a pipe dream.

[Harry Squatter]

Lanzarote it was Tokyo Joe. Dreading being off with the kids in the shit weather for 2 weeks and the constant sighing and moaning that will inevitably take place.

[Fowlers God]

BBQ for Christmas Day this year.

[General Dryness]

How old are the kids, Doc?

[Harry Squatter]

9 and one has severe Autism and needs to be entertained constantly. Hence why we try to go somewhere sunny at Christmas.

[General Dryness]

Sorry to hear that mate. That's got to be tough to deal with.

[Remmie]

Can you not bring your budget down a tad and go somewhere a bit cheaper? I guess if it's cheap it's not going to be sunny in December.

[Harry Squatter]

Sorry to hear that mate. That's got to be tough to deal with.

Big time mate. Constantly under pressure at work and money wise then have to deal with more headaches when I get home. My daughter bears the brunt of it as anything she wants to do is impacted by him. Luckily she is a little superstar who understands and never moans.

[Harry Squatter]

Can you not bring your budget down a tad and go somewhere a bit cheaper? I guess if it's cheap it's not going to be sunny in December.

The prices of the flights are expensive as soon as they come out and accomodation is pretty scarce or expensive. We stayed at home 2 years ago and it was a nightmare. I actually felt relieved to go back to work at the start of January.

[deiseach]

Big time mate. Constantly under pressure at work and money wise then have to deal with more headaches when I get home. My daughter bears the brunt of it as anything she wants to do is impacted by him. Luckily she is a little superstar who understands and never moans.

 

World of a woman, eh? An old school friend of mine who I bumped standing on a train Dublin last year expressed gratitude that his three girls were, well, girls. "Men. We're just monkeys, aren't we?" He wasn't wrong.

[TheBitch]

My Mrs has no concept of the position of the sun, sun loungers and the umberella (ella ella ella).

 

It's quite the thing watching her frustration throughout the day as she's moving the lounger around and then the sun catches up with her 30 mins later while I am positioned in the shade most of the day in peace reading my book.

[Harry Squatter]

https://youtu.be/3inZUhDcr74

 

"Officer I can't afford to get my car light fixed because I'm getting a boobs job in 4 days which probably costs 50 grand"

[The_Goat]

a woman in my work today said "In my old job it would often be raining when I looked out of one window but sunny when I looked out of the other window." She then paused for a second and said "Maybe that's just where clouds end"

[Rico1304]

SHUT THE FUCKING FREEZER DOOR!

[sir roger]

I am happily watching the Chelsea / Arsenal game having a cuppa when the Mrs, offers.

 

' Oh I spoke to Stacey earlier and we are going for a Spitroast in Waterloo next week '

 

Spat the tea out & ruined a perfectly serviceable white tee-shirt.

 

It appears there is a Rotisserie-chicken outlet in South Road named thus.

 

When I explain my mirth I get called a pervert for my trouble.

[tokyojoe]

The Christmas arguements are well underwayl.

 

 

Fucking August.

[littletedwest]

Step daughter asked had I heard about anthea Turner dying, she meant aretha Franklin. Before the Mrs explained anthea Turner flew around in a helicopter doing challenges. She meant anneka rice.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I am happily watching the Chelsea / Arsenal game having a cuppa when the Mrs, offers.

 

' Oh I spoke to Stacey earlier and we are going for a Spitroast in Waterloo next week '

 

Spat the tea out & ruined a perfectly serviceable white tee-shirt.

 

It appears there is a Rotisserie-chicken outlet in South Road named thus.

 

When I explain my mirth I get called a pervert for my trouble.

It's next to a Thai massage parlour too

[niallers]

Step daughter asked had I heard about anthea Turner dying, she meant aretha Franklin. Before the Mrs explained anthea Turner flew around in a helicopter doing challenges. She meant anneka rice.

Shake your head funny. Fucking hell. How can sentient beings be so thick?

[Trumo]

Shake your head funny. Fucking hell. How can sentient beings be so thick?

 

Being thick is no impediment to becoming President either.

[Stouffer]

The Mrs was telling me before that her Dad had been in Aldi and had gotten himself a nice Chilean Merlot for £4.09.

 

I said I knew Aldi was cheap but I didn't think you could get a chilli for 9 pence.

 

It took her two hours to get it.

 

It's a good job she's got massive chebs.

[Mook]

That's the heating gone on in our office.

 

Utterly ridiculous.

[Furmedge]

She threw three spare bulbs out yesterday because they wouldn't work in the lamp. Lamp was switched off from the wall.

[Mook]

The bird I work with (50 years old) just asked my boss what 'pseudo' means, she pronounced the 'p'.

 

My boss just started repeating it back to her (with the 'p' pronounced) several times, working herself into a minor frenzy before turning to me to ask what it meant.

 

I had to calmly explain that the 'p' was silent & give a brief explanation as to what it meant, while she talked over me, trying to finish my sentences as if she had a fucking clue what I was talking about.