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The world of a woman.


Ezekiel 25:17
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Outside last night having a few drinks and getting ready for a BBQ. I go in for a pee and the wife comes rushing in to tell me I'd be jealous of the neighbours fire and it would be a challenge to my manhood.

 

Only...dickhead fucking neighbour had thrown petrol on the fire, set fire to the woods next to us and almost caught the houses on fire too.

 

Yes love, I'm feeling much less of a man compared to twat neighbour.

She has got big tits hasn't she Col?

 

I'm just looking for an upside for you!

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What shit did th do

Phoned 999, obviously. Police turned up five minutes later, around about the same time the owner of the car came out of the shop.

 

Loads of other women on the post. Aww, you did the right thing babe.

 

Aye, here's a thought. If you were concerned you could have gone inside and asked them to put an announcement over the tannoy system or something.

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Professional Mums who make a big deal of going out on the lash. We get it, you've got kids and you don't get out much. Just fucking enjoy your night instead of making it out to be a worldwide Internet sensation.

Couple with the phrase 'out out'. Where did that come from all of a sudden?

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