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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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4 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

His 18th and there's 1 bacon, 1 egg and no black pudding? Is he too old to report you on childline? 


We’re out for Fish and Chips tonight. He’s having the Whaler Special so wanted a ‘lighter’ breakfast so he can manage it all later. 

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7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:


We’re out for Fish and Chips tonight. He’s having the Whaler Special so wanted a ‘lighter’ breakfast so he can manage it all later. 


He’ll be lucky to get more than one fish finger 

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35 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:


We’re out for Fish and Chips tonight. He’s having the Whaler Special so wanted a ‘lighter’ breakfast so he can manage it all later. 

 

He's 18 not 80, he could eat what you've put there about 5 times over, have some lunch and then smash a couple of whaler specials. 

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12 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

It’s my youngest son’s 18th birthday today. He’s not one for a cake so I’ve made him a birthday breakfast. 
 

He’s currently eating it in the kitchen, whilst listening to David Bowie, due to being fucking amazing and my very best friend.

 

 

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What the fuck did you do to that egg? 

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Mught've ruined my own day off here...

 

Didn't have beans, even though I thought I did and went to the shop for other things.

 

The black pudding is awful stuff.

 

The sausages (only 1 ofn2 made it to the plate) are stupendous.

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1 hour ago, Bob said:

Mught've ruined my own day off here...

 

Didn't have beans, even though I thought I did and went to the shop for other things.

 

The black pudding is awful stuff.

 

The sausages (only 1 ofn2 made it to the plate) are stupendous.

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Looks "well done".  

 

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30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


Trust me it was decent enough. And wasn’t cooked by your dragon 


Happy shopper out of date sausages and bacon that was rejected by happy shopper labelled as ‘cooked’ in hot water. 
 

You’re a fucking disgrace and deserve every neg you get. 

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20 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Happy shopper out of date sausages and bacon that was rejected by happy shopper labelled as ‘cooked’ in hot water. 
 

You’re a fucking disgrace and deserve every neg you get. 


I can take it 

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14 hours ago, lifetime fan said:


Happy shopper out of date sausages and bacon that was rejected by happy shopper labelled as ‘cooked’ in hot water. 
 

You’re a fucking disgrace and deserve every neg you get. 

 

Happy Shopper... fucking hell, I've not thought about that in a good while. 

 

 

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On 04/01/2025 at 10:32, YorkshireRed said:

It’s my youngest son’s 18th birthday today. He’s not one for a cake so I’ve made him a birthday breakfast. 
 

He’s currently eating it in the kitchen, whilst listening to David Bowie, due to being fucking amazing and my very best friend.

 

 

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You served that to your best friend !??

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9 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Will someone try one of these and report back? I would do it but it contains beans and I’m not willing to lower myself that much. They are on sale in Home & Bargains.

 

 

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One of the Runcorn posters needs to take the hit there I think. I nominate @VladimirIlyich 

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9 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Will someone try one of these and report back? I would do it but it contains beans and I’m not willing to lower myself that much. They are on sale in Home & Bargains.

 

 

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It's clearly going to be disgusting, but if I see one, I will deffo give it a go. I assume it's like a can of all day breakfast with a pie crust. 

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9 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Will someone try one of these and report back? I would do it but it contains beans and I’m not willing to lower myself that much. They are on sale in Home & Bargains.

 

 

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Fuck that, I still balk at the steak and kidney one I tried when I was 6. 
 

Nothing good can come from a tinned breakfast and I should know I had a few during my uni days. 
 

In another note did anyone try one of those M&S ready made breakfasts? 
 

 

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7 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

It's clearly going to be disgusting, but if I see one, I will deffo give it a go. I assume it's like a can of all day breakfast with a pie crust. 


Yep, it’s in still a pie in a can.

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42 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

Nice hotel in Scotland. The beans are isolated from the rest of the decent food like sex offenders on D wing.  Haggis making a rare appearance in this thread. 

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Why do they all look like strangers, who have just met for the first time, but are being asked to sit naked together on a plate and be photographed?

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