What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Jennings said:

Obviously with me being from Cheshire, I am a lot posher than most of you chavs. I am a bit disappointed with the sausage, and will let the chef know accordingly. Toast was also only held up to a lightbulb. 
 

here’s my brekkie this morning..,

Lounge group place? 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Jennings said:

Obviously with me being from Cheshire, I am a lot posher than most of you chavs. I am a bit disappointed with the sausage, and will let the chef know accordingly. Toast was also only held up to a lightbulb. 
 

here’s my brekkie this morning..,

Pompous shite with the world’s smallest shittest sausage, a bush, a pair of bollocks, not enough bacon and a tub of aids droppings. 

[cloggypop]

It's a bit green

[Jennings]

58 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Lounge group place? 

Sprout in Ledsham.

It's where us Cheshire land owners breakfast.

[Jairzinho]

A glass of mustard please.

[Bob]

3 hours ago, Jennings said:

Obviously with me being from Cheshire, I am a lot posher than most of you chavs. I am a bit disappointed with the sausage, and will let the chef know accordingly. Toast was also only held up to a lightbulb. 
 

here’s my brekkie this morning..,

There's a lot of salad, but otherwise I like the look of that plenty.

[YorkshireRed]

20 hours ago, Jennings said:

Obviously with me being from Cheshire, I am a lot posher than most of you chavs. I am a bit disappointed with the sausage, and will let the chef know accordingly. Toast was also only held up to a lightbulb. 
 

here’s my brekkie this morning..,

You appear to accidentally have a straw in your orange juice.

 

I can’t get going with all that shrubbery either. If I wanted to eat my back garden, I’d just go out into my back garden and eat the lawn. 

[Bjornebye]

Can I just point out to all flouncers and wankers who casually throw around “bully” as some sort of defence mechanism on an internet forum….. this thread would swallow you whole you fucking wimps. The only thing in this thread I wouldn’t swallow is anything posted by Fugitive (aptly named) or bush unless Kate comes before it. 

[Jennings]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Can I just point out to all flouncers and wankers who casually throw around “bully” as some sort of defence mechanism on an internet forum….. this thread would swallow you whole you fucking wimps. The only thing in this thread I wouldn’t swallow is anything posted by Fugitive (aptly named) or bush unless Kate comes before it. 

 

Fair point mate. Personally I think that there are more 'bullying accusations' than actual bullying. However there is a minority of people who do bully people (again IMHO). Anyway I'll take it to the Busy Bastards thread on the MF, where those things are posted with more thorough discussion - and people can pay to read that topic.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

You appear to accidentally have a straw in your orange juice.

 

I can’t get going with all that shrubbery either. If I wanted to eat my back garden, I’d just go out into my back garden and eat the lawn. 

Read that in the voice of Billy Connolly and it sounds so much better 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Jennings said:

 

Fair point mate. Personally I think that there are more 'bullying accusations' than actual bullying. However there is a minority of people who do bully people (again IMHO). Anyway I'll take it to the Busy Bastards thread on the MF, where those things are posted with more thorough discussion - and people can pay to read that topic.

 

 

 

Go now! Post it now! 

[DalyanPete]

23 hours ago, Jennings said:

Obviously with me being from Cheshire, I am a lot posher than most of you chavs. I am a bit disappointed with the sausage, and will let the chef know accordingly. Toast was also only held up to a lightbulb. 
 

here’s my brekkie this morning..,

I used to dream of being from Cheshire and then I saw this pretensious effort.

If you want to hide errors throw some herbs and greenery at it.

I often get offered a straw here and answer, "no thanks, I'm not six"

Apart from that, looks OK.

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I used to dream of being from Cheshire and then I saw this pretensious effort.

If you want to hide errors throw some herbs and greenery at it.

I often get offered a straw here and answer, "no thanks, I'm not six"

Apart from that, looks OK.

 

You get offered straw? 
 

We need more detail here 

[Trumo]

On 21/12/2024 at 11:21, Jennings said:

Obviously with me being from Cheshire, I am a lot posher than most of you chavs. I am a bit disappointed with the sausage, and will let the chef know accordingly. Toast was also only held up to a lightbulb. 
 

here’s my brekkie this morning..,

 

 

Pride of place to half a tin of beans. A couple of Frazzles. Black pudding that's been signed by Wayne Gretzky. A sausage that last saw heat when the swine it came from was balls deep in a sow. Iceland hash browns. A microwaved tomato half with dried herbs to make it look grilled. Italian meringue with chives on it. Mushrooms out of a tin. Bread toasted in the owner's daughter's Easy Bake oven. A glass of Fanta with ice and a slice. Pea shoots.

 

Not my words. That's the description on the menu.

[DalyanPete]

22 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Pride of place to half a tin of beans. A couple of Frazzles. Black pudding that's been signed by Wayne Gretzky. A sausage that last saw heat when the swine it came from was balls deep in a sow. Iceland hash browns. A microwaved tomato half with dried herbs to make it look grilled. Italian meringue with chives on it. Mushrooms out of a tin. Bread toasted in the owner's daughter's Easy Bake oven. A glass of Fanta with ice and a slice. Pea shoots.

 

Not my words. That's the description on the menu.

Funny and scathing!

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Funny and scathing!

Stuff turdseye doesn't understand.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Stuff turdseye doesn't understand.

As if that breakfast description made you laugh. 

[TheHowieLama]

It made the Dalyan Stallion laugh.

 

Everyone else is just pointing at you.

[Pidge]

[Pidge]

Beautiful stuff

 

Edit: I meant Mo's pass to Dom, but point stands. I'm fuckin stuffed. Used plain flour when baking the bread, bit heavy...

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Pidge said:

 

The tomatoes are obviously a piss-take but so is the rest of it. 

[YorkshireRed]

I asked my youngest what he wanted for Christmas. He asked for the latest IPad.

 

I got him a Morrison’s breakfast instead. 
 

 

[Engineman Hicks]

26 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I asked my youngest what he wanted for Christmas. He asked for the latest IPad.

 

I got him a Morrison’s breakfast instead. 
 

 

I’m sending this post to social services. Expect a call.

[tokyojoe]

27 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I asked my youngest what he wanted for Christmas. He asked for the latest IPad.

 

I got him a Morrison’s breakfast instead. 
 

 

With those beans you should be done for child cruelty.

[lifetime fan]

20 hours ago, Pidge said:

I expected far better from a West Country man. 
 

Fucking margarine.