What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

What’s wrong with toast cut in triangles? It’s just better to eat that way? 
 

Anyway, not sure whether to have a bacon and egg roll (fuck off) tomorrow or a proper attempt at a brekkie. Not sure which would get me the least abuse.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

26 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It’s one thing if a cafe cuts your toast into triangles but if you choose to do it yourself then surely it’s a cry for help of some kind. 
 

Are you ok Bob? How can someone other than me help?

If you're eating paté it's right to cut it into small triangles. Don't ask me why; it just is.

[RJ Fan club]

14 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

If you're eating paté it's right to cut it into small triangles. Don't ask me why; it just is.

Do You cut the crusts off too?*

 

Class traitor
 

 

 

 

*I do this with potted shrimp 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, RJ Fan club said:

Do You cut the crusts off too?*

 

Class traitor
 

 

 

 

*I do this with potted shrimp 

Melba toast is acceptable with pate. 

[DalyanPete]

10 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

Class traitor

Quality put down 

[DalyanPete]

Haven't done a full english for ages. Bacon egg and tomato on mini turkish bread is my go too for now. Can't wait to have the full hit in Liverpool at Christmas.

[YorkshireRed]

I wasn’t going to do this today but the glory of this one couldn’t be missed.

 

I liken the two poached eggs to two star crossed lovers (think Stig and Stronium) who have decided that this world is undeserving of a love like theirs, so have decided to jump to their deaths in a sea of beans. 
 

Premier Inn in Ansty, near Coventry.

 

11/10. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I wasn’t going to do this today but the glory of this one couldn’t be missed.

 

I liken the two poached eggs to two star crossed lovers (think Stig and Stronium) who have decided that this world is undeserving of a love like theirs, so have decided to jump to their deaths in a sea of beans. 
 

Premier Inn in Ansty, near Coventry.

 

11/10. 
 

 

That plate looks like Coventry. You dirty dirty bastard 

[Spy Bee]

I've developed a food intolerance to eggs!

 

Scrambled, boiled, fried, poached, whatever I do with them, they now make me ill.

 

Surely in the history of mankind, nothing this atrocious has ever happened to anybody before!

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I wasn’t going to do this today but the glory of this one couldn’t be missed.

 

I liken the two poached eggs to two star crossed lovers (think Stig and Stronium) who have decided that this world is undeserving of a love like theirs, so have decided to jump to their deaths in a sea of beans. 
 

Premier Inn in Ansty, near Coventry.

 

11/10. 
 

 

Cunt

[Lurtz]

I cut my toast in triangles, even at home.

 

Fuck the lot of you. 

[Remmie]

14 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I wasn’t going to do this today but the glory of this one couldn’t be missed.

 

I liken the two poached eggs to two star crossed lovers (think Stig and Stronium) who have decided that this world is undeserving of a love like theirs, so have decided to jump to their deaths in a sea of beans. 
 

Premier Inn in Ansty, near Coventry.

 

11/10. 
 

 

The toast is (rightly) trying to escape the murderous rampage of clunge plasma. Don't go back for the poor mushrooms, they are already fallen

[Spy Bee]

I too am a triangler!

[Fugitive]

21 minutes ago, Lurtz said:

I cut my toast in triangles, even at home.

 

Fuck the lot of you. 

 

8 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I too am a triangler!

 

[Bob]

22 hours ago, Lurtz said:

I cut my toast in triangles, even at home.

 

Fuck the lot of you. 

Fucking right you do. Because you've got a little thing called self respect. 

 

And you know what, that's not limited to self respect. You've got my respect also.

[Bob]

22 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

I too am a triangler!

Respect.

[cloggypop]

22 hours ago, Lurtz said:

I cut my toast in triangles, even at home.

 

Fuck the lot of you. 

 

You were never really a punk rocker

[cloggypop]

Triangular twats

[lifetime fan]

Where’s the automatic cunt identifier thread when you need it? 
 

Obviously negged you despicable cunts. 

[Lee909]

Sandwich or toast should be cut in half, right down the middle if cut at all. 

 

Only other exception is cutting toast into soldiers for a boiled egg but even that should generally stop once a adult. 

 

Triangles are shit and cause the filling to fall out of the bread. 

[Bruce Spanner]

I’ve always cut toast/sandwiches like this as I’m a fucking maverick.

 

 
 

A view of both structural and aesthetic common sense.

[Remmie]

Fucking morons the lot of you. Toast should be buttered, then placed unsliced in front of you. Then headbutted repeatedly until broken into squashed pieces merged with blood and chipped china, crumbs stuck to your head.

[A Red]

I've been away for a few days and had 3 full cooked breakfasts. 

 

Thing is at 9.00am we would say "lets go full English it will get us through the day" Then 1.00pm, "fancy a snack?" It fucking kills me, thats it for a few months.

[Lee909]

12 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Fucking morons the lot of you. Toast should be buttered, then placed unsliced in front of you. Then headbutted repeatedly until broken into squashed pieces merged with blood and chipped china, crumbs stuck to your head.

 

 

 

 

[A Red]

Cornflakes.

 

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