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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:


Slept in and missed the fucker again. Bit to be fair, couldn’t be friendlier the staff here. They had Trabzonspor v Fenerbache on in one of the bars yesterday all the staff were very pinned to it and Fenerbache got a late winner the fucking place was wild 

Ha ha, you're on holiday, do what you want.

Trabzon v Fenerbache kicked off big time when they last played. 

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1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Ha ha, you're on holiday, do what you want.

Trabzon v Fenerbache kicked off big time when they last played. 


Mourinho is a fucking lunatic.
 

Yeah went via Istanbul to here tried to get the pilot to empty the planes shit over Dalyan just for a GF prank but we went over Bakishir is it?  

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56 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

On a sad day for humanity it’s only fair that I rescue this cunt thread from the depths it’s sunken too 

 

 

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Not a bad effort that. Don't know what's going on with the second sausage looks uncooked but injected with grease. Bet you regret sleeping in now?

Eggy bread? Novel if it is.

The egg looks really good.

Let down by the lack of beans and you know that! 

Did chef ask if you where a nonce?

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2 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Needs black pudding.

What's the pink stuff?

Repped for the absence of Satans hemorrhoids


Some sausage thing, bloody lovely. 

 

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Not a bad effort that. Don't know what's going on with the second sausage looks uncooked but injected with grease. Bet you regret sleeping in now?

Eggy bread? Novel if it is.

The egg looks really good.

Let down by the lack of beans and you know that! 

Did chef ask if you where a nonce?


Sausages were ace. As was the bacon. And the French toast. It was all lovely. 
 

They serve beans but they seemed to be tucked away in a corner away from the proper food with a cardboard cut out of jimmy saville next to them 

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Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

I’d throw that fucking metal dish at the waitress. Beans can’t be caged. Sausages look great, toast looks great, even the testicles look quite appetising. 
 

 

I would normally complain about the ramekin but on this occasion, where the beans were swimming in juice, it served a purpose and allowed me to add beans to my plate and keep a bowl of bean juice well beyond arms reach.

 

The microwaved juicy beans were the only fault on the plate, honestly.

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1 hour ago, Bob said:

Starling Cafe, Harrogate.

 

'Meaty Works' for me, 'Veggie Works' for her. 14 and 13 respectively. No units. No decimals. Coffee extra.

 

Pricey but very, very good. 

 

 

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I note Harrogate survived Thatcher’s milk snatching activities. 
 

That bottle reminds me of what English Unmentionable lost the day my milk was taken by that witch, thereby denying me the calcium my genius needed to be able to fully flourish.

 

I appreciate she did some other distasteful things, but nicking my milk surely has to be up there with her greatest crimes. 

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On 10/11/2024 at 13:59, Bob said:

I'm avoiding carbs as much as I can, so I only had a half of toast, and obviously I took one off the top to enjoy the experience.

 

I lost 3 stone this year doing that mate. Including no beer. Good on you. 

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