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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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17 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

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The fuckers got form for that. I’ve called by a couple of times to see him and he’s not bothered to acknowledge my efforts. 
 

Mind I’d probably make myself scarce as well if anyone came round my gaff without invitation. 

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I've been to Loch Ness twice and the first time I went, I took a photo of the Loch near the very cool looking castle and while I hadn't noticed him at the time, there was a shape in the developed photo that can't be rationally explained by anything other than "it's the Loch Ness monster".

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It’s far from the worst thing he’s had delivered. Scooped from bin instead of the floor is progress. 
 

Similar to Mook, if I was pissed I’d wallop that. Sober and I’d look at you like you’d just hid my remote control. 

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