What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Remmie]

12 hours ago, Bob said:

I'd like to see this scale but with decent bread

[Fugitive]

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

After the shite you’ve posted in this thread I’d even be too fucking ashamed to lurk ya toast fucking nonce. 

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

After the shite you’ve posted in this thread I’d even be too fucking ashamed to lurk ya toast fucking nonce. 

Those abominations were not made by myself, they were purchased I. The name of science. The breakfasts made by myself were superb and even you repped them.

 

You are to toast what 3 Stacks is to women.

[Fugitive]

[Fowlers God]

£17 for this with a pot of tea. 
 

eggs shite

sour dough bread was brilliant and the best thing. 
sausages some Italian thing with loads of cardamom in was rank. 
bacon burnt

pepper over used on everything too 

 

i feel abused 

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

£17 for this with a pot of tea. 
 

eggs shite

sour dough bread was brilliant and the best thing. 
sausages some Italian thing with loads of cardamom in was rank. 
bacon burnt

 

i feel abused 

I like the way the artist managed to capture all the horrors of leprosy using various items of food. 

[Pidge]

That is an utter ardja of a breakfast, that, Dan...

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Pidge said:

That is an utter ardja of a breakfast, that, Dan...

 

His slaves ate better.

[YorkshireRed]

No photo but I went for breakfast this morning at a Premier Inn in Barrow. 
 

The Chef hadn’t turned up so there was no hot food available. As I’m a resourceful type I made do with cornflakes and toast. 
 

Some of the lads with proper jobs were mortified and just stood by the hot plates waiting for something to be made. Eventually they were rewarded for their efforts with a large tray of hash browns. It’s this kind of thing that will make Britain great again. 

[Mudface]

10 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

No photo but I went for breakfast this morning at a Premier Inn in Barrow. 
 

The Chef hadn’t turned up so there was no hot food available. As I’m a resourceful type I made do with cornflakes and toast. 
 

Some of the lads with proper jobs were mortified and just stood by the hot plates waiting for something to be made. Eventually they were rewarded for their efforts with a large tray of hash browns. It’s this kind of thing that will make Britain great again. 

 

I stayed at a hotel in North Wales a couple of years back, previously they'd done some absolutely brilliant breakfasts, cooked to order, but this time it was the usual sad buffet style thing. I got down for breakfast about half an hour after it had opened- there were only about a dozen others staying, and all that was left were a few sausages that were practically raw, a couple of hash browns and a tired and sorry looking piece of bacon which looked like it had been cooked the previous week. I asked the girl if there was any more being cooked as I could pop back and she said that was it. I told her the sausages didn't look cooked and she kindly offered to 'throw them back in the deep fat frier'. I politely declined and seethed my way through a bit of toast. The place shut down a couple of months later, hardly surprising.

[Stouffer]

21 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

No photo but I went for breakfast this morning at a Premier Inn in Barrow. 
 

The Chef hadn’t turned up so there was no hot food available. As I’m a resourceful type I made do with cornflakes and toast. 
 

Some of the lads with proper jobs were mortified and just stood by the hot plates waiting for something to be made. Eventually they were rewarded for their efforts with a large tray of hash browns. It’s this kind of thing that will make Britain great again. 

 

Haha, you were in Barrow.

 

One of our RPAs stayed in that hotel, hated it.

[Jairzinho]

24 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I went for breakfast this morning at a Premier Inn in Barrow. 

 

[Bob]

5 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

£17 for this with a pot of tea. 
 

eggs shite

sour dough bread was brilliant and the best thing. 
sausages some Italian thing with loads of cardamom in was rank. 
bacon burnt

pepper over used on everything too 

 

i feel abused 

Cardamom in a breakfast sausage? Jeez.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Stouffer said:

 

Haha, you were in Barrow.

 

One of our RPAs stayed in that hotel, hated it.

I’ve been once. Next time I’m taking an RPG just to wake the backwards fuckers up 

[lifetime fan]

My old flat mate was born and grew up in Barrow. He used to microwave his bacon! 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

My old flat mate was born and grew up in Barrow. He used to microwave his bacon! 

They should have that on welcome to barrow sign “Welcome to Barrow, we microwave our bacon and are twinned with our partners” 

[Jairzinho]

My great aunt lived in Barrow. Used to talk about watching Billy Liddell. She made great millionaire shortbread as well.

 

That's the end of my cool story.

[Remmie]

I fear for him (or her), I really do

[TheHowieLama]

The bacon strip far left is giving it the evil eye.

[YorkshireRed]

You have to admire the ability of Americans to consistently, and triumphantly, make bacon look shit. 
 

 

[Remmie]

How do you like your eggs, sunny side up? 

 

Run over please

[YorkshireRed]

On 19/09/2024 at 20:40, Jairzinho said:

My great aunt lived in Barrow. Used to talk about watching Billy Liddell. She made great millionaire shortbread as well.

 

That's the end of my cool story.

I drove past this statue of Emlyn Hughes on the way out of Barrow. 
 

Given the state of the breakfasts, it’s no wonder he left so young.