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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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So I've entered the world of @Fugitivethis morning. With some bad planning, knowing I was out last night and it would be big and late, I had nothing in to make even a bacon butty, let alone a much needed fry up - a situation no doubt made worse by setting a clock to buy fucking oasis tickets. So I entered the world of online ordering for breakfast - which I have to say, I've been afraid of after @Fugitive documenting of the subject. 

 

I needn't have worried. A solid 6.5/10 for this one. As is typical for me these days, my eyes are bigger than my belly. I couldn't manage 2 of the sausages or one of the eggs and half black pudding (which wasn't great. From the plated version below, the missus has my fungus. 

 

It was expensive though I thought, even though it was massive. 15 quid. Emil's kitchen, county road. 

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

So I've entered the world of @Fugitivethis morning. With some bad planning, knowing I was out last night and it would be big and late, I had nothing in to make even a bacon butty, let alone a much needed fry up - a situation no doubt made worse by setting a clock to buy fucking oasis tickets. So I entered the world of online ordering for breakfast - which I have to say, I've been afraid of after @Fugitive documenting of the subject. 

 

I needn't have worried. A solid 6.5/10 for this one. As is typical for me these days, my eyes are bigger than my belly. I couldn't manage 2 of the sausages or one of the eggs and half black pudding (which wasn't great. From the plated version below, the missus has my fungus. 

 

It was expensive though I thought, even though it was massive. 15 quid. Emil's kitchen, county road. 

 

 

 

 

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Looks cold.

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28 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

That egg.....hahhhaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

 

ha

 

Looks like a Star Trek transporter accident--part of the white has turned up in the yolk, and part of the yolk has turned up in the white.

 

 

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Made one just now for lunch. Had nothing in after holiday and had stuff to do this morning including gling shopping so just in now and lining my stomach ahead of anniversary drinks I'm invited out to later.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Bob said:

Made one just now for lunch. Had nothing in after holiday and had stuff to do this morning including gling shopping so just in now and lining my stomach ahead of anniversary drinks I'm invited out to later.

 

 

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Pretty good layout there - post a picture after you have cooked it.

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1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

 

Pretty good layout there - post a picture after you have cooked it.

You'll not find more perfectly cooked bacon of you spend your final days from now searching.

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35 minutes ago, Bob said:

Made one just now for lunch. Had nothing in after holiday and had stuff to do this morning including gling shopping so just in now and lining my stomach ahead of anniversary drinks I'm invited out to later.

 

 

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Fuck sake, Bob.

 

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

So I've entered the world of @Fugitivethis morning. With some bad planning, knowing I was out last night and it would be big and late, I had nothing in to make even a bacon butty, let alone a much needed fry up - a situation no doubt made worse by setting a clock to buy fucking oasis tickets. So I entered the world of online ordering for breakfast - which I have to say, I've been afraid of after @Fugitive documenting of the subject. 

 

I needn't have worried. A solid 6.5/10 for this one. As is typical for me these days, my eyes are bigger than my belly. I couldn't manage 2 of the sausages or one of the eggs and half black pudding (which wasn't great. From the plated version below, the missus has my fungus. 

 

It was expensive though I thought, even though it was massive. 15 quid. Emil's kitchen, county road. 

 

 

 

 

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20240831_124904.jpg

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bob said:

Made one just now for lunch. Had nothing in after holiday and had stuff to do this morning including gling shopping so just in now and lining my stomach ahead of anniversary drinks I'm invited out to later.

 

 

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Salvador Dali was once served eggs like that. The memory never left him.

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2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

That egg.....hahhhaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

 

ha

 

2 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

Looks like a Star Trek transporter accident--part of the white has turned up in the yolk, and part of the yolk has turned up in the white.

 

 

 

Yeah on of the yolks burst as they were entering the pan stage. Still tasty though. 

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Week off & Mrs is at work today so wandered into the town and had this.


7/10. Bacon a little too over cooked but apart from that, fairly decent. 
Critque away gents. 

 

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30 minutes ago, Pete said:

Week off & Mrs is at work today so wandered into the town and had this.


7/10. Bacon a little too over cooked but apart from that, fairly decent. 
Critque away gents. 

 

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Week on bail you mean. 

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21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:


Week on bail you mean. 

Hahah. I always have this week off as weather is usually good and I get a load of cycling in and bump up my mileage for the year but ever since she left her job in education she gate crashes my week.  However she’s had to go out not work this morning. 

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13 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

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I was going to have a sausage sandwich this morning with some rapidly expiring bangers, but had the making of this 'air fry-up', a bit basic but went down well . My lips haven't fallen off yet, which is a bonus. 


I hope your head falls off, you bean eating cunt.

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14 minutes ago, Pete said:

Hahah. I always have this week off as weather is usually good and I get a load of cycling in and bump up my mileage for the year but ever since she left her job in education she gate crashes my week.  However she’s had to go out not work this morning. 


I hope you fall off your bike.

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