What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

 

It's not bad and some are clearly better than others but I'd take three link on a fry up rather than two link and a lorne any day of the week.

 

The haggis is where it's at.

Oh yeah, love the haggis. 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Oh yeah, love the haggis. 

It’s a thing of beauty. 
 

Best fry I ever had was 2 butchers sausages, 3 bacon, black pudding, white pudding and haggis with fried slice, toast, fried tomato and beans. 
 

Was also accompanied by 3 pints of Guinness about 2 o’clock in the morning in a small family run B&B about an hour outside Cork. 
 

Unfortunately that was about 20 years ago before smart phones. 

[lifetime fan]

Think it was about 4 days until I could shit mind. 

[Barrington Womble]

55 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

It’s a thing of beauty. 
 

Best fry I ever had was 2 butchers sausages, 3 bacon, black pudding, white pudding and haggis with fried slice, toast, fried tomato and beans. 
 

Was also accompanied by 3 pints of Guinness about 2 o’clock in the morning in a small family run B&B about an hour outside Cork. 
 

Unfortunately that was about 20 years ago before smart phones. 

 

Sounds great that. I think fry ups are definitely better the other side of the Irish seas. In fact almost worth going. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Sounds great that. I think fry ups are definitely better the other side of the Irish seas. In fact almost worth going. 

Gutted I can’t remember the name of the village we stayed in as I reckon it wouldn’t be that difficult to track down where we were staying. 
 

My housemate at the time was driving around Ireland doing a reccy for his

motorbike club to come over a few months later. 
 

He asked if I’d go with him to map read and save on expenses so we could stay a few nights with my family. 
 

It ended up taking 6 days longer than planned as quite a few days were a complete write off when it came to driving. 

[Brownie]

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

[Bob]

4 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

Quick, throw some hedge trimmings on the egg, they won't be able to see it's got a solid yolk.

[tokyojoe]

8 hours ago, Brownie said:

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

Very handy being able throw the beans away quite easily.

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Brownie said:

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

Joe Strummers last meal that. 

[Barrington Womble]

11 hours ago, Brownie said:

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

What the fuck have they done to the tomato? The yoke on the egg looks fucked too. 

 

Add an extra bacon and Ulster fry, get someone older than 5 to cook the eggs and you might have something there. 

[RJ Fan club]

13 hours ago, Brownie said:

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

Proof positive that some are more blessed in the sausage department than others.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

A mate posted this on her fb timeline a few days ago.

 

 

[cloggypop]

Mushy peas and triangular toast. No thanks. 

[Barrington Womble]

16 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

A mate posted this on her fb timeline a few days ago.

 

 

Was that some shared platter thing? 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Was that some shared platter thing? 

Something she did at home for her and her bird. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Something she did at home for her and her bird. 

 

 

They’re both dirty bean eating twats then? 

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

They’re both dirty bean eating twats then? 

One of them is fit as fuck and loves the beans. 
 

The other is a cunt in the navy. 

[Stouffer]

On 26/06/2024 at 23:43, Brownie said:

Popped into Strummers in Birkenhead last week for breakfast.

 

Didn’t expect much but it was boss.

 

Did you have Gü for dessert?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

One of them is fit as fuck and loves the beans. 
 

The other is a cunt in the navy. 

Id never really met any lesbian until I met the Navy. Even the fit ones who joined straight ended up lezzing off. The wrens messes in training were just orgies meanwhile we were having pillow fights with the mess next door with boots in our pillow cases instead of pillows. Yin Yang etc 

 

Greatest sex education known to man the Navy. Be it wrens or civvies. Quickest I ever pulled was in the queue for Jesters on Union St. We went in, got our hands stamped then left and went straight to a BnB on Citadel Road I was shaking with the lads and did the business the we just went back. I’m pretty sure I pulled later on that night as well if my memory is right. The best days a young man could imagine. (Were they men sting weeeeyyyy semen semen) 

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Id never really met any lesbian until I met the Navy. Even the fit ones who joined straight ended up lezzing off. The wrens messes in training were just orgies meanwhile we were having pillow fights with the mess next door with boots in our pillow cases instead of pillows. Yin Yang etc 

 

Greatest sex education known to man the Navy. Be it wrens or civvies. Quickest I ever pulled was in the queue for Jesters on Union St. We went in, got our hands stamped then left and went straight to a BnB on Citadel Road I was shaking with the lads and did the business the we just went back. I’m pretty sure I pulled later on that night as well if my memory is right. The best days a young man could imagine. (Were they men sting weeeeyyyy semen semen) 

Jesters? Fucking hell! 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Jesters? Fucking hell! 

This was 01/02 to be fair. They probably haven’t changed the carpet. Millennium was far better but Jesters was just carnage. Guaranteed cheap ale, a fight and a shag. What more could a young a sailor want. 

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This was 01/02 to be fair. They probably haven’t changed the carpet. Millennium was far better but Jesters was just carnage. Guaranteed cheap ale, a fight and a shag. What more could a young a sailor want. 

Jesters is still pretty much the same. 
Absolute meat market. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Jesters is still pretty much the same. 
Absolute meat market. 

That sounds like an invite down for a bbq and a trip into town there mate 

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That sounds like an invite down for a bbq and a trip into town there mate 

Defo. 

[Jairzinho]

The amount of frys being posted on here which contain "green" items is a disgrace.