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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Much needed breakkie. Always good here. £9.60 including coffee plus extra for the excellent black pudding. Should have a second egg, but doesn't.

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7 minutes ago, Bob said:

Much needed breakkie. Always good here. £9.60 including coffee plus extra for the excellent black pudding. Should have a second egg, but doesn't.

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Everything looks perfect until you see the beans. Even the salt is staring at the ceiling. 
 

Im calling social services. Drop the toast off on the way to jail though. 
 

Oh actually the sausage looks shit. Rest looks …. I fact I need a fry up. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Bob said:

Much needed breakkie. Always good here. £9.60 including coffee plus extra for the excellent black pudding. Should have a second egg, but doesn't.

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An extra egg and at least one more sausage. Cunts.

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On 13/06/2024 at 22:11, DalyanPete said:

U ok hun?

It was 40+.

Got back to liverpool this morning.

Cold, raining, city centre still full of beggars and Williamson Square still full of bird shit, town full of Swifties.

Still raising a glass to this place.

I'm fine I'm in West Australia so I'm used to barefooted scruffs in the heat just not in Cafe's and restaurants.

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3 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This morning. Off you go.

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Off we go? State of your bacon recently I reckon you need to just lash yourself off a cliff instead of bacon suicide. We’ll have a whip round and get you to dignitas. Love you Dave but I don’t wanna see you go like this. 

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9 hours ago, Bob said:

Much needed breakkie. Always good here. £9.60 including coffee plus extra for the excellent black pudding. Should have a second egg, but doesn't.

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That looks like mighty white with marg you sick bastard. 

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31 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


That looks like mighty white with marg you sick bastard. 

It was granary toast with packet butter - the discarded packets are in milk.jug.

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2 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Wild Pheasant, 4* hotel in Llangollen.

2/10. If i was Welsh I'd be ashamed to say this was a full Welsh breakfast. Leave you to disect this shite.20240619_095023.jpg

 

What the fuck is on the tomato? It's a sad state of affairs when you were getting better fry ups in turkey. 

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