What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Lee909]

Where do we stand on blended baby chicks? Not for me, I prefer beans

What a load of bollocks

Not all eggs become chickens. A hen will lay eggs even without a rooster present

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve never tried gassed chicken. Is it nice?

[Paulie Dangerously]

I’ve never tried gassed chicken. Is it nice?

 

Bwark sets you free

[Remmie]

Pro-bean behaviour...

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

In order for me to find the perfect plate, I’m not going to discriminate. If a place offers a fry-up, 9 times out of 10 I’m going to order it.

 

Come on, aRdja, get your review in for this one:

 

https://www.batterseagrill.co.uk/menu

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Battersea+Grill/@51.4784081,-0.1701593,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x7d38c33dfbf38f81!8m2!3d51.4784081!4d-0.1701593

 

(Breakfast Platter might be a little cheap for your tastes).

[Fugitive]

If you want a great breakfast, I’d suggest Brunch in Whiston Village. It was one of the best breakfasts I’ve had and when I asked for no beans and tomatoes, the owner asked if I wanted extra bacon or sausages to replace them. Top quality service from them.

 

Ended up with:

4 bacon

3 sausages

2 eggs

Black pudding

Mushrooms

Homemade hash brown

toast

Cup of tea

 

£6

 

The sausages and bacon were butcher shop quality and cooked to perfection. The place has won quite a few awards over the past few years.

 

Set me right up for my Journey home, later on.

[aRdja]

Come on, aRdja, get your review in for this one:

 

https://www.batterseagrill.co.uk/menu

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Battersea+Grill/@51.4784081,-0.1701593,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x7d38c33dfbf38f81!8m2!3d51.4784081!4d-0.1701593

 

(Breakfast Platter might be a little cheap for your tastes).

That’s just around the corner from me. My last breakfast post didn’t go down too well from memory. I’ve been to a few since but decided not to keep them to myself. I had an amazing breakfast in Ballachulish Scotland, where as opposed to just normal black pudding, they used a mixture of black pudding and haggis!

Also I have our wedding party coming up in the summer (a year after the legal ceremony), so I’m trying to eat healthier to ensure that the suit I’ve already purchased fit.

[aRdja]

If you want a great breakfast, I’d suggest Brunch in Whiston Village. It was one of the best breakfasts I’ve had and when I asked for no beans and tomatoes, the owner asked if I wanted extra bacon or sausages to replace them. Top quality service from them.

 

Ended up with:

4 bacon

3 sausages

2 eggs

Black pudding

Mushrooms

Homemade hash brown

toast

Cup of tea

 

£6

 

The sausages and bacon were butcher shop quality and cooked to perfection. The place has won quite a few awards over the past few years.

 

Set me right up for my Journey home, later on.

Did you ever take a photo by any chance?

[Anubis]

That San Diego omelette sounds the dog's bollocks.

[Carvalho Diablo]

That San Diego omelette sounds the dog's bollocks.

Is that a bit like a Hamburg pancake?

[aRdja]

Walking through the downs en route to Rosemarino in Clifton, Bristol to sample their finest plate.

[Tony Moanero]

Walking through the downs en route to Rosemarino in Clifton, Bristol to sample their finest plate.

Picture, please, aRdja.

[aRdja]

Picture, please, aRdja.

 

Price: £10.50

Sausage: very good meat content

Bacon: ample and real crispy... almost candied

Egg: faultless

Black Pudding: Crumbly, perhaps could’ve done with a whole slice as opposed to half

Tomato: nice and juicy

Mushrooms: Wasn’t the best. I normally love mushrooms, but it’s wasn’t great.. almost sloppy

Beans: very good... I’m a convert now. So long as it ain’t shiny and runny I’m a fan. A nice ‘intermezzo’ between all other fat-rich components.

 

All in all a very solid plate of full English. Would happily recommend to all those who live nearby (ish) e.g., Lifey and Josef Svejk.

[Fugitive]

1 sausage?

1 Bacon rasher?

1/2 Black pudding?

A pile of Hemorrhoids

Green shit on the egg

 

£10.50!!!!

 

I’d find being spat at in the face to be less offensive.

[aRdja]

1 sausage?

1 Bacon rasher?

1/2 Black pudding?

A pile of Hemorrhoids

Green shit on the egg

 

£10.50!!!!

 

I’d find being spat at in the face to be less offensive.

3 bacon rashers and one quite long sausage.

 

[Elite]

Looks nice but it's worth £5 tops.

[KMD7]

 

Price: £10.50

Sausage: very good meat content

Bacon: ample and real crispy... almost candied

Egg: faultless

Black Pudding: Crumbly, perhaps could’ve done with a whole slice as opposed to half

Tomato: nice and juicy

Mushrooms: Wasn’t the best. I normally love mushrooms, but it’s wasn’t great.. almost sloppy

Beans: very good... I’m a convert now. So long as it ain’t shiny and runny I’m a fan. A nice ‘intermezzo’ between all other fat-rich components.

 

All in all a very solid plate of full English. Would happily recommend to all those who live nearby (ish) e.g., Lifey and Josef Svejk.

 

Is it lying on a piece of bread there? No toast?

[Fugitive]

Streaky bacon on a fry up is a disgrace.

[aRdja]

Is it lying on a piece of bread there? No toast?

Toasted focaccia

[Carvalho Diablo]

£10.50 for half a breakfast sprinkled with green shit ?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Toasted focaccia

No need to be rude, like.

[Tony Moanero]

Looks pretty decent, mate, although I’d have wanted more of it. Beans would’ve been binned, obviously.

[aRdja]

Looks pretty decent, mate, although I’d have wanted more of it. Beans would’ve been binned, obviously.

Highlights were the streaky bacon. Streaky > Back bacon.

[Captain Turdseye]

Streaky > Back bacon.

That’s fucking disgraceful. Possibly the worst opinion I’ve ever seen you post on here.

 

I’d happily eat that breakfast though, as long as someone else was paying for it.

[aRdja]

That’s fucking disgraceful. Possibly the worst opinion I’ve ever seen you post on here.

 

I’d happily eat that breakfast though, as long as someone else was paying for it.

If I had to rank it...

 

1. Australian bacon (middle bacon)

2. American bacon (streaky bacon)

3. British bacon (back bacon)