What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

As per manufacturer storage instructions I believe.

 

Anyone who is going against this is a Bear Grylls wannabe tryhard 

 

Also by the experts like Good Housing Institute. They also have a certain shelf life once opened, Ketchup is about 3 months and Brown sauce about 6 months.  

[lifetime fan]

Yes, we all want fucking cold HP sauce on a hot breakfast.

 

Wankers.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Simple solution you heathen. Put the ketchup/brown sauce in a small serving dish etc and leave on the side whilst making your breakfast. Or buy** those individual sachets and then you won't have to put it in the fridge. 

 

** I say buy, you can always take a handful from greasy spoons every time you eat out. 

[lifetime fan]

Or you can keep your HP in the cupboard like those who don’t have bad shithouse dog aids.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Like all things in life, I'll do it My Way. 

[Bjornebye]

Like all things in life, I'll do it the Rolf Harris way. 

 

 

Crack on. Who am I to judge. 

 

 

 

Where's Maddie? 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Crack on. Who am I to judge. 

 

 

 

Where's Maddie? 

 

In my Fridge. 

[lifetime fan]

In my Fridge.

 

Hopefully you’ve taken your HP sauce out to fit her in.

 

You fucking bad wrong un.

[Total Longo]

There's a new place opened up here (I think there's one or two in London) called Dishoom & you can get breakfast stuff with an Indian twist...

 

http://www.dishoom.com/edinburgh/

 

This place looks the fucking' baws...

 

 

Raw sausage. Mmmmm.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hopefully you’ve taken your HP sauce out to fit her in.

 

You fucking bad wrong un.

 

No, she's been liquidised and added to my HP sauce. I might still be a bad wrong un like. 

[aRdja]

I’m in the lake district now, and I’ve just had an FEB with bacon, egg, Black pud, tomatoes, sausage, mushrooms and beans. And two rounds of white toast. And coffee and juice. Now I need to walk the fucker off

Where’s the photo FFS!!

[aRdja]

 

 

 

 

This is me pretending to be like the fry-up snobs around here...

 

£9.50 and no eggs and half a black pudding? Daylight fucking robbery!!

[Pureblood]

Look at the state of the plate at the end, it looks like the aftermath of someone having spag bol.  Shocking. 

[Fugitive]

Look at the state of the plate at the end, it looks like the aftermath of someone having spag bol. Shocking.

I feel really sad every time I look at it.

[Bjornebye]

I feel really sad every time I look at it.

 

 

To be fair it looks better after than before 

[Section_31]

Some horrendous shit on this thread. A fry up is like a cup of tea, it shouldn't be fucked with - certainly not by hipsters.

 

Two simple pork sausages preferably not featuring herbs, fried egg, two rashers of bacon, two pieces of white toast. Job done.

[Tony Moanero]

Some horrendous shit on this thread. A fry up is like a cup of tea, it shouldn't be fucked with - certainly not by hipsters.

 

Two simple pork sausages preferably not featuring herbs, fried egg, two rashers of bacon, two pieces of white toast. Job done.

 

No mushrooms and tomato?

 

I agree though, traditional food doesn't need to be messed with.

[Section_31]

No mushrooms and tomato?

 

I agree though, traditional food doesn't need to be messed with.

I can accept half a grilled tomato but shrooms are the devil's work, never trust a food that was probably accidentally discovered by a Franciscan Friar who was trying to kill himself.

[Bjornebye]

I'm clearly one of the few on here who actually likes a fry up done properly. 

 

2 Pork Sausages, 2 rashers of SMOKED Bacon, 2 fried eggs (scrambled is fine here), a grilled tomato, 2 slices of black pudding, some fried mushrooms, 2 slices of heavily buttered toast. Ketchup or HP (room temperature) as desired. 

 

Simple, delicious and nonce free. 

[TheHowieLama]

I'm clearly one of the few on here who actually likes a fry up done properly. 

 

 2 fried eggs (scrambled is fine here), 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

I'm clearly one of the few on here who actually likes a fry up done properly. 

 

2 Pork Sausages, 2 rashers of SMOKED Bacon, 2 fried eggs (scrambled is fine here), a grilled tomato, 2 slices of black pudding, some fried mushrooms, 2 slices of heavily buttered toast. Ketchup or HP (room temperature) as desired. 

 

Simple, delicious and nonce free. 

 

 

 

Fried eggs and fried tomato.

[stringvest]

Where’s the photo FFS!!

 

 

 

I'm sorry, I just couldn't do it.

 

Col has no fear of looking like a cunt, because he is one.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm clearly one of the few on here who actually likes a fry up done properly. 

 

2 Pork Sausages, 2 rashers of SMOKED Bacon, 2 fried eggs (scrambled is fine here), a grilled tomato, 2 slices of black pudding, some fried mushrooms, 2 slices of heavily buttered toast. Ketchup or HP (room temperature) as desired. 

 

Simple, delicious and nonce free. 

 

Fried egg or poached for myself, plus replace toast with fried bread and you have described the breakfast I make for myself a few times a year. 

[stringvest]

Fried egg or poached for myself, plus replace toast with fried bread and you have described the breakfast I make for myself a few times a year. 

 

 

I'm clearly one of the few on here who actually likes a fry up done properly. 

 

2 Pork Sausages, 2 rashers of SMOKED Bacon, 2 fried eggs (scrambled is fine here), a grilled tomato, 2 slices of black pudding, some fried mushrooms, 2 slices of heavily buttered toast. Ketchup or HP (room temperature) as desired. 

 

Simple, delicious and nonce free. 

amen

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fried bread is underrated. Goes far better with a fry up than toast imo. It also tastes gorgeous when fried in the leftover juices of the bacon, sausages etc.