What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[El Rojo]

Lots of 'sausage's elbows too pointy' ratings going on here. I reckon I'd devour most of these.

[stringvest]

That should have had a dressing applied to it Col. And I’m not talking Mary Berry here.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Lots of 'sausage's elbows too pointy' ratings going on here. I reckon I'd devour most of these.

 

Same.

[Pureblood]

I'd deduct marks for making the humble breakfast needlessly complex.

 

Hasslebank what?!  He's a f**tballer.  Deduct a mark.

 

Beans - you can't polish a turd.  Make all the fancy homemade sauces you want, they're still baked beans at the end of the morning.

 

That chef needs a slap with a homemade black pudding with "back to fuckin' basics, clever cloggs" written on it.

 

6/10

[Chip Butty]

Arid

[Mook]

There's a new place opened up here (I think there's one or two in London) called Dishoom & you can get breakfast stuff with an Indian twist...

 

http://www.dishoom.com/edinburgh/

 

This place looks the fucking' baws...

 

[Tony Moanero]

Re. lifetime fan's breakfast. The sausages and bacon look to be of good quality. However, the sausages aren't cooked enough and the bacon is too crispy for me. Yes, I am fussy.

[Pureblood]

There's a new place opened up here (I think there's one or two in London) called Dishoom & you can get breakfast stuff with an Indian twist...

 

http://www.dishoom.com/edinburgh/

 

This place looks the fucking' baws...

 

 

 I hope ISIS target them for unacceptably mixing East with West. 

[Pureblood]

Re. lifetime fan's breakfast. The sausages and bacon look to be of good quality. However, the sausages aren't cooked enough and the bacon is too crispy for me. Yes, I am fussy.

 

Everything on the plate looks fine except for the stupid beans and Jimmy-Floyd Potato.

 

The chef has overproduced it.  He's gone all Butch Vig when he should be stripping it down and giving it some Albini treatment.

[Bjornebye]

You're all getting nicked 

[Captain Turdseye]

Stop the world, I’m getting off.

 

What in the name of fuck would compel someone to plate a breakfast up like that?

 

HEADS SHOULD ROLL

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"Squeeze it all together in the middle of the plate using only your arse cheeks"

[Tony Moanero]

It's not even a proper plate. It's like one of those ones that you serve spaghetti on.

 

I bet they don't even keep their HP in the fridge, the dirty bastards.

[lifetime fan]

It's not even a proper plate. It's like one of those ones that you serve spaghetti on.

 

I bet they don't even keep their HP in the fridge, the dirty bastards.

 

What sort of cunt keeps their sauce in the fridge?

[Tony Moanero]

What sort of cunt keeps their sauce in the fridge?

 

 

Cunts who know.

[lifetime fan]

Cunts who know fuck all.

 

Quite.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I bet the cunts counted the beans on that breakfast. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Cunts who know.

Is right.

[KMD7]

There's a new place opened up here (I think there's one or two in London) called Dishoom & you can get breakfast stuff with an Indian twist...

 

http://www.dishoom.com/edinburgh/

 

This place looks the fucking' baws...

 

 

Magnificent, enhanced obviously by the placing of the beans at the heart of the meal.  Repped

[Carvalho Diablo]

What sort of cunt keeps their sauce in the fridge?

Agreed. Noncey behavior.

 

*I fear you've just accidentally opened another can of worms / beans.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I wonder if they have pimped their beans?

 

I do. Dash of curry powder or mustard, garlic, a few herbs depending on my mood. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Agreed. Noncey behavior.

 

*I fear you've just accidentally opened another can of worms / beans.

 

This discussion has taken place and it was decided that keeping sauces at room temperate is the leading cause of BAD BUM AIDS.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Sauce, once opened should be kept in the fridge. 

[Fugitive]

LF’s looks like they have precooked loads, put in a massive bucket and then shovel it on to a plate when anyone stupid orders it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Sauce, once opened should be kept in the fridge. 

 

As per manufacturer storage instructions I believe.

 

Anyone who is going against this is a Bear Grylls wannabe tryhard