What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Captain Willard]

29 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Yes plus 2.50 for delivery.

 

Genuinely been vomiting for a few hours now. 

Oh dear. Hope you feel better. 

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, Fugitive said:

 

Did they raid Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Yes plus 2.50 for delivery.

 

Genuinely been vomiting for a few hours now. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Any pictures of the fish @Fugitive or are you dead? 

[cloggypop]

On 08/07/2022 at 11:59, Fugitive said:

Needs beans

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 08/07/2022 at 10:59, Fugitive said:

Looks like samples brought back by the Mars Rover.

[Elite]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Needs beans

It needs any sort of moisture. I'd be tempted to pour a litre bottle of water on it.

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

It needs any sort of moisture. I'd be tempted to pour a litre bottle of water on it.

Irn Bru

[Mike D]

On 08/07/2022 at 10:59, Fugitive said:

[Mudface]

24 minutes ago, Elite said:

It needs any sort of moisture. I'd be tempted to pour a litre bottle of water on it.

Fuck that, have you not seen Gremlins?

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Fuck that, have you not seen Gremlins?

Hahahahahahahahaaaaa

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Needs beans

I think the idea is to make it more appealing, not even less

[TheHowieLama]

[Pidge]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Needs beans.

[Barrington Womble]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Looks like a cat has puked on a scone.

[Fowlers God]

Just someone else making it and doing the washing up after. 

[DalyanPete]

On 08/07/2022 at 12:59, Fugitive said:

Fuck me that's grim. Toasts looks like an arse wipe which would probably add to the flavour. Chef should sack himself.

[Bob]

Missus cooked breakfast this morning, just sitting down to get stuck in.

 

 

[Trumo]

I bet there's no superglue left in your house.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

I bet there's no superglue left in your house.

Hahahah. 

[Mook]

38 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Missus cooked breakfast this morning, just sitting down to get stuck in.

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

 

Haha, geniune grounds for it. 

[Guest]

On 26/06/2022 at 16:00, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Muddy Boots cafe, beside Harewood House, Leeds.

 

my girl took part in Junior Warrior this morning and if expected to grab a bacon butty while there watching but didn’t get the chance so after as she headed back to her mums and everyone departed their own separate ways me and my missus headed out to a cafe for a breakkie and then a walk around the outside of the Harewood Estate.

 

been here for breakfast before and pretty sure I’ll have posted it, but here’s todays effort.

 

£9.00 for Yorkshire Breakfast, including tea or Americano, which is what I had.

 

Bacon fat raw, which is a huge disappointment for any breakfast, and I’d rather have standard toast rather than sourdough but it was nice.

 

the rest was spot on. Sausage a little over flavourful for my breakfast palate, but high quality and very meaty.

 

black pud was lovely.

 

7/10

The toast looks like a feet ice lolly.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

ice lolly.

Wool

[Barrington Womble]

Not sure where to put this, but this seemed as good a place as any.

 

I came across a farm butcher last week picking my daughter up from her duke of Edinburgh thing. It's called Taylor's and it's near burscough. They have some decent breakfast ingredients, they do their own range of sausages, black and white pudding, duck eggs and they have a line in bacon, but not sure if they make that - including some middle bacon which I haven't seen for years. Ive not put it all together yet to make a breakfast (and take a photo) but I have tried somethings which have all been good - duck eggs, pork & black pudding sausage and this back bacon they do which it really nice (quite thick). It's been all top quality stuff so far, so if anyone is near by I would suggest it's worth dropping in.

 

https://taylorsfarmshop.co.uk/

 

Oh and they do the whole butcher thing too (not just breakfast), I had a belting ribeye on bone steak last week - and they've got lots of seasoned stuff and burgers ready for a barbeque, as well as some of their own ready made meals.