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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
      124
    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
      71


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14 hours ago, Pureblood said:

I cunted the egg but this was still nice.

 

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My first reaction was “interesting, haven’t seen liver on here for a while”

 

My second reaction was “Christ, how do you fuck up bacon so badly that it looks like liver”

 

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1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

This is doing the rounds on socials

 

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You're welcome.

Is that black lentils?

Fucking hell. I know anti-beaners are rabid mentalists but I didn't realise they were as sick as this.

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6 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's mince is it not?

Cumbernauld Morrisons Brekkie that I expect. The cutlery appears to be a carving knife and a leather whip. 

 

Toast looks lovely. 

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Just ordered this into work

 

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It should have cost £6.50, but he charged me a fiver, because "It's Christmas innit!"

 

Eat With Kev is the name of the cafe.

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2 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Just ordered this into work

 

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It should have cost £6.50, but he charged me a fiver, because "It's Christmas innit!"

 

Eat With Kev is the name of the cafe.

Kev can get to fuck. Until he learns not to put a KFC chicken strip on a fry up I’ll be eating with one of our other No.7’s.

 

It is good to know what happened to him after he left Liverpool though. 

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4 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Just ordered this into work

 

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It should have cost £6.50, but he charged me a fiver, because "It's Christmas innit!"

 

Eat With Kev is the name of the cafe.

Plates too small

Eating a fry up at your office desk? You dirty bastard

The egg looks ok.... depressed but ok

Stumpy sausages but look tasty enough

Black pudding fine just needs another slice

Providing that bacon is smoked it's 'not bad'

I assume that's fried bread... fair shout

The hash brown from KFC? Radical

Them tomatoes need a grill

That knife isn't sitting well with me at all and I don't know why

 

3/10 

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