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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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3 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

This has got some kind of insta filter on it hasn't it! Beautification of breakfast is a step too far!

 

It didn't make anything look better, in all fairness. 

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17 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 
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Decent. Needs pepper 

 

less said about the plate the better 

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28 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 
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Have to say that looks pretty good

Cunt plate and no black pudding but like the teapot

Would 

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11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Decent. Needs pepper 

 

less said about the plate the better 

Yes acknowledged, it’s a little chintzy place run by middle aged women who bake cakes. It’s about as middle class Surrey as you can be but the breakfast is decent. 

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1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 
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Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato.

 

Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

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4 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato.

 

Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

Hahahaha yep that plate just screams "Godalming" 

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7 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Looks good - very genourous helping of butter, and a well cooked tomato.

 

Where is it located, somewhere poncey like Godalming?

Ewell. It’s called “all things nice”. I’ve become a regular during lockdown as they do decent tea, the WiFi works and they do a nice fruit cake.
 

This thread is turning into fucking mum’s net though I don’t think they call plates cunts on there. 

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1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 
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That looks lovely, though I'd lose the granary toast.

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5 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ewell. It’s called “all things nice”. I’ve become a regular during lockdown as they do decent tea, the WiFi works and they do a nice fruit cake.
 

This thread is turning into fucking mum’s net though I don’t think they call plates cunts on there. 

They'd give you all kinds of shit for the saucers though.

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2 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

I cunted the egg but this was still nice.

 

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That's what breakfasts will look like in 'Containmnet Zone 4', good to see you're preparing for the experience. 

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On 03/12/2021 at 11:59, Mike D said:

Bernies too. Maghull next to the railway station. £6.50. Highly recommended.EE594E54-A5AB-4038-BDF2-29809E77E355.jpeg

 

 

2 lots of tomatoes is an outrage. And did they even both to cook the cunt ones? Broken yoke too. And the sausages look tiny. Jiz on the bacon. 

 

Tha toast looks alright to be fair. 

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2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Ewell. It’s called “all things nice”. I’ve become a regular during lockdown as they do decent tea, the WiFi works and they do a nice fruit cake.
 

This thread is turning into fucking mum’s net though I don’t think they call plates cunts on there. 

Ah, I worked in Ewell, briefly, years ago. Slightly better than Godalming if I remember correctly.

 

Mum's Net is for scruffs. Nappy Valley is where it's at.

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On 03/12/2021 at 11:37, YorkshireRed said:

Inset day for the youngest so we’ve had a short walk and then visited the dog friendly cafe at Cannon Hall. It can be found between Wakefield and Barnsley, despite this it’s a nice place for a visit. 
 

Just a coffee for me but the lad had a seven piece farmers breakfast. Most of the ingredients were from the farm that exists on the estate.

 

£5.95.

 

He gave it a solid 8/10.

 

 

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Fuck the beans off and that actually looks pretty damn good. Maybe another egg or sausage and piece of black pudding. But otherwise, spot on.

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If any other cunt starts complimenting another dickhead's breakfast again I am going to lose my shit here, you are not getting the thread at all. I don't care if it's a Cadbury's cream egg served on Margot Robbie's freshly plucked minge, you will look to and succeed at picking fault with it, the pettier and more innocuous, the better. 

 

Dribblechin shitlords the lot of you.

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9 minutes ago, Remmie said:

If any other cunt starts complimenting another dickhead's breakfast again I am going to lose my shit here, you are not getting the thread at all. I don't care if it's a Cadbury's cream egg served on Margot Robbie's freshly plucked minge, you will look to and succeed at picking fault with it, the pettier and more innocuous, the better. 

 

Dribblechin shitlords the lot of you.

It was the hash brown, wasn't it.  You can even see that it's the first thing that's been eaten. 

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12 minutes ago, Remmie said:

If any other cunt starts complimenting another dickhead's breakfast again I am going to lose my shit here, you are not getting the thread at all. I don't care if it's a Cadbury's cream egg served on Margot Robbie's freshly plucked minge, you will look to and succeed at picking fault with it, the pettier and more innocuous, the better. 

 

Dribblechin shitlords the lot of you.

I'd pay aRdja prices for that 

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2 hours ago, Pureblood said:

I cunted the egg but this was still nice.

 

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You’ve certainly cunted the egg, but also fucked the bacon and arseholed the sausage. Nice if you to only toast the crust too.  

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44 minutes ago, Remmie said:

If any other cunt starts complimenting another dickhead's breakfast again I am going to lose my shit here, you are not getting the thread at all. I don't care if it's a Cadbury's cream egg served on Margot Robbie's freshly plucked minge, you will look to and succeed at picking fault with it, the pettier and more innocuous, the better. 

 

Dribblechin shitlords the lot of you.

Fair point well made.

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7 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

You’ve certainly cunted the egg, but also fucked the bacon and arseholed the sausage. Nice if you to only toast the crust too.  

Sausage and bacon were real tasty. 

 

It's a fried slice, not toast. 

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5 hours ago, Pureblood said:

I cunted the egg but this was still nice.

 

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Fuck me where to start ? That greasy bacon, the suspicious brown looking gunge on the sausage, no butter on the toast and what the fuck did you do to that egg ?  The plate is nice. 

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