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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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21 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Cunt tomato.

There was some confusion to the tomato which is why I got both, I didn’t want the tinned. Just wanted grilled. Sausages are amazing, bigger than they look in the photo and they were proper ones.

No ciggies, that’s the table number stand.

Toast is boss too. 
Can have as many teas as you want with that as well.

 

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7 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Remove bacon jizz and >the< poncey toms and good to go.

Add a 'the' and what a band name. What a fucking band name. 

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54 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Bernies too. Maghull next to the railway station. £6.50. Highly recommended.EE594E54-A5AB-4038-BDF2-29809E77E355.jpeg

 

 

You just know that whoever chopped that tomato in that way would happily do the same to your skull whilst cooking your brains for an afternoon snack. 

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5 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

You just know that whoever chopped that tomato in that way would happily do the same to your skull whilst cooking your brains for an afternoon snack. 

I've seen them brains before. On the covid thread 

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1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Inset day for the youngest so we’ve had a short walk and then visited the dog friendly cafe at Cannon Hall. It can be found between Wakefield and Barnsley, despite this it’s a nice place for a visit. 
 

Just a coffee for me but the lad had a seven piece farmers breakfast. Most of the ingredients were from the farm that exists on the estate.

 

£5.95.

 

He gave it a solid 8/10.

 

 

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Bit triangular 

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36 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The bacon looks like a ski slope.

The bigger bit looks like the elephant mans cock. I dread to ask if it's smoked or unsmoked and it's defo not Danish 

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2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

We had our first outing with baby_b this morning, no better way to initiate her than a walk to the local park and cafe. I've posted a brekkie from here before but it's a really solid, excellent value offering. Good quality ingredients, well cooked, £8.50 with a cup of tea.

 

8.5/10.

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The egg is the only thing here escaping any kind of criticism, although the bacon at least also looks just about edible. The toast is a disgrace, someone has shown that bread a photo of a toaster at best there. Or one side of the toaster is clearly broken, i actually can't decide. Tinned tomatoes in a ramekin, get in the bin immediately. The sausage at the bottom looks grey and raw (apart from maybe the possibility that the chef has dipped one end into a deep fat fryer). Horrendous. And as Stig says, is that Batman in the middle of the plate? I can only assume it's a mushroom, again i'm honestly not sure.  Is there a hash brown hiding underneath Batman? Difficult to tell. Too much uncertainty and the bad outweighs the good. Typical of @Spy Bee to like it as well, the deviant.  

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2 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

The egg is the only thing here escaping any kind of criticism, although the bacon at least also looks just about edible. The toast is a disgrace, someone has shown that bread a photo of a toaster at best there. Or one side of the toaster is clearly broken, i actually can't decide. Tinned tomatoes in a ramekin, get in the bin immediately. The sausage at the bottom looks grey and raw (apart from maybe the possibility that the chef has dipped one end into a deep fat fryer). Horrendous. And as Stig says, is that Batman in the middle of the plate? I can only assume it's a mushroom, again i'm honestly not sure.  Is there a hash brown hiding underneath Batman? Difficult to tell. Too much uncertainty and the bad outweighs the good. Typical of @Spy Bee to like it as well, the deviant.  

A funny as fuck critique 

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3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Inset day for the youngest so we’ve had a short walk and then visited the dog friendly cafe at Cannon Hall. It can be found between Wakefield and Barnsley, despite this it’s a nice place for a visit. 
 

Just a coffee for me but the lad had a seven piece farmers breakfast. Most of the ingredients were from the farm that exists on the estate.

 

£5.95.

 

He gave it a solid 8/10.

 

 

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Did he not say, "but Dad, why do I have to mark my breakfast?"

And then under his breath, "weirdo"

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33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The bigger bit looks like the elephant mans cock. I dread to ask if it's smoked or unsmoked and it's defo not Danish 

Unsmoked, Not sure if there is a smoked option but I’m back tomorrow before a certain sporting event and if there is I’ll ask and always go for smoked.

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2 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Did he not say, "but Dad, why do I have to mark my breakfast?"

And then under his breath, "weirdo"

I make both my children mark everything. One day I hope to see them graduate to the GF from normal life, they need to be ready. 

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1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

I make both my children mark everything. One day I hope to see them graduate to the GF from normal life, they need to be ready. 

A fine upbringing, be interesting to see what they make of some on here.

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15 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Unsmoked, Not sure if there is a smoked option but I’m back tomorrow before a certain sporting event and if there is I’ll ask and always go for smoked.

I stopped reading right there. Send the address to gerrynotgerrystillgerryadams@ira.com 

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4 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernies too. Maghull next to the railway station. £6.50. Highly recommended.EE594E54-A5AB-4038-BDF2-29809E77E355.jpeg

 

 

That tomato is out of a 1970s buffet. Absolutely no place on a breakfast and the hash brown looks fluorescent agains the cunt plate.

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5 minutes ago, Mike D said:

I don’t think I’ll be having any tea tonight. Still full from those sausages.

If you managed to eat that bacon I don't think you'll ever have tea again. RIP YNWA etc 

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4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The bigger bit looks like the elephant mans cock. I dread to ask if it's smoked or unsmoked and it's defo not Danish 

Actually, his dick was about the only bit of him that was OK, awful.

 

 

 

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Why on earth do so many eateries serve toast on the same plate as the fry-up? Are they that sodding lazy they can’t be bothered to wash up an extra plate?

 

 

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8 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Inset day for the youngest so we’ve had a short walk and then visited the dog friendly cafe at Cannon Hall. It can be found between Wakefield and Barnsley, despite this it’s a nice place for a visit. 
 

Just a coffee for me but the lad had a seven piece farmers breakfast. Most of the ingredients were from the farm that exists on the estate.

 

£5.95.

 

He gave it a solid 8/10.

 

 

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That looks very appetising. But those robbing cunt farmers including half a piece of toast as one item. I’m apoplectic here. I’m cancelling my milk delivery and heading straight to Tesco for the biggest bottle of semi skimmed I can find to level things out

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