What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

A streak for breakfast

16 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Action starts at around 18:30. Excuse the twats.

 

Shit decor.

Steak for breakfast?. No thanks.

Toast needs to be served buttered and on a separate plate.

The rest of the food, bar the hash browns and beans, looks very nice.

Cunt plates.

[Evelyn Tentions]

15 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

I think if you look at the vote you are in the minority brother.

 

Being in the majority doesn't make it a good choice. Eg Boris Johnson.

[Anubis]

22 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

Looks ok for an order off the children’s menu.

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Being in the majority doesn't make it a good choice. Eg Boris Johnson.

Fair point and we'll made.

[Barrington Womble]

On 26/10/2021 at 21:48, Belarus said:

I used to subscribe to the smoked bacon being better notion, but it isn’t. I can be in the mood for either. 
 

What really enforced this view and empowered me to vocalise it regularly, was hearing Jamie fucking Oliver saying “if it’s not smoked, it’s not bacon”. Well, it actually is you fat tongued, pretentious cunt.

If it's smoked, you might as well have kippers. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

If it's un-smoked, you might as well give noshes out 

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[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

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you wish. 

[Captain Willard]

11 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Being in the majority doesn't make it a good choice. Eg Boris Johnson.

Everything popular is wrong. Oscar Wilde 

[DalyanPete]

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

Two of the sausages are flicking you the v’s. Can’t say I blame them. 

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

I like beans on a fry up but dumping them on the bacon is fucking demented.

 

The less said about the rest, the better.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

That’s the best toast I’ve seen on here for a long time. As for the rest of it I hope you regret what you did and the injection goes in quickly 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

Looks cracking. Good job. Room for a second egg, but that’s being very picky.

[Karl_b]

An offering from the cafe in the park near ours. We never used to eat there but they've upped the quality of their breakfast offerings in the last year or so and it's now our weekend go-to. 

 

A really solid effort, good quality pork products, well cooked and a proper big mushroom. £10 including a decent cup of coffee. 7/10, would eat again.

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

Kitchen roll rep. I can’t bear greasy fingers.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The inclusion of the hash brown at the expense of the black pudding is becoming a thing, a thing which needs to stop, pronto.

 

Both are fine of course, but a brekky ain't a brekky without black pudding.

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

An offering from the cafe in the park near ours. We never used to eat there but they've upped the quality of their breakfast offerings in the last year or so and it's now our weekend go-to. 

 

A really solid effort, good quality pork products, well cooked and a proper big mushroom. £10 including a decent cup of coffee. 7/10, would eat again.

 

I dread to think what the quality used to be like.

[YorkshireRed]

18 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

An offering from the cafe in the park near ours. We never used to eat there but they've upped the quality of their breakfast offerings in the last year or so and it's now our weekend go-to. 

 

A really solid effort, good quality pork products, well cooked and a proper big mushroom. £10 including a decent cup of coffee. 7/10, would eat again.

 

Tinned tomatoes running into beans. Some good v evil shit going on there. 

[Curly]

32 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Kitchen roll rep. I can’t bear greasy fingers.

 

[Curly]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Menu.

Asda pork sausage. Unsmoked bacon(can't get smoked here) homemade potato. Fried bread. Tomatoes. Fried egg. Toast and.......beans. on top of 8 pints of Efes last night did the trick.

Egg was a bit over but I'm the cook so she got the decent egg.

All seems fine, but where are you that you can’t get smoked bacon? East Germany in 1982?

[Curly]

On 28/10/2021 at 09:07, Captain Willard said:

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

You should borrow one of @Bob Spunkmouse’s side plates he uses

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Two of the sausages are flicking you the v’s. Can’t say I blame them. 

Ha ha, sausages imported from Liverpool, prefer the fatter ones but beggers and all that. They were lovely.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

I like beans on a fry up 

You had me up to there.

Such a tough audience, it feels like Chubby Brown performing at a nuns conference.

[Jairzinho]

That bean/tomato wreckage is making me question the democratic process.

[Bjornebye]

56 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

An offering from the cafe in the park near ours. We never used to eat there but they've upped the quality of their breakfast offerings in the last year or so and it's now our weekend go-to. 

 

A really solid effort, good quality pork products, well cooked and a proper big mushroom. £10 including a decent cup of coffee. 7/10, would eat again.

 

You dirty cunt