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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
      124
    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
      71


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7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

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The pink stuff looks like the sauce that goes on an ice cream alongside a chocolate flake. 
 

If this is an attempt at fusion then it fails the first test which is that it’s not a terrible idea.

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45 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cheddar and Tabasco top right.

Is your toaster broken, mate?

 

Egg and cheese on toast is lovely, but cheese on toast, with a fried or poached egg on top of it, is much nicer. 

 

Cunt plate.

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3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Tough crowd

Are you remotely familiar with this thread whatsoever? 

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3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Tough crowd

It's brutal lid.

TBF your's looks like it was delivered cold, in a damp cardboard box, not a tin - my bad.

 

And, what was going on here - three open faced butties with and extra slice of toast? Did you run out of eggs?

Two mismatched butties?

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Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

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26 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It's brutal lid.

TBF your's looks like it was delivered cold, in a damp cardboard box, not a tin - my bad.

 

And, what was going on here - three open faced butties with and extra slice of toast? Did you run out of eggs?

Two mismatched butties?

They weren't butties, it was eggs on toast.

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14 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

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1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

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All you can eat? None of it. 

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1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

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It's not even that bad apart from the little cunts on the right. I assume you threw them at someone? 

 

Oh and triangular toast. The real reason all them fuckers drank cyanide in Jonestown. 

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2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

20210907_075132.jpg

Doesn't look that bad to me. Then again I am a complete peasant.

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On 06/09/2021 at 15:00, YorkshireRed said:

Belarus is correct.
 

The beans on a breakfast is one thing but the ‘no beans at all’ brigade need locking up. 
 

Toast on a plate, decent. Add beans, quality.

 

Fish fingers and chips, something's missing. Add beans, a balanced meal. 
 

Jacket potato, a healthy yet boring option. Add beans, now you’re talking. 
 

Sex with the wife, routine. Add beans, the mind is blown. 

You should have said: beans with Ann-Margret.

 

Rev.Riki Rachtman on Twitter: "I went & saw Tommy (movie) as a kid. The  scenes w #AnnMargret brought up some new new feelings in me. She set a  standard in sexy &

 

 

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15 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

You should have said: beans with Ann-Margret.

 

Rev.Riki Rachtman on Twitter: "I went & saw Tommy (movie) as a kid. The  scenes w #AnnMargret brought up some new new feelings in me. She set a  standard in sexy &

 

 

Paradise for a pro beaner right there. A couple of rashers of bacon and a couple of strategically placed sausages, oh yeah....

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