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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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17 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The next forum tournament should be breakfast wars. 1 breakfast per forumite, straight knockout, winner gets....errrr...something. Beans and gash browns would get even more political.

What a fucking idea 

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42 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The next forum tournament should be breakfast wars. 1 breakfast per forumite, straight knockout, winner gets....errrr...something. Beans and gash browns would get even more political.

I'd go for the wooden spoon and find the shittest breakfast

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2 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

There were some proper fucking states knocking around.

 

I'm dying but the breakfast hunt begins. 

Pics or gtfo 

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There was a bloke on the Duke of Welly statue shouting at people through the traffic cone.

 

My favourite insult he gave was; "double denim".

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2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Someone gonna be the guinea pig?

 

Just now, Bjornebye said:

They must have read the feedback from Yorkshire Reds lads effort from there last week 

If they’re going to be half price I’ll be taking him again. I might even fork out for the larger breakfast they do. 
 

My ‘Dad of the Year’ trophy is in the bag. 

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On 08/08/2021 at 13:21, TheHowieLama said:

I do like the fact that you appear to have a bacon shark cruising the slimy waters between the beans and the erm, scrambled egg.

 

Bacon Shark do doo do doo do doo

Hahahahaha 

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35 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They must have read the feedback from Yorkshire Reds lads effort from there last week 

Just seen that.

 

Morrissons should be done for child abuse.

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About to receive an airport breakfast for a surprisingly reasonable £7:50. I obviously swerved the beans but hadn't read it properly and didn't notice gash browns so I deserve what I will get

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No way anyone eating that should be allowed on a plane. They’re obviously a risk to passengers, crew and the population of wherever they’re going.

 

The box, the cat sick and the shrubbery are obviously the biggest let downs. I usually have no issue with a well maintained hash brown but I draw the line when it’s the biggest ingredient on the breakfast. A mutant hash brown should be avoided at all costs.

 

Actually the eggs and mushroom look reasonable. They’re probably hate you for allowing them to die for this shit.


I’m no fan of tomato on a breakfast but it looks as it should be.

 

Just noticed the triangular shaped bread. Obviously you requested this with this photo in mind. I guess there’s a certain kudos in that. 
 

3/10

 

Have a safe flight. 

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6 hours ago, Remmie said:

Oh christ it's in a box:

 

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The review. 

 

I swapped beans for avocado. I like avocado, even on a breakfast but this stuff tasted old and sour. It has to be fresh avocado or nothing. The mushroom was alright, a bit oily. The tomato was pretty good, maybe need another minute of cooking. Gash browns are flavourless, grease filled, dickheads and this was no exception. Send them back to Yanksville, USA. I don't remember the eggs having green shit on them, they were OK as the yokes flowed like minge plasma from yer ma, it was also not watery like most poached eggs, still fried is infinitely better. The toast was a minge bag single slice. 

 

I paid an extra £3.40 for a cappuccino which was easily the best thing about this 'experience'. So in retrospect the breakfast wasn't a very good deal when you factor in the fucking box. I also had wooden cutlery. 

 

Apart from the coffee the biggest redeeming feature was to post yet another shite breakfast on here. My conker got held back by customs. 

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I don't eat avocado but she loves it and it seems to me there's a pretty narrow window between an unripe avocado with the texture of an apple and the point when it turns into overripe mush.

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