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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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25 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

My mate’s pre cricket breakfast at Leeds Station Wetherspoons.

 

I’m having a Sausage Sandwich and a Budweiser.

 

He says it’s nice but he’s an alcoholic, drug addict, clown who, until recently, lived in a caravan. 

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If ever a plate screamed “a Wetherspoons in Leeds” 

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Apart from the egg, which has been truly ardja'd, I've seen much worse on here.

 

Good job chef microwave.

 

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23 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

I know that tinned baked beans are horrible shite and I never have them, but also think the anti-bean cognoscenti need to realise there’s a big difference between Baz’s breakfast where most of the stuff looks good and the beans are kept apart in a ramekin, and Bob’s where all the food is swimming in a cardboard box of beans.

 

The latter deserves nuclear ire and ridicule, the former isn’t too bad in the great scheme of things.

Not a fan of the ramekin personally. I think it's only there to hide the fact they hadn't spent the time to cook down the sauce properly. 

 

If I'm having beans I'd prefer them on the plate without a litre of tomato sauce.

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2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

My mate’s pre cricket breakfast at Leeds Station Wetherspoons.

 

I’m having a Sausage Sandwich and a Budweiser.

 

He says it’s nice but he’s an alcoholic, drug addict, clown who, until recently, lived in a caravan. 

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After looking at this picture I need to apply some moisturiser. 

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Just now, Code said:

Shiraz Palace, 10 out of 10. Two drinks for £10.

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Square plate. La di da bollocks. 
 
Renders everything placed upon it null and void.

 

Null and void/10. 

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On 26/08/2021 at 09:22, YorkshireRed said:

My mate’s pre cricket breakfast at Leeds Station Wetherspoons.

 

I’m having a Sausage Sandwich and a Budweiser.

 

He says it’s nice but he’s an alcoholic, drug addict, clown who, until recently, lived in a caravan. 

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They use that plate to hide weeks and weeks worth of bean juice residue.

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I do a very good full English. No fucking beans of course. Anyway I used the 'I do a very good full English' as a chat up line once, many years ago when I was crawling out of a divorce. 

Bird gave me a black eye. Had to go to the chemists the next morning to get some cream to cover it up. 

 

Fucking embarrassing that.

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6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Good effort that Code. 

The Mrs. reckons that looks the business but could do with some beans, not on the side but actually on the plate.

 

Divorce number 2 incoming. 

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4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

I do a very good full English. No fucking beans of course. Anyway I used the 'I do a very good full English' as a chat up line once, many years ago when I was crawling out of a divorce. 

Bird gave me a black eye. Had to go to the chemists the next morning to get some cream to cover it up. 

 

Fucking embarrassing that.

 

She was obviously a pro-beaner.

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5 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

I do a very good full English. No fucking beans of course. Anyway I used the 'I do a very good full English' as a chat up line once, many years ago when I was crawling out of a divorce. 

Bird gave me a black eye. Had to go to the chemists the next morning to get some cream to cover it up. 

 

Fucking embarrassing that.

Pics Dave or fuck off 

3 hours ago, Superb said:

Reported.

Nonce

3 hours ago, Stouffer said:

The Mrs. reckons that looks the business but could do with some beans, not on the side but actually on the plate.

 

Divorce number 2 incoming. 

Divorce? I reckon you should go proper deep... dark. Get some nightmare on elm street stuff going and film it for her family. 

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44 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Pics Dave or fuck off 

Nonce

Divorce? I reckon you should go proper deep... dark. Get some nightmare on elm street stuff going and film it for her family. 

In Glasgow tomorrow. Last time we were there we had a breakfast so dry it nearly gave me sunburn. 

 

Pictures will be forthcoming. 

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3 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

In Glasgow tomorrow. Last time we were there we had a breakfast so dry it nearly gave me sunburn. 

 

Pictures will be forthcoming. 

You're in Glasgow tomorrow? Hahahaha, Elm Streets got a day off mate. 

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8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You're in Glasgow tomorrow? Hahahaha, Elm Streets got a day off mate. 

Love Glasgow, best place for a night out.

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The next forum tournament should be breakfast wars. 1 breakfast per forumite, straight knockout, winner gets....errrr...something. Beans and gash browns would get even more political.

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