What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Total Longo]

On 23/08/2021 at 09:54, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Done.

Touche!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

30 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I thought I’d treat my youngest to a fancy lunch at Morrison’s Supermarket Cafe. His choice…

 

A breakfast.

Kudos, that's one of the most tragic photos I've ever seen. A child sitting as still as startled prey, dog turd sausages in front of him like a threat of violence. The slop of bean juice onto the plate hinting it was thrown in front of him with sheer disdain.

 

I've seen images of war less graphically depressing.

[YorkshireRed]

20 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Did you have anything @YorkshireRed or did you just sit there commentating on his?
 

“Look at the state of that sausage. You should be ashamed of yourself, you sick fuck”

 

”The bacon isn’t even cooked. Would have been better for you if we’d gone ahead with the abortion”

I had a Latte. I was going to eat his toast but it didn’t turn up. The place was a shit hole, service appalling and the photo demonstrates the quality of the food. 
 

He enjoyed it but I’ve spent years teaching him to have low expectations of anything and everything. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Kudos, that's one of the most tragic photos I've ever seen. A child sitting as still as startled prey, dog turd sausages in front of him like a threat of violence. The slop of bean juice onto the plate hinting it was thrown in front of him with sheer disdain.

 

I've seen images of war less graphically depressing.

The woman who served him was around 160. She could also have been in her early 20’s. Sometimes it’s hard to tell in parts of Wakefield. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I made a passionate post on here about the villainy of putting one Sausage on a brekkie, I'd just like to Caveat that by saying eating 6 sausages on a breakfast is absolutely deplorable.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I thought I’d treat my youngest to a fancy lunch at Morrison’s Supermarket Cafe. His choice…

 

A breakfast.

Fucking hell. The bacon is bad enough, but what the fuck is that next to it? 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Fucking hell. The bacon is bad enough, but what the fuck is that next to it? 

 

 

I honestly don’t know. He ate it though. All being well he’ll still be alive by the time his mother gets home from work or I’ll be in the doghouse. 

[Barrington Womble]

On 23/08/2021 at 10:18, Evelyn Tentions said:

Fucking disgusting.

Beans have no place on a fry up, whether you like them or not. A cheap plate filler introducrd by cheap transport caffs in London to fill the plate at minimal cost.Tasteless lumps of starch flavoured by a revolting imitation tomato glop full of chemical additives.

Potato things have only been used for the last few years, reconstituted mash held together by addittives. Used because its easier than making a proper fried bread slice.

That black pudding looks like it was cut with a bacon slicer. If it was any thinner you'd be able to see the plate through it.What happened to proper black puddings like this. At least the same size as the bags of meat flavoured bread crumbs sold as sausages.

I think I'll get double beans next time. 

[Remmie]

Fucking hell, served on a puddle of beans on top of a box. Absolute cunthooks.

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nowadays, I’d have two or three sausages, two rashers of bacon, two slices of black pudding, mushrooms, two tomatoes and a couple of slices of toast.

And you owe your new svelt figure to knocking the apple juice on the head.

 

Kudos.

[Mudface]

4 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Kudos, that's one of the most tragic photos I've ever seen. A child sitting as still as startled prey, dog turd sausages in front of him like a threat of violence. The slop of bean juice onto the plate hinting it was thrown in front of him with sheer disdain.

 

I've seen images of war less graphically depressing.

It's known as the 'Maddie Special' on the Morrison's menu.

[Elite]

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I thought I’d treat my youngest to a fancy lunch at Morrison’s Supermarket Cafe. His choice…

 

A breakfast.

I've just come off anti-depressants. I think it might be time to go back on them.

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

I've just come off anti-depressants. I think it might be time to go back on them.

Sorry to act as a trigger.

 

In all seriousness, hope you stay well. 

[Chip Butty]

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I thought I’d treat my youngest to a fancy lunch at Morrison’s Supermarket Cafe. His choice…

 

A breakfast.

Yorkie boy, there is no love on that plate at all.

 

A breakfast without love is a breakfast without purpose. 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

Looks like a government response to Rashford's feed-the-kids drive.

[Harry's Lad]

8 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Fucking hell. The bacon is bad enough, but what the fuck is that next to it? 

 

 

John Bobbits cock by the look of it.

 

That's gourmet compared to the shite they used to dish out in our works canteen back in the day. At least they've threatened that bacon with the grill.

[tokyojoe]

How many more times???? NO FUCKING BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony Moanero]

57 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

How many more times???? NO FUCKING BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Total Longo]

18 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nowadays, I’d have two or three sausages, two rashers of bacon, two slices of black pudding, mushrooms, two tomatoes and a couple of slices of toast.

No egg of any description, Tone? Three fried eggs to zero eggs is a hell of s step.

[Barrington Womble]

6 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

How many more times???? NO FUCKING BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would think you are in a similar minority to the anti vaxxers looking at the voting on this thread. Oh and the US Election was rigged by Chavez. 

[Remmie]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I would think you are in a similar minority to the anti vaxxers looking at the voting on this thread. Oh and the US Election was rigged by Chavez. 

More like anti-brexit

[Barrington Womble]

29 minutes ago, Remmie said:

More like anti-brexit

Nah, that was a 50/50 call! 

[Jose Jones]

I know that tinned baked beans are horrible shite and I never have them, but also think the anti-bean cognoscenti need to realise there’s a big difference between Baz’s breakfast where most of the stuff looks good and the beans are kept apart in a ramekin, and Bob’s where all the food is swimming in a cardboard box of beans.

 

The latter deserves nuclear ire and ridicule, the former isn’t too bad in the great scheme of things.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

6 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

I know that tinned baked beans are horrible shite and I never have them, but also think the anti-bean cognoscenti need to realise there’s a big difference between Baz’s breakfast where most of the stuff looks good and the beans are kept apart in a ramekin, and Bob’s where all the food is swimming in a cardboard box of beans.

 

The latter deserves nuclear ire and ridicule, the former isn’t too bad in the great scheme of things.

They're both evil; the extreme nature of the latter has just convinced you that the former is somehow almost acceptable now. Like wearing skinny jeans because at least they're not ripped and paired with gimp shoes. Have some standards man. Say no to beans.

[YorkshireRed]

My mate’s pre cricket breakfast at Leeds Station Wetherspoons.

 

I’m having a Sausage Sandwich and a Budweiser.

 

He says it’s nice but he’s an alcoholic, drug addict, clown who, until recently, lived in a caravan.