What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Paulie Dangerously]

On 08/08/2021 at 11:11, Remmie said:

What's in the bowl? 

 

Did you get any toast? Tea? 

Can't you see what he's done? He's legalised tinned fruit on a breakfast. 

[Curly]

1 minute ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Can't you see what he's done? He's legalised tinned fruit on a breakfast. 

Hahaha. Cards on the table - the fruit wasn’t mine, it was mrs bela’s. And she only ate the grapes off it. Wasteful

[Bob]

Up in Spean Bridge for 4 nights for my other half’s birthday, and some walking in the highlands.

 

after a journey up from Yorkshire that lasted for 11 hours in total, we grabbed some essentials from Morrison’s including this wonderful Simon Howie Big Breakfast Pack.

 

gotta say, had low expectations and they were so wrong.

 

 

[tokyojoe]

Just about to cook myself one prior to a certain sporting event.

 

Bangers, bacon, fried bread, fried mushrooms, fried egg.

 

And no fucking beans!!!!

[Bruce Spanner]

I really do prefer Lorne Sausages to regular.

[Barrington Womble]

I went back to ddk in pimlico this week. The choice of 1 sausage was mine - the breakfast comes with one of stuff and you top it up. 12 quid including tea. There was pretty much nothing wrong with it at all, I couldn't find anything I'd have changed really, except the white pudding was small, so I might have doubled that. All good quality food, all well cooked. And for you weird non-beaners, the beans are in a pot. I don't think I can ever give anything a 10 as the search for the perfect cooked breakfast would be over. But this is as good as I've had in a long enough time I can't recall a better one. And for that part of the world, pretty good value. 

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Great to see tomatoes treated with the respect they deserve, shown on Bob and Barry's breakfast photos.

[Elite]

We should end this thread now, back to back great looking breakfasts. Some cunt will post something obscene soon and ruin the whole positive vibe.

[YorkshireRed]

13 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

There was pretty much nothing wrong with it at all

I beg to differ. 
 

Another breakfast that’s been dragged through some shrubbery but even the majority of this wasn’t going to be seen dead on this plate so jumped right off. 
 

One of the tomatoes looks like it could tell you what it did during the war (the First World War at that).

 

No idea what those are above the black pudding but I assume they have been placed there in order to embarrass the country that gave its name to this breakfast.

 

Only one sausage! Shambles, unless you’d eaten the other three before you remembered your photography responsibilities. 
 

Bacon looks nice.

 

Never justify your bean choices to the mentalists on here. They are beyond hope. 
 

Lastly, and not strictly related to the breakfast. You appear to be wearing a pair of grey strides on a Sunday morning. Unless you are John Major in real life, this appears to be a strange choice of casual attire.

 
7/10

 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Great to see tomatoes treated with the respect they deserve, shown on Bob and Barry's breakfast photos.

The tomatoes were great too, perfectly breakfast sweet. I often can take or leave a tomato on breakfast, especially if I have beans. But those deffo made a difference. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

I beg to differ. 
 

Another breakfast that’s been dragged through some shrubbery but even the majority of this wasn’t going to bed seen dead on this plate so jumped right off. 
 

One of the tomatoes looks like it could tell you what it during the war (the First World War at that).

 

No idea what those are above the black pudding but I assume they have been placed there in order to embarrass the country that gave its name to this breakfast.

 

Only one sausage! Shambles, unless you’d eaten the other three before you remembered your photography responsibilities. 
 

Bacon looks nice.

 

Never justify your bean choices to the mentalists on here. They are beyond hope. 
 

Lastly, and not strictly related to the breakfast. You appear to be wearing a pair of grey strides on a Sunday morning. Unless you are John Major in real life, this appears to be a strange choice of casual attire.

 
7/10

 

 

 

Don't be picking on the white pudding. It was another tremendous part of the breakfast. The lack of 2nd sausage was merely to prevent me needing a sleep after. This was Wednesday, not today, so work to do and explains the strides. 9.5/10. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Don't be picking on the white pudding. It was another tremendous part of the breakfast. The lack of 2nd sausage was merely to prevent me needing a sleep after. This was Wednesday, not today, so work to do and explains the strides. 9.5/10. 

Ok - I’ll up my score to 7.5/10 for justifiable wearing of grey trousers.

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Ok - I’ll up my score to 7.5/10 for justifiable wearing of grey trousers.

Most generous of you. Now this 12 year old thread needs you to find something in Yorkshire that matches it. I think we'd all agree it would be good for the thread. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

Most generous of you. Now this 12 year old thread needs you to find something in Yorkshire that matches it. I think we'd all agree it would be good for the thread. 

I’m out for breakfast on Thursday, before a trip to the Headingley Test Match. My mate has suggested the relatively new Wetherspoons that’s close ish to the ground so we can also down a couple of pints.

 

My preference would be some independent cafe but, either way, I’ll post a photo of what I have. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m out for breakfast on Thursday, before a trip to the Headingley Test Match. My mate has suggested the relatively new Wetherspoons that’s close ish to the ground so we can also down a couple of pints.

 

My preference would be some independent cafe but, either way, I’ll post a photo of what I have. 

I feel frightened for you going to the depths of wetherspoons for breakfast. 

[Tony Moanero]

31 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Chinos? What did you have on your feet?

[Barrington Womble]

19 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Chinos? What did you have on your feet?

Nah, not chinos. Like that kind of material in a jeans cut. With stan Smiths like these. No gum some or turd brown I'm afraid. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

[tokyojoe]

59 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I went back to ddk in pimlico this week. The choice of 1 sausage was mine - the breakfast comes with one of stuff and you top it up. 12 quid including tea. There was pretty much nothing wrong with it at all, I couldn't find anything I'd have changed really, except the white pudding was small, so I might have doubled that. All good quality food, all well cooked. And for you weird non-beaners, the beans are in a pot. I don't think I can ever give anything a 10 as the search for the perfect cooked breakfast would be over. But this is as good as I've had in a long enough time I can't recall a better one. And for that part of the world, pretty good value. 

 

 

Nothing wrong with it?????? There's a load of fucking beans right in the middle of it, that's what's wrong with it!

[Barrington Womble]

12 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Nothing wrong with it?????? There's a load of fucking beans right in the middle of it, that's what's wrong with it!

Let the bean hate go. It doesn't do you or the beans any favours. 

[Curly]

2 very decent entries from Bob and Baz there. Very decent indeed 

[tokyojoe]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Let the bean hate go. It doesn't do you or the beans any favours. 

Shit. Repped by mistake. Bean haters ATTACK!! ATTACK!! ATTACK!!

[Spy Bee]

I've gradually, but definitely gone off a full fry-up. I now like smashed avocado, scrambled eggs and crispy bacon on toast, with a healthy splash of tabasco sauce. 

[Total Longo]

47 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I've gradually, but definitely gone off a full fry-up. I now like smashed avocado, scrambled eggs and crispy bacon on toast, with a healthy splash of tabasco sauce. 

Someone neg this abomination of a post.  

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Someone neg this abomination of a post.  

 

Done.