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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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37 minutes ago, belarus said:

I know - and he’s a skinny cunt too

Yeah he muat eat next to fuck all rest of week if he does 1 challenge a week.

 

Let's say he does a challenge and it is 10,000 calories....an average person would eat about 2,500 a day so 17,500 a week....he'd then have 7,500 left for other 6 days, so probably only eats about 1,250 per day on those 6.

 

Beard fella says something similar on his youtube videos....

 

Q: How come you don’t get fat? A: I eat like this for 1 hour of a 168 hour long week. In simple terms, I eat at caloric maintenance over the course of time, meaning I don’t gain weight. If you're interested in learning more, see the ‘But How Come You're Not Fat' and 'It Was Just A Normal Day...' videos available on my channel.

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42 minutes ago, an tha said:

Yeah he muat eat next to fuck all rest of week if he does 1 challenge a week.

 

Let's say he does a challenge and it is 10,000 calories....an average person would eat about 2,500 a day so 17,500 a week....he'd then have 7,500 left for other 6 days, so probably only eats about 1,250 per day on those 6.

 

Beard fella says something similar on his youtube videos....

 

Q: How come you don’t get fat? A: I eat like this for 1 hour of a 168 hour long week. In simple terms, I eat at caloric maintenance over the course of time, meaning I don’t gain weight. If you're interested in learning more, see the ‘But How Come You're Not Fat' and 'It Was Just A Normal Day...' videos available on my channel.

You’d think they would need to acclimatise their stomachs wouldn’t you? That’s mad actually - wouldn’t have thought that at all

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2 hours ago, belarus said:

Fucking tinned tomatoes. Disgrace.

 

You never get to see that lad polish off a dish. Do you reckon he does nail them or stay comfortably full?

He's said in other videos that he doesn't, as people were a bit concerned for him. He shares with the cameraman and still ends up with doggy bags apparently. He's a reviewer, not a challenge eater.

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1 minute ago, Pidge said:

He's said in other videos that he doesn't, as people were a bit concerned for him. He shares with the cameraman and still ends up with doggy bags apparently. He's a reviewer, not a challenge eater.

No, I get that. He’s a big lad though, so could have been that he nailed the food off camera in an act of man boob feeding gluttony, once the paid work was done. 

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21 minutes ago, belarus said:

You’d think they would need to acclimatise their stomachs wouldn’t you? That’s mad actually - wouldn’t have thought that at all

Yeah must be some stomach stretching that has been done to be able to eat like that even once a week.

 

It really shouldn't but it fucking fascinates me watching them - especially the speed ones where they are downing something like 20 big macs in 5 mins or whatever.

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3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Yeah must be some stomach stretching that has been done to be able to eat like that even once a week.

 

It really shouldn't but it fucking fascinates me watching them - especially the speed ones where they are downing something like 20 big macs in 5 mins or whatever.

Have you seen the competitions when they line up on a stage and eat as many burgers or hot dogs as possible in a given space of time? Fucking minging - they down water to make the buns go soggy. It’s fucking grim, but absolutely encapsulating. Is that the right word? You know what I mean.

 

I’ll find one now…

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11 minutes ago, an tha said:

Horrible.

 

Watched this one earlier 19lbs of scran....even he can't do it.

 

 

Fucking hell - I haven’t finished it yet, but eating that amount of rice must be dangerous? It will soak up all your internal fluid and continue to expand! Wouldn’t it?

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2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Stonie does a 10,115 calorie 'full english'

 

 

The bacon on that made me feel ill (never mind the rest)- it looked like the stuff you'd lard a turkey with and try a bit during cooking when you're half cut, before realising it tastes like shite.

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Just now, Mudface said:

The bacon on that made me feel ill (never mind the rest)- it looked like the stuff you'd lard a turkey with and try a bit during cooking when you're half cut, before realising it tastes like shite.

Yeah looked grim that

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35 minutes ago, Mudface said:

The bacon on that made me feel ill (never mind the rest)- it looked like the stuff you'd lard a turkey with and try a bit during cooking when you're half cut, before realising it tastes like shite.

Better than 90% of the abominations posted on here. And I include most of mine in that 

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