What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, A Red said:

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Top two fer there - f**ty on the GF and the worst brekkie posted.

 

Great work.

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

At last a breakfast we can all support

 

 

 

What’s with the smiley banana slice? Nothing to smile about here bucko. 

[A Red]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I don’t know why he’s wearing sweat bands on his wrists like a tennis player. My guess is he’s a fat fucker who hasn’t played tennis once in his whole fucking life. 

I've He's played tennis loads of times

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, A Red said:

At last a breakfast we can all support

 

 

 

 

The only things missing in that Ingurlund breakfast are a pint of Carling and a copy of The S*n.

[Bruce Spanner]

16 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

The only things missing in that Ingurlund breakfast are a pint of Carling and a copy of The S*n.

 

...and an IQ of 6.

[Elite]

31 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

...and an IQ of 6.

Which is helpful as the word search requires an IQ of 5.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Which is helpful as the word search requires an IQ of 5.

 

The Rags genuine editorial policy is to have no word or sentence structure that a nine year old wouldn't be able to understand.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

The Rags genuine editorial policy is to have no word or sentence structure that a nine year old wouldn't be able to understand.

Got to indoctrinate people as early as possible.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Go to 12:50 for the action.

[an tha]

23 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Go to 12:50 for the action.

This fella is an animal....

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Am I the only one thinking ‘what’s the fucking point?’ 
 

It can’t be enjoyable either at the time or the hours of discomfort and sluggishness while you digest it then the effluence post digestion.

 

I really don’t get the appeal.

[Carvalho Diablo]

He knocks me sick that bearded dirty get.

[Pidge]

23 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Go to 12:50 for the action.

"So, let's get some salt on"

 

Fucking hell, mate...

[Curly]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

This fella is an animal....

 

 

He’s upped his game that lad. He used to fail loads of challenges or take ages doing it.

 

He’s still no Matt Stonie though. That lad is a freak 

[Curly]

On 14/07/2021 at 19:41, Carvalho Diablo said:

Go to 12:50 for the action.

Fucking tinned tomatoes. Disgrace.

 

You never get to see that lad polish off a dish. Do you reckon he does nail them or stay comfortably full?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

Fucking tinned tomatoes. Disgrace.

 

You never get to see that lad polish off a dish. Do you reckon he does nail them or stay comfortably full?

He's got chips on it for fuck sake! 

[Curly]

Not his English breakfast one, but fuck me, how does he manage that???

[Mudface]

59 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Am I the only one thinking ‘what’s the fucking point?’ 
 

It can’t be enjoyable either at the time or the hours of discomfort and sluggishness while you digest it then the effluence post digestion.

 

I really don’t get the appeal.

It's just his job. He must make a fair whack from it through his Youtube channels, sponsorships and competitions. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

Not his English breakfast one, but fuck me, how does he manage that???

Holy shit- not sure if it was you or another poster who I was chatting with before about Stonie, but the one where he ate a ridiculous amount of crisps was painful to watch.

[Curly]

Just now, Mudface said:

Holy shit- not sure if it was you or another poster who I was chatting with before about Stonie, but the one where he ate a ridiculous amount of crisps was painful to watch.

Yes, that was us mate. And an other too I think.

 

Still get mesmerised by his speed of eating too. A large mega Mac complete meal in under a minute I think he did. How?

[Mudface]

Just now, belarus said:

Yes, that was us mate. And an other too I think.

 

Still get mesmerised by his speed of eating too. A large mega Mac complete meal in under a minute I think he did. How?

It's genuinely amazing. I get indigestion just thinking about it, never mind actually swallowing what must be only partially chewed food.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

It's just his job. He must make a fair whack from it through his Youtube channels, sponsorships and competitions. 

 

Yeah, I get that, but it's the whole competitive/challenge eating thing i just don't understand.

 

This is a challenge near me...

 

 

What do you get out of it after the first 10/20 mouthfulls apart from uncomfortably full and lethargic?

 

Just don't get it, though I really want a burger now.

 

 

[an tha]

41 minutes ago, belarus said:

He’s upped his game that lad. He used to fail loads of challenges or take ages doing it.

 

He’s still no Matt Stonie though. That lad is a freak 

Been watching Matt Stonie videos recently.

 

Fucking unreal.

 

Watched him eat about 9lbs of curry and rice plus sides the other day....a freak.

 

 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Been watching Matt Stonie videos recently.

 

Fucking unreal.

 

Watched him eat about 9lbs of curry and rice plus sides the other day....a freak.

 

 

I know - and he’s a skinny cunt too