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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Mate, I couldn’t fall out with someone whose favourite film is Stand By Me. I’d just have your mushrooms and tomatoes, as well as mine!

Haha. I owe you a rep once I refill.

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5 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I got smashed last night, so I needed a fry up for recovery before travelling back home. 

 

I went to a place called DDK on Warwick Way in SW1. It was pretty fucking good, in fact the only thing I would change would be to add another sausage and bacon. 

2 eggs, beans, tomato, 2 hash browns, sausage, bacon, black pudding, white pudding, 1 toast & tea. £10.90

 

9/10 and would have been 10 had it had that extra bacon and sausage. It was the nicest breakfast I have had for some time. 

 

 

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Repped for the lack of fungus as ever.

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6 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I got smashed last night, so I needed a fry up for recovery before travelling back home. 

 

I went to a place called DDK on Warwick Way in SW1. It was pretty fucking good, in fact the only thing I would change would be to add another sausage and bacon. 

2 eggs, beans, tomato, 2 hash browns, sausage, bacon, black pudding, white pudding, 1 toast & tea. £10.90

 

9/10 and would have been 10 had it had that extra bacon and sausage. It was the nicest breakfast I have had for some time. 

 

 

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That's tremendous Barry.

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13 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I suspect that’s a coffee as well you fucking deviant. 

Nah mate, it was a tea h partially drunk by the time the food turned up, so it was full to begin with. 

13 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

@Barrington Womble, had the sauce been refrigerated?

Dunno mate. Ketchup is just like fucking liquid sugar to me, I settle for bean juice to bring the moisture. I only really do spicy sauces and I don't do spicy for breakfast. 

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3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Nah mate, it was a tea h partially drunk by the time the food turned up, so it was full to begin with. 

Dunno mate. Ketchup is just like fucking liquid sugar to me, I settle for bean juice to bring the moisture. I only really do spicy sauces and I don't do spicy for breakfast. 


Sirracha or Chipotle Mayo on a bacon sandwich is a revelation.

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16 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

An extra rasher of bacon, an extra sausage, extra toast, but let it cool a bit first before buttering, lose the black and the white puddings and the shrubbery, a FULL cup of tea and that would be spot on.

 

The black pudding is the best thing on the plate.

I love black pudding.

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13 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

It’s the best looking breakfast for a fucking long time. 
 

As others have said, extra sausage and bacon, lose the greenery, extra toast and ask them to turn the toaster up 2 notches. 
 

Oh, and next time, don’t serve it on a cunt plate. 

It'd make a mess if you just plonked it all on the table

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3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged. Mayonnaise is for bastards, and I can’t bear the abbreviated form of the word.

 

Good point, Tone.

 

Gonna go take a long hard look at myself in the mirror.

 

Did just have some Kewpie Mayo with tuna for lunch though, that was lovely, maybe I'm too conflicted to be fixed.

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