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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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19 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

And can someone please explain to the restaurant staff that there is a knob on the toaster and of

you move it clockwise you will actually get toast.

Looks like it was done on one of those fold down ironing boards.

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3 hours ago, Remmie said:

The breakfast isn't Ukrainian in any way, the cafe is Ukrainian ran and serve traditional food later in the day. 

Traditional ?!

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

Chicken Kiev’s 

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The eggs look like a gala pie slice but made out of chicken. Horrendous. 
 

Toast? Ha ha ha. That’s not toast. To be toast it would need to be toasted. Or at least have been in the same room as a flame or wire heater of some sort.

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3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

What is a traditional Ukrainian breakfast?

Syrnicki - deep fried cheese balls served with sour cream. The cheese is very light like cottage cheese, combined with flour and deep fried. 

 

There may be some more meatier traditional breakfasts but I wouldn't know because I don't eat the filthy mother fucker

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10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Syrnicki - deep fried cheese balls served with sour cream. The cheese is very light like cottage cheese, combined with flour and deep fried. 

 

There may be some more meatier traditional breakfasts but I wouldn't know because I don't eat the filthy mother fucker

Cheese and sour cream sounds good to me!

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3 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

If you ask nicely, maybe they'll serve some Ukrainian food earlier. If you Donetsk, you don't get.

That's a truly abysmal pun. Repped. 

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9 hours ago, Remmie said:

This was Ukrainian cafe in London called XIX. It was their interpretation of a full veggie breakfast. I swapped beans for a second egg, but hadn't noticed fucking tater tots, otherwise I would have swerved that. It was £6.60 without a hot drink so I ordered a cappuccino for an extra £2.50. Considering this was in Stratford, London it was pretty good value. 

 

I can already feel the fume, rightly so for the eggs, less so from the move away from a traditional breakfast. The guacamole, mushrooms in a creamy sauce and Halloumi were the stars of the show and even the yank potato cunt balls weren't too bad when dipped in the guacamole. The eggs, oh dear the eggs. If Ukraine was serving them up in Crimea, the Russians would have left well alone. Overcooked in one of those little ring things to give off a macdonalds breakfast vibe just made them bland and oily. 

 

I'm sure the triangular toast will be causing palpatations and yearnings to self harm amongst some of you, I would have preferred an intact toast but didn't let it ruin my day.

 

I would have liked some tomatoes instead of the potato cysts and possibly a good quality veggie sausage but overall this was far better than it looked. 

 

 

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Holy Mother of God

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17 hours ago, Anubis said:

The eggs look like a gala pie slice but made out of chicken. Horrendous. 
 

Toast? Ha ha ha. That’s not toast. To be toast it would need to be toasted. Or at least have been in the same room as a flame or wire heater of some sort.

 

A Scottish fella had the same complaint when he was there too. "Dnipropetrovsk", the waiter claimed the fella told him.

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I've been scared to come out with for too long now. I like my toast lightly toasted. I know that seems to upset a lot of people but it's who I am, goddammit.

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1 hour ago, mgw100 said:

I've been scared to come out with for too long now. I like my toast lightly toasted. I know that seems to upset a lot of people but it's who I am, goddammit.

I hear you, brother.

 

If I’m having beans on toast, or anything “on toast” in fact, get that bread toasted, properly.


Otherwise, a bit of colour and a bit of crunch is all I want.

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1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I hear you, brother.

 

If I’m having beans on toast, or anything “on toast” in fact, get that bread toasted, properly.


Otherwise, a bit of colour and a bit of crunch is all I want.

Bastards on toast neg.

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1 hour ago, mgw100 said:

I've been scared to come out with for too long now. I like my toast lightly toasted. I know that seems to upset a lot of people but it's who I am, goddammit.

Another vote for lightly toasted although it’s just ‘toasted’ in my head.

 

What really gets me is that being served shite industrially made bread with these breakfasts seems to pass without comment. Heathens the lot of ye…except maybe @mgw100 and @Bruce Spanner

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