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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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2 hours ago, Trumo said:

For all the talk about wanting that guy to be a Youtube success because he has 3 kids and lost his wife recently, while he's off gallivanting around the country polishing off every breakfast going, who is looking after said kids?

 

Take that bitchy shit to mumsnet

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On 01/05/2021 at 13:01, Mil-ing Around said:

 

Yeah, i like him too, seems like a genuine fella. Doesn't give a fuck when he goes to these places, sets up his own table right outside and films on a main road haha. 

 

 

I thought that too mate. Adam Richmond (man v food) started to get serious health problems after years of eating all that food and that's why he stopped. Hopefully this guy looks after himself at some point.

 

Seems like somebody was looking down on him, its damn hard to get the youtube algorithm to bump such a small content creator on to the home page of such a big platform and into 1000's of peoples recommended lists. He will be a millionaire inside 2 years with his current growth on youtube though. His viewership numbers per video and subscriber numbers are crazy high and gaining at a rapid rate. Nice story, hope he makes it big for him and his kids. 

My young cousin is gamer and has a you tube channel dedicated to some game called Roblox. She's only just turned 19 and has 300k subscribers. My uncle (her grandad) told me she making a serious fucking wedge out of it. 

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37 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

My young cousin is gamer and has a you tube channel dedicated to some game called Roblox. She's only just turned 19 and has 300k subscribers. My uncle (her grandad) told me she making a serious fucking wedge out of it. 

I had no idea people made money from YouTube. When you say subscribers, do people have paid subscriptions to watch shit on there?

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10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I had no idea people made money from YouTube. When you say subscribers, do people have paid subscriptions to watch shit on there?

I think it's through sponsored ads and allowing ads to be played Tone along with live streaming. You can subscribe for free. There are some channels that have paying subscribers as well. 

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8 hours ago, Trumo said:

For all the talk about wanting that guy to be a Youtube success because he has 3 kids and lost his wife recently, while he's off gallivanting around the country polishing off every breakfast going, who is looking after said kids?

I'd imagine he leaves them to fend for themselves. We do it with our 9 year old all the time.

 

He's fine as long as we leave him plenty of whisky and cigars.

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10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Knife and fork. 


Fuck off Tone. 
 

No one eats a bap with a knife and fork.*
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Apart from you squire. 

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9 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Fuck off Tone. 
 

No one eats a bap with a knife and fork.*
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Apart from you squire. 

Haha. I began using a knife and fork to eat sandwiches with messy fillings about ten years ago, when I grew a 1970s New York pimp-style moustache, and haven’t looked back.

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9 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus overdid it last night and is hanging this morning so made her a breakfast bap. 
 

 

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Looks nice. I’m not sure I could open my mouth wide enough to eat it though. 

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38 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Anybody here have a question asked?

I asked if he'd rather eat a monkey with a knife or a bear with beans, but the arrogant prick never answered. He's obviously forgotten his roots already now he's a superstar.

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20 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus overdid it last night and is hanging this morning so made her a breakfast bap. 
 

 

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Looks absolutely belting that, though I reckon I’d be happier with half as much of everything 

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20 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus overdid it last night and is hanging this morning so made her a breakfast bap. 
 

 

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Did you really make it for her or was it really so you could take pictures on here while it was getting cold?

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3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Did you really make it for her or was it really so you could take pictures on here while it was getting cold?

 

Anthony Bourdain & Keith Flloyd will be misty eyed at the technical prowess of a sausage, bacon, mushroom and egg sandwich. 

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23 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus overdid it last night and is hanging this morning so made her a breakfast bap. 
 

 

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That looks outstanding although I'm not sure about the sausages not being separated from each other. Can imagine that being very messy to eat. 

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Would eat, without the mushroom and 2 eggs is too much, an Egg is a nice addition but it's not something you want too much of on a butty, plus who the fuck gives a shit about presentation when you're hungover, bring me the butty and stop cleaning the plate you cunt, is what I'd be thinking.

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On 03/05/2021 at 11:12, lifetime fan said:

The missus overdid it last night and is hanging this morning so made her a breakfast bap. 
 

 

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Looks a bit 'undercooked' for your liking!

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33 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Would eat, without the mushroom and 2 eggs is too much, an Egg is a nice addition but it's not something you want too much of on a butty, plus who the fuck gives a shit about presentation when you're hungover, bring me the butty and stop cleaning the plate you cunt, is what I'd be thinking.


I’d never have egg or mushroom. 
 

I had sausage, bacon and black pudding. 

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On 02/05/2021 at 20:35, Tony Moanero said:

I had no idea people made money from YouTube. When you say subscribers, do people have paid subscriptions to watch shit on there?

 

On 02/05/2021 at 20:45, KMD7 said:

I think it's through sponsored ads and allowing ads to be played Tone along with live streaming. You can subscribe for free. There are some channels that have paying subscribers as well. 


They sell “merch” as well. My youngest has a tracksuit from the one she watches play Minecraft, whilst our older girl used to watch an English lad who is currently estimated to be worth £25m, all made from playing the same game and uploading it for kids to watch. 
 

I just need to add here - I fucking hate Minecraft. 

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