What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

10 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

The “Full Spread” at Mother Duck cafe in Goolwa, South Australia.

 

The Bad

Didn’t offer me a choice of egg, just came with poached, which were a bit overdone.

I like avocado, but this was tasteless mush.

Mini Roma tomatoes, had touched the pan for about 2 seconds

You can’t see it, but there was also a pork sausage on the plate, it was very small.

The green cress stuff, didn’t eat that obviously.

 

The Good

There were two full rashers of bacon all folded up there, good quality bacon.

The half cut sausage was chorizo, also tasty.

Good mushroom.

Sourdough toast was thick and crunchy.

 

Verdict: 4/10

 

 

 

Glad I've never been to Australia now. 

[cloggypop]

Worse than the deadly wildlife that. 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Glad I've never been to Australia now. 

Don't, it's full of hideous poisonous creatures. 

 

The snakes and spiders are a bit dangerous too.

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

The “Full Spread” at Mother Duck cafe in Goolwa, South Australia.

 

The Bad

Didn’t offer me a choice of egg, just came with poached, which were a bit overdone.

I like avocado, but this was tasteless mush.

Mini Roma tomatoes, had touched the pan for about 2 seconds

You can’t see it, but there was also a pork sausage on the plate, it was very small.

The green cress stuff, didn’t eat that obviously.

 

The Good

There were two full rashers of bacon all folded up there, good quality bacon.

The half cut sausage was chorizo, also tasty.

Good mushroom.

Sourdough toast was thick and crunchy.

 

Verdict: 4/10

 

 

 

You were looking for the "Post a picture of your camel-toe and dinner plate" thread. 

[Curly]

19 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

The “Full Spread” at Mother Duck cafe in Goolwa, South Australia.

 

The Bad

Didn’t offer me a choice of egg, just came with poached, which were a bit overdone.

I like avocado, but this was tasteless mush.

Mini Roma tomatoes, had touched the pan for about 2 seconds

You can’t see it, but there was also a pork sausage on the plate, it was very small.

The green cress stuff, didn’t eat that obviously.

 

The Good

There were two full rashers of bacon all folded up there, good quality bacon.

The half cut sausage was chorizo, also tasty.

Good mushroom.

Sourdough toast was thick and crunchy.

 

Verdict: 4/10

 

 

 

The breakfast is an abomination, but I’ve repped you for passive aggressively getting your own crotch in the picture, like a big “fuck you” to anyone who would understandably be angry with you for eating a breakfast with salad on it.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, belarus said:

The breakfast is an abomination, but I’ve repped you for passive aggressively getting your own crotch in the picture, like a big “fuck you” to anyone who would understandably be angry with you for eating a breakfast with salad on it.

I wish I could unsee that. 

[Curly]

1 minute ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

I wish I could unsee that. 

Hahaha

[Jose Jones]

10 hours ago, belarus said:

The breakfast is an abomination, but I’ve repped you for passive aggressively getting your own crotch in the picture, like a big “fuck you” to anyone who would understandably be angry with you for eating a breakfast with salad on it.

Haha, second smallest sausage in the picture.

 

[Barrington Womble]

So chaos in the Wom household today needing to get some things sorted. But I want a load of ale through the match, so I found time knock together a lunch time breakfast to ensure I had a reasonable lining on my stomach for the booze, which I was starting at 3. Youngest Wom had taken to eating just the white of eggs, so I attempted to add her yoke to my 2, but as you can see, I fucked that up. Still, it was a great breakfast and I'm still stuffed. Both the sausage (olde English pork recipe) and black pudding are from the local butcher, delicious. I had a cheese boule from the Asda to go with this. Considering there was no real care, it was mostly stuff salvaged from the freezer, I really enjoyed it. 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

16 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

So chaos in the Wom household today needing to get some things sorted. But I want a load of ale through the match, so I found time knock together a lunch time breakfast to ensure I had a reasonable lining on my stomach for the booze, which I was starting at 3. Youngest Wom had taken to eating just the white of eggs, so I attempted to add her yoke to my 2, but as you can see, I fucked that up. Still, it was a great breakfast and I'm still stuffed. Both the sausage (olde English pork recipe) and black pudding are from the local butcher, delicious. I had a cheese boule from the Asda to go with this. Considering there was no real care, it was mostly stuff salvaged from the freezer, I really enjoyed it. 

 

 

 

Fuck's going on with those eggs, Baz?

[Bjornebye]

Thats my day fucking ruined 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

So chaos in the Wom household today needing to get some things sorted. But I want a load of ale through the match, so I found time knock together a lunch time breakfast to ensure I had a reasonable lining on my stomach for the booze, which I was starting at 3. Youngest Wom had taken to eating just the white of eggs, so I attempted to add her yoke to my 2, but as you can see, I fucked that up. Still, it was a great breakfast and I'm still stuffed. Both the sausage (olde English pork recipe) and black pudding are from the local butcher, delicious. I had a cheese boule from the Asda to go with this. Considering there was no real care, it was mostly stuff salvaged from the freezer, I really enjoyed it. 

 

 

Those hash browns are like Boycott and Brearley trying to fend off the West Indies pace attack in a valiant, yet futile, exercise; and the beans are the ball map of all the vicious bouncers. You can see poor Brearley is in trouble there, and has just received a bad rap on his knee pad.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Those hash browns are like Boycott and Brearley trying to fend off the West Indies pace attack in a valiant, yet futile, exercise; and the beans are the ball map of all the vicious bouncers. You can see poor Brearley is in trouble there, and has just received a bad rap on his knee pad.

To be fair, the beans can go where they want for me. 

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Fuck's going on with those eggs, Baz?

As I said mate, that thing down the middle is my daughter's yoke, which I broke making her egg white only deal. Otherwise they're beautifully fried in the tiniest bit of butter with a lid on the pan to the top cooks without being the bottom or a requirement to spash some fat. 

[Pidge]

 

[Trumo]

19 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

As I said mate, that thing down the middle is my daughter's yoke, which I broke making her egg white only deal. Otherwise they're beautifully fried in the tiniest bit of butter with a lid on the pan to the top cooks without being the bottom or a requirement to spash some fat. 

 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

I've been banned off twitter for less offensive stuff than that. The bacon is actually.... the bacon touching the fukcing banana Pidge. You follow some dirty stupid bastards 

[mattyq]

34 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

That's got to be American

They can very many great things with the brunch, bbq and ribs and high quality cow products but the shite sausages and bacon are the dregs of the world and a stain on humanity

[Mudface]

Christ, all the replies are praising the dirty bitch.

[TheHowieLama]

On 17/01/2021 at 11:03, Barrington Womble said:

 

 

 

20 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

As I said mate, that thing down the middle is my daughter's yoke, which I broke making her egg white only deal. Otherwise they're beautifully fried in the tiniest bit of butter with a lid on the pan to the top cooks without being the bottom or a requirement to spash some fat. 

Yoke?? Is this some kind of joke?

It looks like those eggs have a yoke made of yolk.

 

In any case My Daughter's Yoke is a great band name.

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

In any case My Daughter's Yoke is a great band name.

Yeah but imagine the type you'd get turning up to gigs. 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I've been banned off twitter for less offensive stuff than that. The bacon is actually.... the bacon touching the fukcing banana Pidge. You follow some dirty stupid bastards 

Not a follow, but some dickhead I followed actually liked it. Fixed it tho, blocked Turdseye now.

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Christ, all the replies are praising the dirty bitch.

I know! Made me laugh as this thread has conditioned me to expect otherwise. They seem genuinely proud of what they posted. Incredible.

[Bjornebye]

Richmond Meat Free Sausages, Scrambled Egg, Vegan Black Pudding, Cherry Tomatoes and Sardines. Come at me. 

 

[Mudface]

[Jairzinho]