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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

People negging a well cooked and tasty breakfast on here ought to hang their heads in shame. Feel like I’m taking the brunt of that VAR bullshit. It’s not right, but if it helps you through I suppose I’m ok with it.

 

i found getting pissed is helping me.


Negged.

 

No FF on the GF.

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39 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

People negging a well cooked and tasty breakfast on here ought to hang their heads in shame. Feel like I’m taking the brunt of that VAR bullshit. It’s not right, but if it helps you through I suppose I’m ok with it.

 

i found getting pissed is helping me.


Negged for ‘avo’ and negged for bitching about being negged. 

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3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


Negged for ‘avo’ and negged for bitching about being negged. 

Repped for correctly policing the GF. 

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Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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I’m assuming you’re pleasantly surprised because you’re homeless and haven’t eaten for three days?

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3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’m assuming you’re pleasantly surprised because you’re homeless and haven’t eaten for three days?

The visuals don’t do it justice. Bought from a farm so all locally sourced. The black pudding was top fucking drawer.

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Toast? We don’t need no stinking toast.

Haha - that was pretty undercooked to be fair. Just looks like a pile of yeast, salt and water to Lifetime Fan probably 

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44 minutes ago, belarus said:

Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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How has the bread made the butter melt?

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53 minutes ago, belarus said:

The visuals don’t do it justice. Bought from a farm so all locally sourced. The black pudding was top fucking drawer.

Haha - that was pretty undercooked to be fair. Just looks like a pile of yeast, salt and water to Lifetime Fan probably 

Seems to be happening to the sausage also. Did they use a candle to cook them?

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1 hour ago, belarus said:

Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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Were you eating it off the kitchen floor?

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Just now, TheBitch said:

Just thrown this together in work. Neg away you sluts. 

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‘Thrown’ being the key word here 

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1 minute ago, TheBitch said:

Fuckin’ @Remmie  

Very decent of you to take the heat off Belarus with that disgraceful plate. The unrelenting bean mass has breached the sausage breakwater and already claimed a sad egg. Maybe they can warm up those still frozen hash brown cunts. And the plate. Marone. 

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1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

Just thrown this together in work. Neg away you sluts. 

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Pretty much perfect that. 

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1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

Just thrown this together in work. Neg away you sluts. 

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Good effort.

 

Fuck off those tin tomatoes and add some toast.

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Picked up these from the local farm shop. Toyed with having one for breakfast but figured the kidney and lamb might be a bit much in the morning 

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2 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Picked up these from the local farm shop. Toyed with having one for breakfast but figured the kidney and lamb might be a bit much in the morning 

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Take it the mixed grill thread.

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3 hours ago, belarus said:

Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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Nice to see some proper attention paid to the perennial breakfast bridesmaid - the tomato. Looks like it spent more than the usual milisecond in the pan.

 

Mushrooms a nice little bonus. Shame about the beans, slap-bang in the middle, touching everything. Should have been quarantined in a little bowl at the side, so you could put it on your albino toast at the end. Obviously a logistical nightmare to achieve, with a takeaway.

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2 hours ago, DJLJ said:

Seems to be happening to the sausage also. Did they use a candle to cook them?

The sausages were perfect mate - honestly, must be the picture

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