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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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On 08/10/2020 at 11:24, Karl_b said:

Yesterday's effort was from Tilly's of Castelon, in the Peak District.

 

All pork products were sourced form a local farm:

 

2 x superb quality sausages (one hiding under the egg)

2 x well cooked, thick, smoked bacon

1 x perfectly cooked fried egg

1 x moist, delicious black pudding

Well grilled tomato

Mushrooms - good (hidden under the egg)

Beans - superb, naturally

Toast - cut in to triangles, pre-buttered

It also came with potatoes (again under the egg) which had obviously been fried in the bacon fat, I wouldn't choose them but they were tasty

 

A little on the expensive side - £14 (an extra £1 for the black pudding, £1 extra for a sasuage for dog, plus coffee and an orange juice) but absolutely excellent quality.

 

9/10, as good a fry-up as I've had in a long, long time.

 

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Oh, good lord! That looks the bee’s knees that mate. Event the green shite gets a pass

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9 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My brekkie this morning. 

No tomato because I don't like grilled tomatoes,

No mushrooms because I don't like them either and no black pudding because it's fucking vile.

Two slices of toast cut in half so you can make a sausage and bacon butty out of them, not cut the poncey diagonal way, on a different plate but out of shot and a mug of freshly filtered coffee also out of shot.

The bacon is lightly smoked and the sausages are coarse cut pork and the hash browns are lovely and crispy but soft in the middle. 

By courtesy of my Missus.

Lovely.

 

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It looks like I’d enjoy it at the time, but the 3 shite oven hash browns would leave me feeling horrible after it. 
 

It’s not a breakfast either - it’s a quick dinner or last minute tea.

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9 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My brekkie this morning. 

No tomato because I don't like grilled tomatoes,

No mushrooms because I don't like them either and no black pudding because it's fucking vile.

Two slices of toast cut in half so you can make a sausage and bacon butty out of them, not cut the poncey diagonal way, on a different plate but out of shot and a mug of freshly filtered coffee also out of shot.

The bacon is lightly smoked and the sausages are coarse cut pork and the hash browns are lovely and crispy but soft in the middle. 

By courtesy of my Missus.

Lovely.

 

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Four slices of bread and butter, please. I’m having a sausage butty and a bacon and egg butty. You can throw the beans and hashbrowns in the bin.

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2 hours ago, Mudface said:

I think I'd rather stay at home and shit in a bucket than have to endure a weekly Premier Inn breakfast.

Doesn't that depend on the premier Inn because they don't always cook it depends on who they're attached to? I've had some terrible breakfasts at premier inns, but I've had some half decent ones too, strangely mostly when it's been a buffet. 

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12 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My brekkie this morning. 

No tomato because I don't like grilled tomatoes,

No mushrooms because I don't like them either and no black pudding because it's fucking vile.

Two slices of toast cut in half so you can make a sausage and bacon butty out of them, not cut the poncey diagonal way, on a different plate but out of shot and a mug of freshly filtered coffee also out of shot.

The bacon is lightly smoked and the sausages are coarse cut pork and the hash browns are lovely and crispy but soft in the middle. 

By courtesy of my Missus.

Lovely.

 

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Did she really need to deep fry the eggs. Hash browns and 3 tins of beans is a cunt's trick. 

 

Most upsetting though is the lack of keys, conker, toast and tea in shot. 

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Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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That stuff pretending to be bacon looks like it’s been placed in a cross symbol warning people that the plague lies beyond it. 

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57 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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Negged. I’d eat that, though.

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2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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Fuck you Bob. Day ruined

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Bob’s lah-de-dah fancy breakfast.

 

Actually, it looks perfectly nice, albeit I’d have gone with guacamole over straight avocado. The sort of thing aRdja would pay £20 for.

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Yeah, as trendy as avocados might be they are delicious. Sourdough toast with Scrambled eggs, avocado/guacamole, tomatoes and some hot sauce is a regular brunch here.

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3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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No fucking way. You don’t have anything green for breakfast. It’s the breakfast equivalent of shagging your cousin, decent people just don’t do it. That said, it does look tasty but no, I’m not doing it. 

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Bob’s lah-de-dah fancy breakfast.

 

Actually, it looks perfectly nice, albeit I’d have gone with guacamole over straight avocado. The sort of thing aRdja would pay £20 for.

Just avocado and plenty of salt is all it needs. I’d not be offended at all with some Tabasco on top, but didn’t think of it this time.

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56 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Yeah, as trendy as avocados might be they are delicious. Sourdough toast with Scrambled eggs, avocado/guacamole, tomatoes and some hot sauce is a regular brunch here.

Would be perfectly at home in the Middle Class Generalisation Thread this. 

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3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

I bought some veggie black pudding from Matta's on Thursday for an impending cooked breakfast.

 

I'm pre-warning people now so they can get used to the idea.

I don't know what you bought, but it wasn't black pudding. 

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People negging a well cooked and tasty breakfast on here ought to hang their heads in shame. Feel like I’m taking the brunt of that VAR bullshit. It’s not right, but if it helps you through I suppose I’m ok with it.

 

i found getting pissed is helping me.

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