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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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20 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Yesterday's effort was from Tilly's of Castelon, in the Peak District.

 

All pork products were sourced form a local farm:

 

2 x superb quality sausages (one hiding under the egg)

2 x well cooked, thick, smoked bacon

1 x perfectly cooked fried egg

1 x moist, delicious black pudding

Well grilled tomato

Mushrooms - good (hidden under the egg)

Beans - superb, naturally

Toast - cut in to triangles, pre-buttered

It also came with potatoes (again under the egg) which had obviously been fried in the bacon fat, I wouldn't choose them but they were tasty

 

A little on the expensive side - £14 (an extra £1 for the black pudding, £1 extra for a sasuage for dog, plus coffee and an orange juice) but absolutely excellent quality.

 

9/10, as good a fry-up as I've had in a long, long time.

 

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Looks decent, although leaving part of the hedge they dragged it through on the way to your table is a concern. 
 

I’ve actually stayed in the Youth Hostel in Castleton. If memory serves the breakfast was decent there as well and at least half the price. 

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49 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Yesterday's effort was from Tilly's of Castelon, in the Peak District.

 

All pork products were sourced form a local farm:

 

2 x superb quality sausages (one hiding under the egg)

2 x well cooked, thick, smoked bacon

1 x perfectly cooked fried egg

1 x moist, delicious black pudding

Well grilled tomato

Mushrooms - good (hidden under the egg)

Beans - superb, naturally

Toast - cut in to triangles, pre-buttered

It also came with potatoes (again under the egg) which had obviously been fried in the bacon fat, I wouldn't choose them but they were tasty

 

A little on the expensive side - £14 (an extra £1 for the black pudding, £1 extra for a sasuage for dog, plus coffee and an orange juice) but absolutely excellent quality.

 

9/10, as good a fry-up as I've had in a long, long time.

 

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Looks tasty.

 

Still, given that description, I think that if you ever write an autobiography you need to call it 'Hiding Under the Egg'. 

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3 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Yesterday's effort was from Tilly's of Castelon, in the Peak District.

 

All pork products were sourced form a local farm:

 

2 x superb quality sausages (one hiding under the egg)

2 x well cooked, thick, smoked bacon

1 x perfectly cooked fried egg

1 x moist, delicious black pudding

Well grilled tomato

Mushrooms - good (hidden under the egg)

Beans - superb, naturally

Toast - cut in to triangles, pre-buttered

It also came with potatoes (again under the egg) which had obviously been fried in the bacon fat, I wouldn't choose them but they were tasty

 

A little on the expensive side - £14 (an extra £1 for the black pudding, £1 extra for a sasuage for dog, plus coffee and an orange juice) but absolutely excellent quality.

 

9/10, as good a fry-up as I've had in a long, long time.

 

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Ketchup and not HP on a breakfast? 
 

You sick fuck. 

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2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Impossible to tell from the photograph, in my opinion. Black pudding should be crisp on the outside, soft on the inside.

Every single  breakfast  posted has had really stingy servings of black pudding. Miserable bastards. Black puddings  used to be bigger than sausages, not a 1/4 inch fucking slice.

I love black puddings me.

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16 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Every single  breakfast  posted has had really stingy servings of black pudding. Miserable bastards. Black puddings  used to be bigger than sausages, not a 1/4 inch fucking slice.

I love black puddings me.

For £14/15 I’d want; two sausages, two or three rashers of bacon, two eggs, two or three generous slices of black pudding, mushrooms, a whole tomato, two or three slices of toast.

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3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

For £14/15 I’d want; two sausages, two or three rashers of bacon, two eggs, two or three generous slices of black pudding, mushrooms, a whole tomato, two or three slices of toast.

Ardja pays that for extra salt. 

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11 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Yesterday's effort was from Tilly's of Castelon, in the Peak District.

 

All pork products were sourced form a local farm:

 

2 x superb quality sausages (one hiding under the egg)

2 x well cooked, thick, smoked bacon

1 x perfectly cooked fried egg

1 x moist, delicious black pudding

Well grilled tomato

Mushrooms - good (hidden under the egg)

Beans - superb, naturally

Toast - cut in to triangles, pre-buttered

It also came with potatoes (again under the egg) which had obviously been fried in the bacon fat, I wouldn't choose them but they were tasty

 

A little on the expensive side - £14 (an extra £1 for the black pudding, £1 extra for a sasuage for dog, plus coffee and an orange juice) but absolutely excellent quality.

 

9/10, as good a fry-up as I've had in a long, long time.

 

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Where's this perfectly cooked egg then, because all I see is something that looks like it has an aggressive fungal disease. 

 

Bean soup and salad are bizarre additions to a breakfast. Where's the tea? 

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