What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

Simply the best cafe on moss lane in orrell park. Looks a whole lot worse than it tasted. It's what they call their all day breakfast. There's a choice of hash brown of fungus, which was an easy one for me. I'd sooner not have the tomatoes as a rule (and I think it should be beams or tomatoes not both), but I actually quite enjoyed them. I'd prefer the bacon more cooked, the sausages were really tasty, the egg was goid and the ulster fry cooked perfectly.  7/10

 

Tea

2 toast

Egg,

Hash brown

2 bacon

2 sausage

Beans

Tomatoes

£5

+ 2 slices of Ulster Fry @ £1.20

 

£6.20 all in. Cracking value. 

 

 

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Simply the best cafe on moss lane in orrell park. Looks a whole lot worse than it tasted. It's what they call their all day breakfast. There's a choice of hash brown of fungus, which was an easy one for me. I'd sooner not have the tomatoes as a rule (and I think it should be beams or tomatoes not both), but I actually quite enjoyed them. I'd prefer the bacon more cooked, the sausages were really tasty, the egg was goid and the ulster fry cooked perfectly.  7/10

 

Tea

2 toast

Egg,

Hash brown

2 bacon

2 sausage

Beans

Tomatoes

£5

+ 2 slices of Ulster Fry @ £1.20

 

£6.20 all in. Cracking value. 

 

 

That looks rank.

[Curly]

12 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Simply the best cafe on moss lane in orrell park. Looks a whole lot worse than it tasted. It's what they call their all day breakfast. There's a choice of hash brown of fungus, which was an easy one for me. I'd sooner not have the tomatoes as a rule (and I think it should be beams or tomatoes not both), but I actually quite enjoyed them. I'd prefer the bacon more cooked, the sausages were really tasty, the egg was goid and the ulster fry cooked perfectly.  7/10

 

Tea

2 toast

Egg,

Hash brown

2 bacon

2 sausage

Beans

Tomatoes

£5

+ 2 slices of Ulster Fry @ £1.20

 

£6.20 all in. Cracking value. 

 

 

Oh dear god

[Mudface]

15 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Simply the best cafe on moss lane in orrell park. Looks a whole lot worse than it tasted. It's what they call their all day breakfast. There's a choice of hash brown of fungus, which was an easy one for me. I'd sooner not have the tomatoes as a rule (and I think it should be beams or tomatoes not both), but I actually quite enjoyed them. I'd prefer the bacon more cooked, the sausages were really tasty, the egg was goid and the ulster fry cooked perfectly.  7/10

 

Tea

2 toast

Egg,

Hash brown

2 bacon

2 sausage

Beans

Tomatoes

£5

+ 2 slices of Ulster Fry @ £1.20

 

£6.20 all in. Cracking value. 

 

 

What did it look like when they'd finished cooking it?

[Tony Moanero]

Triangles? I eat toast, as a component of a cooked breakfast, with jam, marmalade or cheese, with a knife and fork.

[Barrington Womble]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

That looks rank.

It does. Put it tasted pretty good. 

[Bob]

39 minutes ago, belarus said:

Looks decent that, aside from the toast.

 

Brown fucking toast with a brekkie...

 

It’s an Aldi malted bloomer. Makes super toast.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

The lyrics to Imagine are fairly piss poor.

 

 

Fuck off. 

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Simply the best cafe on moss lane in orrell park. Looks a whole lot worse than it tasted. It's what they call their all day breakfast. There's a choice of hash brown of fungus, which was an easy one for me. I'd sooner not have the tomatoes as a rule (and I think it should be beams or tomatoes not both), but I actually quite enjoyed them. I'd prefer the bacon more cooked, the sausages were really tasty, the egg was goid and the ulster fry cooked perfectly.  7/10

 

Tea

2 toast

Egg,

Hash brown

2 bacon

2 sausage

Beans

Tomatoes

£5

+ 2 slices of Ulster Fry @ £1.20

 

£6.20 all in. Cracking value. 

 

 

Sorry to neg you while you’re dying of food poisoning but you deserve it. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

13 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Triangles? I eat toast, as a component of a cooked breakfast, with jam, marmalade or cheese, with a knife and fork.

Hahaha. Cheese on toast, eaten with a knife and fork, as a component of a cooked breakfast. 
 

Fuck you. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Those sausages are pink. Pink. 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Hahaha. Cheese on toast, eaten with a knife and fork, as a component of a cooked breakfast. 
 

Fuck you. 

Nah, I don’t have cheese on toast for breakfast, but I do eat it with a knife and fork. Sandwiches and burgers, too.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, I don’t have cheese on toast for breakfast, but I do eat it with a knife and fork. Sandwiches and burgers, too.

And pizza with chopsticks I bet you dirty get 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

And pizza with chopsticks I bet you dirty get 

Ha ha. I eat pizza with a knife and fork. Had plenty of strange looks in Italy. Fuck them, I don’t like greasy fingers.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You eat Sandwiches - which are quite literally made so they can be eaten with one hand and without a plate, knife, or fork - with a knife and fork? 

 

I actually respect that. It's fucking bonkers. Unashamedly bonkers. Do you eat crisps with a spoon? 

[cloggypop]

26 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Triangles? I eat toast, as a component of a cooked breakfast, with jam, marmalade or cheese, with a knife and fork.

No wonder you are barred from most establishments. 

[TheHowieLama]

I like how they did Baz' bacon sunny side up.

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

No wonder you are barred from most establishments. 

Ha ha. 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

 

 

Have you got the picture of it before you’d lashed it at the wall?

[Stouffer]

Are those hotdog sausages?

 

Fuck me.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Can we put vagina close-ups in NSFW tags please.

[Anubis]

See, this is what I'm talking about. Turn around, look at that.

 

You see what I mean? It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing.

 

 

 

 

Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

 

Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Is that the 'Traditional Katie Price Breakfast" ? 

[Bruce Spanner]

I’ve said it before and it bears repeating.

 

People who undercook bacon should be prosecuted.